Married at first sight

[Lightning McQueen]

No Fox at the moment so thought I'd see what all the rave is about with this show, mainly coz this Blonde-headed thing on it is going to be a proper freak.
It's provided a couple of laughs so far, I'm not convinced their matching so far has been too spot on.

The best man's speech last night was an absolute shocker, the groom should've grown a pair as soon as he knew where it was heading, it would have to have been staged though as the old man or brother would've smashed one of them or both.

[Trader]

Great show.

Jessika could be entertaining, clearly there for insta followers though.

Tonight's blonde Heidi is a bit nuts too, though I suspect she's a better chance to be there for real, and not just as a skit as part of her radio show.

As for the matching not being spot on, of course it isn't. Of the 35 couples over the previous 4 seasons, only one is still together.
The so called experts are genuine spuds.

Gotta feel a bit sorry for Mark tonight, Ning seems a real dud match.

[The Dark Knight]

Great show.

Jessika could be entertaining, clearly there for insta followers though.

Tonight's blonde Heidi is a bit nuts too, though I suspect she's a better chance to be there for real, and not just as a skit as part of her radio show.

As for the matching not being spot on, of course it isn't. Of the 35 couples over the previous 4 seasons, only one is still together.
The so called experts are genuine spuds.

Gotta feel a bit sorry for Mark tonight, Ning seems a real dud match.

I watched it tonight, Ning was horrible to him! She was so negative towards him, poor bloke.

The other couple seem like a good match.

[Booney]

I'm on board....

It was this or MKR as I do not do the jungle show, so I'm a #MAFS viewer.

Missed the first night so I'll check them out tonight.

Dino and Melissa, good luck mate, you'll need more than bit of meditation to get through your long days at home.

Mark and Jessika, could he be any happier? As for her brother, I wondered why he was so angry, then I saw how short he was. #little

Mike (cock) and Heidi would have been banging like a dunny door in the wind the moment the cameras left.

Mark and Ning, poor bastard. Poor, poor bastard.

[Bum Crack]

I watched this last night as the missus loves it so I thought I'd have a look. I can't believe they paired that poor bloke with an Asian Trannie. Poor bastard.

[woodublieve12]

I thought I knew you guys!!!

[Brodlach]

My wife is into it too

Ning is a moron but he is no oil painting

Already named her compoop

Both blondes are attractive

[Lightning McQueen]

Great show.

Jessika could be entertaining, clearly there for insta followers though.

Tonight's blonde Heidi is a bit nuts too, though I suspect she's a better chance to be there for real, and not just as a skit as part of her radio show.

As for the matching not being spot on, of course it isn't. Of the 35 couples over the previous 4 seasons, only one is still together.
The so called experts are genuine spuds.

Gotta feel a bit sorry for Mark tonight, Ning seems a real dud match.

I did too but the missus thinks they'll be the ones to make it through.

I would've just walked off and probably flipped the table on my way out.

At least if Heidi is a no go, I reckon Mick can bang any of the bridesmaids, they were all better looking and loved him.

[Lightning McQueen]

I'm on board....

It was this or MKR as I do not do the jungle show, so I'm a #MAFS viewer.

Missed the first night so I'll check them out tonight.

Dino and Melissa, good luck mate, you'll need more than bit of meditation to get through your long days at home.

Mark and Jessika, could he be any happier? As for her brother, I wondered why he was so angry, then I saw how short he was. #little

Mike (cock) and Heidi would have been banging like a dunny door in the wind the moment the cameras left.

Mark and Ning, poor bastard. Poor, poor bastard.

Dino is a weirdo and Mel resides in Saturn, he'll teach her a few moves that she'll take on board and use on the next 10 blokes she sleeps with before the years out.

Mark scooped the pool, for a dumb ugly bloke he's hit the jackpot, he could've shaved for the big day though, she'll eat him up alive.

[Lightning McQueen]

I watched this last night as the missus loves it so I thought I'd have a look. I can't believe they paired that poor bloke with an Asian Trannie. Poor bastard.

Ha!!!!!!! He's a bit of a boxhead but she is fugly, the missus was getting annoyed with me bagging the hell out of her, I wouldn't touch her with my brother's dick.

[Lightning McQueen]

My wife is into it too

Ning is a moron but he is no oil painting

Already named her compoop

Both blondes are attractive

They suit up well now.

[Lightning McQueen]

A mate was on it last season, he ended up with a big girl, another mate told him he should've sued them.

[Brodlach]

I'm on board....

It was this or MKR as I do not do the jungle show, so I'm a #MAFS viewer.

Missed the first night so I'll check them out tonight.

Dino and Melissa, good luck mate, you'll need more than bit of meditation to get through your long days at home.

Mark and Jessika, could he be any happier? As for her brother, I wondered why he was so angry, then I saw how short he was. #little

Mike (cock) and Heidi would have been banging like a dunny door in the wind the moment the cameras left.

Mark and Ning, poor bastard. Poor, poor bastard.

Dino is a weirdo and Mel resides in Saturn, he'll teach her a few moves that she'll take on board and use on the next 10 blokes she sleeps with before the years out.

Mark scooped the pool, for a dumb ugly bloke he's hit the jackpot, he could've shaved for the big day though, she'll eat him up alive.

She hasn’t had a root for 8 years, no way is she finding 10 blokes this year

[Brodlach]

I watched this last night as the missus loves it so I thought I'd have a look. I can't believe they paired that poor bloke with an Asian Trannie. Poor bastard.

Ha!!!!!!! He's a bit of a boxhead but she is fugly, the missus was getting annoyed with me bagging the hell out of her, I wouldn't touch her with my brother's dick.

But you’d touch your brothers dick?

[Booney]

I'm on board....

It was this or MKR as I do not do the jungle show, so I'm a #MAFS viewer.

Missed the first night so I'll check them out tonight.

Dino and Melissa, good luck mate, you'll need more than bit of meditation to get through your long days at home.

Mark and Jessika, could he be any happier? As for her brother, I wondered why he was so angry, then I saw how short he was. #little

Mike (cock) and Heidi would have been banging like a dunny door in the wind the moment the cameras left.

Mark and Ning, poor bastard. Poor, poor bastard.

Dino is a weirdo and Mel resides in Saturn, he'll teach her a few moves that she'll take on board and use on the next 10 blokes she sleeps with before the years out.

Mark scooped the pool, for a dumb ugly bloke he's hit the jackpot, he could've shaved for the big day though, she'll eat him up alive.

She hasn’t had a root for 8 years, no way is she finding 10 blokes this e

And it's easy to see why.

[Brodlach]

If these two do get on watch the Duracell shares plummet

[Dutchy]

If we ever needed proof that the BBL has lost its shine, its this thread ^

[Spangas]

It's provided a couple of laughs so far, I'm not convinced their matching so far has been too spot on.

They match for who will make the best fireworks. Nobody would watch if it was happily ever after!!
I had to laugh when they were talking it up as 'real-life' drama.

[Lightning McQueen]

She hasn’t had a root for 8 years, no way is she finding 10 blokes this year

Quantity
Quality

[Booney]

If we ever needed proof that the BBL has lost its shine, its this thread ^

The what?