Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

We cancelled Foxtel this week after 20 years because they are a dead set rip off. Costs us $120 a month and now we have Netflix and will get Kayo when footy season starts we don't need it. They just called me up and said that because we were loyal customers for 20 years, they'll give us the same channels we had for $51.00 a month. I told them to go and get ******. They need to think about giving that deal to all of their loyal customers. Bunch of ****. Foxtel can go and get ******.

Same, I arseholed them when we moved December 2018, I used to do periodic phone calls to them threatening to quit unless they matched a deal they had going, you're right though, the loyal customers should get first dibs.

We miss it sometimes, it was getting a bit boring with the continual repeats of sitcoms, unfortunately now sometimes we're stuck watching Seinfeld, I can't believe I used to like the show, it is as lame as it gets when I watch it now.

[Lightning McQueen]

Foxtel is shit anyway. Only ever really watched Fox Footy and Criminal Investigation Channel and History channel every now and then.

The bullshit part is that if you wanted one particular channel, you'd have to get 15 others that are full of snot and cost $20 extra.

If they introduced a pay per channel thing then I'd look at it again.

[tipper]

air con for the whole building here has decided its had enough. been steadily getting warmer, and more humid in here for the last hour.

if this keeps up much longer im triggering the fire alarm and going home.

[Booney]

air con for the whole building here has decided its had enough. been steadily getting warmer, and more humid in here for the last hour.

if this keeps up much longer im triggering the fire alarm and going home.

In Europe they'd just up and leave.

[tipper]

air con for the whole building here has decided its had enough. been steadily getting warmer, and more humid in here for the last hour.

if this keeps up much longer im triggering the fire alarm and going home.

In Europe they'd just up and leave.

if ii wasnt stuck on public transport today to get home i probably would have already as well

[Lightning McQueen]

if ii wasnt stuck on public transport today to get home i probably would have already as well

And aint that gonna be a treat later today with this humidity?

[amber_fluid]

if ii wasnt stuck on public transport today to get home i probably would have already as well

And aint that gonna be a treat later today with this humidity?

Isn’t it like that anyway?

[RustyCage]

Hernia surgery and not having slept much the last few nights zzz

[Booney]

Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

[Spargo]

Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Whereabouts?

[Jim05]

Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Hate to stereotype but Asian?

[Booney]

Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Whereabouts?

Paralowie man caught at Tennyson. He was in a kayak with a rake and esky. You can guarantee it's not his first rodeo either.

[Booney]

Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Hate to stereotype but Asian?

I don't know but I'm willing to guess you'd be on or around the money.

[Lightning McQueen]

I don't know but I'm willing to guess you'd be on or around the money.

Given where he lives narrows it down too.

They are f******* ruthless and play the "I don't speak Engrish" card.

[locky801]

They are f******* ruthless and play the "I don't speak Engrish" card.

Luckily an interpreter is only a phone call away

[Jase]

So older Junior Jase has been talking up how.much bigger, stronger and faster he is than me these days and he was needling me so much that Australia Day we had a sprint from one end of the.local oval to the other...

Now he's a couple of inches taller than me and he's a wirey BUGGER so he's got me in the strength area as well but there is no way he's faster than me...

Mrs Jase just shook her head and we started the race... Junior was a yard ahead of me after 50m but I hadn't tuned the jets on, hit the gas and bang bang, both Hammies have near exploded...

Mrs Jase looked at me, rounded up the kids and walked home...

I had to shuffle the 600m home, Mrs did come.and pick me up half way home, gave me the frozen peas and then just quietly sniggered as she messaged her friends about he idiot husband...

This is me yesterday...

Stupid old age...



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[Footy Chick]

sorry, but i did giggle just a little

As I say to all my players, bruising is your friend

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry

[Jase]

sorry, but i did giggle just a little [emoji38]

As I say to all my players, bruising is your friend

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry

Yeah it was either this topic or things that make you laugh... so laugh away...

Dont worry it might not be a race but no doubt I'll hurt myself doing something else stupid...

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[Booney]

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry

He won't be doing anything in a hurry for a while.

[Footy Chick]

sorry, but i did giggle just a little [emoji38]

As I say to all my players, bruising is your friend

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry

Yeah it was either this topic or things that make you laugh... so laugh away...

Dont worry it might not be a race but no doubt I'll hurt myself doing something else stupid...

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If it's any consolation, I did also say ouch as well, doing one is bad enough but both would be terrible!