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Re: Married at first sight

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HH3 wrote:Last nights episode was juicy.

100% fake, but juicy.

Jessika is a S.L.U.T.


Jess is being made out as the blonde bimbo and for most part she is playing it well, but I actually reckon she is quite smart but the producers aren't showing much of that. e.g. when Martha said she should share her side of the story in front of the group ,she said no if anyone wants to know they can just ask me.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:One thing I noticed throughout the whole show and only one or two fathers mentioned it.

Why do the men get married with stubble on their face? No chick I've ever met actually appreciates kissing someone with sandpaper glued to their chin.


I wasn't clean shaven for my wedding. Mrs HH3 HATES me clean shaven. I shaved for her sisters wedding (I was a groomsman) and it didnt go down well at all :lol:
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HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:One thing I noticed throughout the whole show and only one or two fathers mentioned it.

Why do the men get married with stubble on their face? No chick I've ever met actually appreciates kissing someone with sandpaper glued to their chin.


I wasn't clean shaven for my wedding. Mrs HH3 HATES me clean shaven. I shaved for her sisters wedding (I was a groomsman) and it didnt go down well at all :lol:

You must have soft bristles.

Anywhere from day 1 to day 8 without a shave and my stubble feels like a wire brush, nothing worse than waking up and seeing a bit of gravel rash.
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I wasn’t clean shaven either
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Brodlach wrote:I wasn’t clean shaven either


Beard?
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Fair enough.
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You went over the scone mate, how about the rest?
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:I wasn’t clean shaven either


Beard?


Nah three day growth. I would have looked 10 years old without it (was 27)

If it paints a picture of me, I’d been at a SANFL game beforehand and was half cut. :lol:
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Dutchy wrote:
HH3 wrote:Last nights episode was juicy.

100% fake, but juicy.

Jessika is a S.L.U.T.


Jess is being made out as the blonde bimbo and for most part she is playing it well, but I actually reckon she is quite smart but the producers aren't showing much of that. e.g. when Martha said she should share her side of the story in front of the group ,she said no if anyone wants to know they can just ask me.

She went on a show called 'Married At First Sight'.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:You went over the scone mate, how about the rest?
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Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:You went over the scone mate, how about the rest?
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You know this is a hair tattoo, right?


Really?

I did say to Mrs HH3 his choice to shave it was a big call when his hairlines not bad.
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Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:You went over the scone mate, how about the rest?
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You know this is a hair tattoo, right?

No, I didn't.

Well I'll be f*****d, what will they think of next?
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Yes it is.

Who knows.
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I said early on Mike was a knob and so it unravels.

Heidi is all over him, she's thinking this is it, I'm going to find someone then he throws in "I might even try and fall in love with you", then, when she complains about it he gives it "I thought we were having a moment". :lol:

That's why you're single, wanker, he doesn't know when to shut up.
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Booney wrote:I said early on Mike was a knob and so it unravels.

Heidi is all over him, she's thinking this is it, I'm going to find someone then he throws in "I might even try and fall in love with you", then, when she complains about it he gives it "I thought we were having a moment". :lol:

That's why you're single, wanker, he doesn't know when to shut up.

His old man seems like a good bloke and sums Mike up well.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:I said early on Mike was a knob and so it unravels.

Heidi is all over him, she's thinking this is it, I'm going to find someone then he throws in "I might even try and fall in love with you", then, when she complains about it he gives it "I thought we were having a moment". :lol:

That's why you're single, wanker, he doesn't know when to shut up.

His old man seems like a good bloke and sums Mike up well.


Did he say "My son is a stupid ****"?
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Booney wrote:I said early on Mike was a knob and so it unravels.

Heidi is all over him, she's thinking this is it, I'm going to find someone then he throws in "I might even try and fall in love with you", then, when she complains about it he gives it "I thought we were having a moment". :lol:

That's why you're single, wanker, he doesn't know when to shut up.


Im on his side.

Tried to be sweet, and she threw it in his face.

If that's all it takes for her to act like that, she's nuts.
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Booney wrote:Did he say "My son is a stupid ****"?

Said he means well but struggles to say the right words, he says he's just like a big kid that needs to grow up.
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HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:I said early on Mike was a knob and so it unravels.

Heidi is all over him, she's thinking this is it, I'm going to find someone then he throws in "I might even try and fall in love with you", then, when she complains about it he gives it "I thought we were having a moment". :lol:

That's why you're single, wanker, he doesn't know when to shut up.


Im on his side.

Tried to be sweet, and she threw it in his face.

If that's all it takes for her to act like that, she's nuts.

Yeah, she's livin on a prayer, wants what he can't give her, he's just happy getting a regular empty.

I don't find her that attractive either, she can scrub up but in general it's a "no thanks" from me.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Did he say "My son is a stupid ****"?

Said he means well but struggles to say the right words, he says he's just like a big kid that needs to grow up.


He's forty ******* three.
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HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:I said early on Mike was a knob and so it unravels.

Heidi is all over him, she's thinking this is it, I'm going to find someone then he throws in "I might even try and fall in love with you", then, when she complains about it he gives it "I thought we were having a moment". :lol:

That's why you're single, wanker, he doesn't know when to shut up.


Im on his side.

Tried to be sweet, and she threw it in his face.

If that's all it takes for her to act like that, she's nuts.


She's female mate.
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