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Re: Married at first sight

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Almost like it's scripted....still good for a laugh.
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Brodlach wrote:Agree LM, I think it’s done it’s dash with me too.

They are all so petty and juvenile and that’s why they are alone

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One minute the virgin is getting himself acquainting with a vagina for the first time in his life, the next minute he's having to pick a safe word to get him out of a gimp mask at an orgy.

"Hey, Matt, blink if you're confused"
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Booney wrote:One minute the virgin is getting himself acquainting with a vagina for the first time in his life, the next minute he's having to pick a safe word to get him out of a gimp mask at an orgy.

"Hey, Matt, blink if you're confused"


It's kinda hard to feel sorry for him, I know it's like going from 0 to 60 in a second but geez lad, just sit back and enjoy the ride!

I think it's poor form from the "experts", pretty much all round, but then again if you're going to go to these lengths and think you're going to find your 9.6 you're clearly delusional and deserve to made to look like an idiot.
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I'll just catch the dinner party's and commitment ceremonies from here on in. It'll all unravel in those two nights.
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Booney wrote:I'll just catch the dinner party's and commitment ceremonies from here on in. It'll all unravel in those two nights.

Pretty much the same, I just got re-acquainted with an old PS1 game to keep me occupied of an evening, the better half gives me updates.
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So now the Mrs is streaming it...ffs

This is the most ridiculous rubbish!
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:So now the Mrs is streaming it...ffs

This is the most ridiculous rubbish!

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Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:So now the Mrs is streaming it...ffs

This is the most ridiculous rubbish!

Good excuse to go to golf MT!
Time to do the form me thinks!

And maybe a bit of golf practice down the hallway!

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Haha ‘Intruder’ couples
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Shits hectic tonight haha
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This is comedy gold!
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BoundaryRider84 wrote:This is comedy gold!

That's it, you just gotta look beyond the "reality" part and have a laugh to yourself about it and appreciate your own life.

It's on in our other lounge so I just pop my head in when the yelling begins.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
BoundaryRider84 wrote:This is comedy gold!

That's it, you just gotta look beyond the "reality" part and have a laugh to yourself about it and appreciate your own life.

It's on in our other lounge so I just pop my head in when the yelling begins.


I literally only watched the last 15mins when all the shit got real haha
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BoundaryRider84 wrote:I literally only watched the last 15mins when all the shit got real haha

That Enis is something else, she literally has no f***'s to give out full stop.
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I tape it, then just fast forward thru all the crap, watch the drama and Im done in 10 mins
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
BoundaryRider84 wrote:I literally only watched the last 15mins when all the shit got real haha

That Enis is something else, she literally has no f***'s to give out full stop.
I reckon she doesn't have a soul.
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Dutchy wrote:I tape it, then just fast forward thru all the crap, watch the drama and Im done in 10 mins

Are you sure we're talking about MAFS here?
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The Dark Knight wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
BoundaryRider84 wrote:I literally only watched the last 15mins when all the shit got real haha

That Enis is something else, she literally has no f***'s to give out full stop.
I reckon she doesn't have a soul.


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The two new chicks are glorious!
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