Things that give you the sh1ts

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:19 pm

We have an NFL star in our midst as well.
We have it all covered here!

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gadj1976 · Post by **gadj1976** » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:28 pm

Gumtree/Carsales etc, accepting adverts that don't have an odometer reading.

gadj1976 · Post by **gadj1976** » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:44 pm

Dwayne Russell saying that Geelong are playing in their "jumper". Mate, its a T-shirt.

daysofourlives · Post by **daysofourlives** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:27 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.

So I'll ask them "which club?"

They replay with something like "Beaufort".

Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.

Similarly I was driving around last week and I saw a sign saying “Come and try NRL” I thought Adelaide must have started a new side or something

Pretty sure we've had this convo before, I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.

I think I played roughly my 500th Test match on Saturday making yet another Test match 50

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:59 am

daysofourlives wrote:
I think I played roughly my 500th Test match on Saturday making yet another Test match 50

PatowalongaPirate · Post by **PatowalongaPirate** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:25 pm

Some questionable field placements here. Two back for the hook and Mid Off isn't even watching.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:27 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Some questionable field placements here. Two back for the hook and Mid Off isn't even watching.

I'm calling 4 behind square.

No ball.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:30 pm

Ring my old man this morning, I can hear the wind blowing "Shore to ship" I say "Shore to ship"

"Ship to shore" comes the reply.

"Blueys?"

"Yep"

"Bagged out?"

"Yeah, but just gave 8 to some lads in a tinny nearby who hadn't got many".

"WHAT THE ****?"

"You're breaking up, need to get back to the nets, see ya soon"

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:36 pm

Booney wrote:Ring my old man this morning, I can hear the wind blowing "Shore to ship" I say "Shore to ship"

"Ship to shore" comes the reply.

"Blueys?"

"Yep"

"Bagged out?"

"Yeah, but just gave 8 to some lads in a tinny nearby who hadn't got many".

"WHAT THE ****?"

"You're breaking up, need to get back to the nets, see ya soon"

Jealous!!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:37 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Some questionable field placements here. Two back for the hook and Mid Off isn't even watching.

Especially when it is virtually impossible to hit the ball behind square.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:38 pm

Jealous? I'm ******* filthy, they should have been my crabs!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:41 pm

Booney wrote:Jealous? I'm ******* filthy, they should have been my crabs!

Ha, I read it the other way, I didn't take your loss into the equation.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:43 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Jealous? I'm ******* filthy, they should have been my crabs!

Ha, I read it the other way, I didn't take your loss into the equation.

Some frosty ales in the fridge would have gone perfectly with them at around 6 tonight.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:44 pm

Booney wrote:Some frosty ales in the fridge would have gone perfectly with them at around 6 tonight.

I have a meeting at Thebarton after work, will be lucky to get home by 8:30pm!!

gadj1976 · Post by **gadj1976** » Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:23 pm

daysofourlives wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.

So I'll ask them "which club?"

They replay with something like "Beaufort".

Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.

Similarly I was driving around last week and I saw a sign saying “Come and try NRL” I thought Adelaide must have started a new side or something

Pretty sure we've had this convo before, I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.

I think I played roughly my 500th Test match on Saturday making yet another Test match 50

I've mentioned this before, but even getting chatted to by a good looking ch1ck in a pub in Canberra, didn't deter me from standing ground. The conversation went something like this;

Her - do you play AFL?
Me - ahh, no.
Her - so you play NRL?
Me - no
Her - so what do you play
Me - Aussie Rules
Her (exit, stage left)

Post by **Wedgie** » Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:55 pm

I embrace it, love the fact I've played AFL, EPL, MLB, NBA and have also dabbled at the Olympics, I also enjoy driving my F1 car to work when not Moto GPing my 49 cyclinder bike there.
Only Tour De Franced as a kid though. Grew out of that.

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:16 pm

gadj1976 wrote:Her (exit, stage left)

You sure you weren't being chatted up by Snagglepuss?

The Bedge · Post by **The Bedge** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 2:57 pm

… UK Fan's signature - feel like it takes up half a page, spend more time scrolling past it than reading posts.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:55 pm

The Bedge wrote:… UK Fan's signature - feel like it takes up half a page, spend more time scrolling past it than reading posts.

Yours is only one less quote than his.

Does that makes yours 1/3rd less annoying? :lol:

The Bedge · Post by **The Bedge** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 5:09 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
The Bedge wrote:… UK Fan's signature - feel like it takes up half a page, spend more time scrolling past it than reading posts.

Yours is only one less quote than his.

Does that makes yours 1/3rd less annoying?

I prefer "33%"

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