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MW wrote:I get criticised by my wife for questioning everything whereas her default comment is "it will be fine". Very frustrating.
I am an Engineer...it's my job to analyse everything and do a risk analysis in my head. Can't switch that off at home.
Awful thing isn't it. You can't seem to just look at things for what they are, you for reason want to know how it works, why it was built that way and how to make it better.

Whilst it's great for your mind to think like that turning it off is the real skill.
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Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:So, operation swimming hole has been going along nicely at home. Was cleaned on Friday, treated, all good to swim in.

Paving early next week, fence soon after.

Pool installer tells me last week that the solar is going up today, all good, no call Friday from installer working out times so I head off to work this morning as we all do. About 8:30 I message the pool installer to tell him no contact has been made, he says he'll get back to me. Moments later I get a call from an unknown number ( Solar I figure )

Him - "Hey mate, I'm here to do your solar, can I put it up on the flat roof at the back of the shed?"

Me - "Um, where are you mate?"

Him - "Standing at your pump"

Me - "How the **** did you get in? The roller door is locked, the double gates have got pins and zip ties holding them shut."

Him - "Through the double gates"

Me - "Go get in your car, I'll be there soon"

Torrensville to Alberton in about 8 minutes, young lad in a ute parked in my driveway "Your boss here mate" "No", he says "just me"

Me - "So you break the **** into my castle? No correspondence, no heads up, you ring me and tell me you're in my ******* yard?"

Over the next few minutes Zach learnt he'd made a bad life choice. I said to him to give me 2 minutes to cool down and when the roller door opens up he can come around the back. Who the **** does that?

I don't see the big deal. He went in your back yard to do some work. So what?? You need to take a chill pill bro


As I’ve learnt recently it is a bit of a city thing

Having now moved to the country most of the contractors we use around the house (gas bottle refill, gardener, landlord) we request a job and they come at a time of their convienience and let themselves into the backyard if we are not home

When I was living city I would have seen it as big deal, these days I couldn’t care less.
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whufc wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:So, operation swimming hole has been going along nicely at home. Was cleaned on Friday, treated, all good to swim in.

Paving early next week, fence soon after.

Pool installer tells me last week that the solar is going up today, all good, no call Friday from installer working out times so I head off to work this morning as we all do. About 8:30 I message the pool installer to tell him no contact has been made, he says he'll get back to me. Moments later I get a call from an unknown number ( Solar I figure )

Him - "Hey mate, I'm here to do your solar, can I put it up on the flat roof at the back of the shed?"

Me - "Um, where are you mate?"

Him - "Standing at your pump"

Me - "How the **** did you get in? The roller door is locked, the double gates have got pins and zip ties holding them shut."

Him - "Through the double gates"

Me - "Go get in your car, I'll be there soon"

Torrensville to Alberton in about 8 minutes, young lad in a ute parked in my driveway "Your boss here mate" "No", he says "just me"

Me - "So you break the **** into my castle? No correspondence, no heads up, you ring me and tell me you're in my ******* yard?"

Over the next few minutes Zach learnt he'd made a bad life choice. I said to him to give me 2 minutes to cool down and when the roller door opens up he can come around the back. Who the **** does that?

I don't see the big deal. He went in your back yard to do some work. So what?? You need to take a chill pill bro


As I’ve learnt recently it is a bit of a city thing

Having now moved to the country most of the contractors we use around the house (gas bottle refill, gardener, landlord) we request a job and they come at a time of their convienience and let themselves into the backyard if we are not home

When I was living city I would have seen it as big deal, these days I couldn’t care less.

Yeah that's what I was thinking.
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Bum Crack wrote:
whufc wrote:
As I’ve learnt recently it is a bit of a city thing

Having now moved to the country most of the contractors we use around the house (gas bottle refill, gardener, landlord) we request a job and they come at a time of their convienience and let themselves into the backyard if we are not home

When I was living city I would have seen it as big deal, these days I couldn’t care less.

Yeah that's what I was thinking.

Because country folk are more laid back, trusting and trustworthy. Too many conniving pricks in the city.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
whufc wrote:
As I’ve learnt recently it is a bit of a city thing

Having now moved to the country most of the contractors we use around the house (gas bottle refill, gardener, landlord) we request a job and they come at a time of their convienience and let themselves into the backyard if we are not home

When I was living city I would have seen it as big deal, these days I couldn’t care less.

Yeah that's what I was thinking.

Because country folk are more laid back, trusting and trustworthy. Too many conniving pricks in the city.


I don’t even have a set a house keys

It’s no hassle coz we don’t ever lock the house
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whufc wrote:I don’t even have a set a house keys

It’s no hassle coz we don’t ever lock the house


where do you live??? :-?
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woodublieve12 wrote:
whufc wrote:I don’t even have a set a house keys

It’s no hassle coz we don’t ever lock the house


where do you live??? :-?

What side of the bed is yours?
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woodublieve12 wrote:
whufc wrote:I don’t even have a set a house keys

It’s no hassle coz we don’t ever lock the house


where do you live??? :-?


If he told us that, he'd have to start locking his house :lol:
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whufc wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:So, operation swimming hole has been going along nicely at home. Was cleaned on Friday, treated, all good to swim in.

Paving early next week, fence soon after.

Pool installer tells me last week that the solar is going up today, all good, no call Friday from installer working out times so I head off to work this morning as we all do. About 8:30 I message the pool installer to tell him no contact has been made, he says he'll get back to me. Moments later I get a call from an unknown number ( Solar I figure )

Him - "Hey mate, I'm here to do your solar, can I put it up on the flat roof at the back of the shed?"

Me - "Um, where are you mate?"

Him - "Standing at your pump"

Me - "How the **** did you get in? The roller door is locked, the double gates have got pins and zip ties holding them shut."

Him - "Through the double gates"

Me - "Go get in your car, I'll be there soon"

Torrensville to Alberton in about 8 minutes, young lad in a ute parked in my driveway "Your boss here mate" "No", he says "just me"

Me - "So you break the **** into my castle? No correspondence, no heads up, you ring me and tell me you're in my ******* yard?"

Over the next few minutes Zach learnt he'd made a bad life choice. I said to him to give me 2 minutes to cool down and when the roller door opens up he can come around the back. Who the **** does that?

I don't see the big deal. He went in your back yard to do some work. So what?? You need to take a chill pill bro


As I’ve learnt recently it is a bit of a city thing

Having now moved to the country most of the contractors we use around the house (gas bottle refill, gardener, landlord) we request a job and they come at a time of their convienience and let themselves into the backyard if we are not home

When I was living city I would have seen it as big deal, these days I couldn’t care less.


1) Do they have access, as in they don't bust a locked gate open to get in?
2) Would you bust open someones locked gate to get in?
3) I know where BC lives, wouldn't have to drive too far to think twice about going onto someones property unannounced, they might shoot and ask you what you're doing after.
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A couple of cable ties is hardly a locked gate lol. You city folk. i dunno :)
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Bum Crack wrote:A couple of cable ties is hardly a locked gate lol. You city folk. i dunno :)

I imagined you saying that in a Mick Taylor tone.
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Bum Crack wrote:A couple of cable ties is hardly a locked gate lol. You city folk. i dunno :)


10mm cable ties, even your hands wouldn't break them. ;)
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Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:A couple of cable ties is hardly a locked gate lol. You city folk. i dunno :)


10mm cable ties, even your hands wouldn't break them. ;)

you scared he'd find your lab
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GMcG wrote:
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:A couple of cable ties is hardly a locked gate lol. You city folk. i dunno :)


10mm cable ties, even your hands wouldn't break them. ;)

you scared he'd find your lab


I haven't got any dogs.
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Booney wrote:
GMcG wrote:
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:A couple of cable ties is hardly a locked gate lol. You city folk. i dunno :)


10mm cable ties, even your hands wouldn't break them. ;)

you scared he'd find your lab


I haven't got any dogs.
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Booney wrote:
GMcG wrote:
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:A couple of cable ties is hardly a locked gate lol. You city folk. i dunno :)


10mm cable ties, even your hands wouldn't break them. ;)

you scared he'd find your lab


I haven't got any dogs.


only an attack cat :lol:
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Footy Chick wrote:only an attack cat :lol:


Yes, he's finding 10pm-12am a good time to play, unfortunately for him he's a very slow learner.
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Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:only an attack cat :lol:


Yes, he's finding 10pm-12am a good time to play, unfortunately for him he's a very slow learner.


Poor bugger, he'll grow out of it eventually.

If you tire him out when you're home, he's more than likely to sleep through the night (either that or take off any bell so you can't hear him tearing around the house :lol: )
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Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:only an attack cat :lol:


Yes, he's finding 10pm-12am a good time to play, unfortunately for him he's a very slow learner.


Poor bugger, he'll grow out of it eventually.

If you tire him out when you're home, he's more than likely to sleep through the night (either that or take off any bell so you can't hear him tearing around the house :lol: )

Otherwise you could tie it up to the gate with a few of your spare cable ties if it keeps misbehaving
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Best mates fiancé is days from giving birth to their first, she has kicked him out the house and revealed she banged another guy whilst pregnant, the guy is twice her aged and would be close to 150kgs
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