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We all see them when scouring our favorite supplier of news/information. Share them.
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Which one won the money?
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Should just put a link to the NT news in here.
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amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Image


Which one won the money?


Isn't it obvious? The one who just got a fresh set of cans.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Image


Which one won the money?


Isn't it obvious? The one who just got a fresh set of cans.

I’d say they both got a fresh set of cans.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Image


Which one won the money?


Isn't it obvious? The one who just got a fresh set of cans.


He’s probably a nice guy.
Looks aren’t everything
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amber_fluid wrote:
He’s probably a nice guy.
Looks aren’t everything

Poor bugger wouldn't even know if he had a big willy or not.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
He’s probably a nice guy.
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Poor bugger wouldn't even know if he had a big willy or not.


I’m sure it’s bigger after meeting her.
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In 1959 Liberace took the English newspaper (for want of a better description) the Daily Mirror to court for libel for describing him as a "…the summit of sex—the pinnacle of masculine, feminine and neuter. Everything that he, she and it can ever want… a deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love", basically describing him as a homosexual. Surprisingly, Liberace won the case and was awarded 8,000 pounds. When he died from complications due to being HIV positive the Daily Mirror supposedly ran the headline, "Can we have our money back?"
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