Things that give you the sh1ts

[Brodlach]

Crash Repair shops that promise a 1 day turn around on a job that then turns into 3 days [emoji849]

Mrs HH3s car was in for 3 weeks last year after someone t-boned her. They said it would be a couple of days.

hehe, boned.

*Insert 12 year old giggling at sexual organ quip here*

Grow up

Only in the Port thread

[Brodlach]

The quality level of our politicians compared to New Zealand

NZ PM is all class where our politicians are all ass

[Pseudo]

The quality level of our politicians compared to New Zealand

NZ PM is all class where our politicians are all ass

Our pollies have better orthodontists.

[Corona Man]

The quality level of our politicians compared to New Zealand

NZ PM is all class where our politicians are all ass

Google Winston Peters, you may change your view.

[woodublieve12]

seeing 3 pending transactions in my account adding up to $250 this morning from Apple Sydney and have zero recollection of ever purchasing anything of that value. So contact bank and get forwarded onto the fraud unit, now I've had to cancel my card and the bank said they would refund my the money as it doesn't seem legit

[Booney]

Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!

[heater31]

Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!

If I wanted to eat of a chopping board I would've stayed home and made a cheese toastie!

[amber_fluid]

Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!

I also hate when you order a stubbie of beer with tea and they then proceed to pour it into a glass.
I don’t want a **** glass thank you, it’s why I ordered a stubbie.

[Booney]

Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!

I also hate when you order a stubbie of beer with tea and they then proceed to pour it into a glass.
I don’t want a **** glass thank you, it’s why I ordered a stubbie.

People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

[amber_fluid]

Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!

I also hate when you order a stubbie of beer with tea and they then proceed to pour it into a glass.
I don’t want a **** glass thank you, it’s why I ordered a stubbie.

People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

Keg beer, yes!
Stubbie, No!

And you can bash your hipster beer up your ar$e

[Lightning McQueen]

Pubs and restaurants serving food on chopping boards.

STAHP!

I also hate when you order a stubbie of beer with tea and they then proceed to pour it into a glass.
I don’t want a **** glass thank you, it’s why I ordered a stubbie.

An echo?

[Lightning McQueen]

People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

That's ironic, I somehow acquired a couple of stella-like glasses and sometimes I feel like pouring my beer into them, most of the time it's straight down the gullet and save myself a dish to wash.

[HH3]

The best way to have a beer is to have a rum.

[Booney]

People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

That's ironic, I somehow acquired a couple of stella-like glasses and sometimes I feel like pouring my beer into them, most of the time it's straight down the gullet and save myself a dish to wash.

I've got 3 or 4 glasses I use at home depending on the beer style I'm drinking.

[Spargo]

People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

That's ironic, I somehow acquired a couple of stella-like glasses and sometimes I feel like pouring my beer into them, most of the time it's straight down the gullet and save myself a dish to wash.

I've got 3 or 4 glasses I use at home depending on the beer style I'm drinking.

Pint, schooner & a butcher glass?

[amber_fluid]

Only one size in my house.
Pint or nothing!

[Corona Man]

Only one size in my house.
Pint or nothing!

I have beer in glass at my joint too. 355ml. I buy them in a box of 24, they come full of delicious beer. They are a single use item though.

[Booney]

People who enjoy real beer know it's best out of a glass (sometimes), you heathens wouldn't understand.

#catspiss

That's ironic, I somehow acquired a couple of stella-like glasses and sometimes I feel like pouring my beer into them, most of the time it's straight down the gullet and save myself a dish to wash.

I've got 3 or 4 glasses I use at home depending on the beer style I'm drinking.

Pint, schooner & a butcher glass?

Pilsner,




Willi Becher,




Tulip,



Dimpled imperial pint.

[amber_fluid]

Do those fancy glasses make the beer taste better?

[Booney]

Do those fancy glasses make the beer taste better?

You get different tastes from different vessels with the same beer. How many people have you heard say "I can drink draught out of a tap but not the can"? Or "I don't mind pale out the keg but not from the stubbie"? There's a difference.

I use the pilsner glass for pilsners, wheat and lighter lagers, the Willi becher for heavier lagers and pale ales, the tulip for darker, heavier beers and when I can't be arsed the imperial pint.

Classy mob down the Port.