I need to know....

[Brodlach]

I’m too big and strong to drop it. Got home in one piece, not even a hole in the plastic


$90 is two cartons I saved

You will need those to pay out your footy bets next season again.

Pfft I will be getting those back next season

[HH3]

Firstly, I already paid some dipshit to deliver it so I’m not paying another one.

And secondly, how did you get the mattress home?

Obviously you'd request a refund from the spuds that didnt deliver.

I took the work van for a spin in my lunch break. Same for the TV.

[Spargo]

I’m too big and strong to drop it. Got home in one piece, not even a hole in the plastic


$90 is two cartons I saved

You will need those to pay out your footy bets next season again.

Pfft I will be getting those back next season

You want to back Brisbane again to finish higher than North Melbourne? You’re on.
How about I back the Bays to play finals next year for a carton too?

[amber_fluid]

Firstly, I already paid some dipshit to deliver it so I’m not paying another one.

And secondly, how did you get the mattress home?

Obviously you'd request a refund from the spuds that didnt deliver.

I took the work van for a spin in my lunch break. Same for the TV.

Well you could have picked up my parcel and delivered it.
I’ll remember that next time..........

[Brodlach]

I’m too big and strong to drop it. Got home in one piece, not even a hole in the plastic


$90 is two cartons I saved

You will need those to pay out your footy bets next season again.

Pfft I will be getting those back next season

You want to back Brisbane again to finish higher than North Melbourne? You’re on.
How about I back the Bays to play finals next year for a carton too?

We will bet something, probably the first one and West to finish higher than the Bay's?

[amber_fluid]

Why doesn’t money have barcodes on it?
Surely if it did the cashier could just scan the notes so they don’t make mistakes?

I’ve always thought about this.

[HH3]

Why doesn’t money have barcodes on it?
Surely if it did the cashier could just scan the notes so they don’t make mistakes?

I’ve always thought about this.

What kind of mistakes?

[amber_fluid]

Why doesn’t money have barcodes on it?
Surely if it did the cashier could just scan the notes so they don’t make mistakes?

I’ve always thought about this.

What kind of mistakes?

Giving you the wrong change back.
If they scanned each note they couldn’t stuff it up.

[HH3]

Why doesn’t money have barcodes on it?
Surely if it did the cashier could just scan the notes so they don’t make mistakes?

I’ve always thought about this.

What kind of mistakes?

Giving you the wrong change back.
If they scanned each note they couldn’t stuff it up.

Or they could colour code them, put large numbers on the back and front, and give them a calculator that tells them how many of each note to give back....

[amber_fluid]

Why doesn’t money have barcodes on it?
Surely if it did the cashier could just scan the notes so they don’t make mistakes?

I’ve always thought about this.

What kind of mistakes?

Giving you the wrong change back.
If they scanned each note they couldn’t stuff it up.

Or they could colour code them, put large numbers on the back and front, and give them a calculator that tells them how many of each note to give back....

That’s a novel idea!

Most people under 30 can’t count money back when giving change so it’d help those out.

[HH3]

Barcodes on change too?

[amber_fluid]

Barcodes on change too?

Do you consider notes to be change or just coins?

[HH3]

Barcodes on change too?

Do you consider notes to be change or just coins?

I meant coins.

[amber_fluid]

Barcodes on change too?

Do you consider notes to be change or just coins?

I meant coins.

No that’d just be stupid

[tipper]

so apparently its been a year since we voted to allow same sex marriage.

wheres all the bad things that we were told were going to happen? people marrying animals or furniture? downfall of society as we know it? the religeous divorcing because it doesnt mean the same thing now? all of us straight people catching "the gay".....

i must have missed it all

[Booney]

Anyone got a couple of bar stools they are wanting to part with?

[The Bedge]

Most people under 30 can’t count money back when giving change so it’d help those out.

Amazes me how many people I give cash to and they stare blankly as you can hear them trying to work out what the change is

I'm impatient, I just give them the answer as soon as I see that look of stupidity creep over them.

WTF are our schools teaching?!

[Lightning McQueen]

Anyone got a couple of bar stools they are wanting to part with?

Probably, I'll ask the fun police tonight.

[Spargo]

Anyone got a couple of bar stools they are wanting to part with?

Yes, I’ve got 4 if you need. I can drop them down around ‘ahem’ beer o’clock one weekend soon...

[Booney]

Anyone got a couple of bar stools they are wanting to part with?

Yes, I’ve got 4 if you need. I can drop them down around ‘ahem’ beer o’clock one weekend soon...

I'll swap you for a louvre for your shed.....