Things that you don't understand

[Lightning McQueen]

A customer just ordered 5000 persimmon cartons, I had to ring the rep to ask if it was an error, apparently they fit 14 persimmon's in each carton, that means there is 70,000 persimmon's in existence in SA waiting to be sold.

My nanna has a persimon tree, i keep telling her to sell some because people are always asking her for them.

Very popular with the Asians apparently, an aphrodisiac, I just brought a box to take home.

[Pseudo]

A customer just ordered 5000 persimmon cartons, I had to ring the rep to ask if it was an error, apparently they fit 14 persimmon's in each carton, that means there is 70,000 persimmon's in existence in SA waiting to be sold.

My nanna has a persimon tree, i keep telling her to sell some because people are always asking her for them.

Very popular with the Asians apparently, an aphrodisiac, I just brought a box to take home.

How horny do you need to be to order 5000 of 'em?

[Booney]

A customer just ordered 5000 persimmon cartons, I had to ring the rep to ask if it was an error, apparently they fit 14 persimmon's in each carton, that means there is 70,000 persimmon's in existence in SA waiting to be sold.

My nanna has a persimon tree, i keep telling her to sell some because people are always asking her for them.

Very popular with the Asians apparently, an aphrodisiac, I just brought a box to take home.

How horny do you need to be to order 5000 of 'em?

I thought you'd need to be the opposite of horny, as in married woman levels.

[Lightning McQueen]

I thought you'd need to be the opposite of horny, as in married woman levels.

Can just sell it off as pumpkin mash.

[Booney]

A bloke with no pressure on him kicks a round ball into a net 5 times bigger than the bloke protecting it and the world loses it's mind.

[HH3]

A bloke with no pressure on him kicks a round ball into a net 5 times bigger than the bloke protecting it and the world loses it's mind.

Serious?

[Booney]

A bloke with no pressure on him kicks a round ball into a net 5 times bigger than the bloke protecting it and the world loses it's mind.

Serious?

Deadly.

[Dutchy]

That my son is now a 16yo

[Booney]

That my son is now a 16yo

Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.

[Brodlach]

That my son is now a 16yo

Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.

I agree entirely, my now 17 year old came home with a hickey last night. Wasn’t that long ago he had zero interest in girls


I told him politely that “if I ever f%#<£n ever see one of those again no matter his age I will go postal”. I doubt I will see one again

[Dutchy]

That my son is now a 16yo

Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.

Yep get that feeling, hence why our weekends are mad with sport and we don't get much rest but can see a time not too far off where they will be doing their own thing and we will have plenty of time on our hands.

[Pseudo]

I agree entirely, my now 17 year old came home with a hickey last night. Wasn’t that long ago he had zero interest in girls

Maybe he still doesn't...

[heater31]

That my son is now a 16yo

Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.

I agree entirely, my now 17 year old came home with a hickey last night. Wasn’t that long ago he had zero interest in girls


I told him politely that “if I ever f%#<£n ever see one of those again no matter his age I will go postal”. I doubt I will see one again

Toothpaste fixes that Brodlach Jr!!!

[woodublieve12]

That my son is now a 16yo

Fair dinkum, their mid-teen years go by in a flash.

I think it's a combination of how busy they are ( school, sport, friends ) and how busy you are ( work, their sport, their friends, your friends ).

I reckon from Junior being 13-18 and Miss going from 10-15 at the same time went by in about 45 minutes.

I agree entirely, my now 17 year old came home with a hickey last night. Wasn’t that long ago he had zero interest in girls


I told him politely that “if I ever f%#<£n ever see one of those again no matter his age I will go postal”. I doubt I will see one again

count yourself lucky you have boys... I am NOT looking forward to my girls teenage years


Hickeys are a disgrace and i would have had the same reaction

[MW]

Yeah and the kids have "tuning" nowadays which apparently is something before becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.

[Spargo]

Yeah and the kids have "tuning" nowadays which apparently is something before becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.

WTF?

[Booney]

Yeah and the kids have "tuning" nowadays which apparently is something before becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.

WTF?

Step aside, Gramps........yeah, it's when you know you like, like each other but, like, you know, like, haven't, like, hooked up yet, like.

[Corona Man]

Yeah and the kids have "tuning" nowadays which apparently is something before becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.

WTF?

Step aside, Gramps........yeah, it's when you know you like, like each other but, like, you know, like, haven't, like, hooked up yet, like.

I am not sure I know what that's like.

[mighty_tiger_79]

The only thing I tune is my tranny

[Brodlach]

The only thing I tune is my tranny

How does he feel about that?