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woodublieve12 wrote:absolute C### of a human... I hate that word but that is the best way i can describe him


I love the word coz it perfectly describes human filth like that absolute effstick. I would like to think I would have belted the prick too, but that makes you no better that him.

Well done to you who sat with that poor mother. I fear she deals with that sort of crap quite regularly.
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So this morning, someone here tells me their computers been a bit iffy lately, and they fiddle with it and it works, but today it's dead. Can I have a look?

I go in there. The covers off the side, I can see the fan spinning, the computers on. Screens black.

I push the monitor cable into the socket properly, and whatdayaknow? Its on.

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Booney wrote:#geeks2you


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Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.

What was the horses name?
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Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.

What was the horses name?

Left Hand Man, ran in the 1st, watching the replay I can see where it all turned to shit, pretty dumb really, should have it so there's a band around hist wrist.
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Get ready to be disappointed with Jockeys for most of their rides!

One of my first experiences, we hit the lead in a $40k 2yo race with 50m to go, Matt Neilsen looks over his right shoulder sees nothing coming, stops using whip and a horses comes thru on the left of him and we lose by a nose :(
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.


Jumped at $71 fixed...
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Dutchy wrote:Get ready to be disappointed with Jockeys for most of their rides!

One of my first experiences, we hit the lead in a $40k 2yo race with 50m to go, Matt Neilsen looks over his right shoulder sees nothing coming, stops using whip and a horses comes thru on the left of him and we lose by a nose :(

Ouch.
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Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.


Jumped at $71 fixed...

Shit, seen it drifting but went to the mounting yard with 10 minutes to go, I was feeling good with it's jump and then finding the rails at the right time, we were expecting him to sit at the back but all went well to go forward, overall the run has installed confidence in us, would love to see a shorter journey with Cahill on him or Kah for anything over 1100.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.


Jumped at $71 fixed...

Shit, seen it drifting but went to the mounting yard with 10 minutes to go, I was feeling good with it's jump and then finding the rails at the right time, we were expecting him to sit at the back but all went well to go forward, overall the run has installed confidence in us, would love to see a shorter journey with Cahill on him or Kah for anything over 1100.

What are your approximate costs LM? Would love to get involved in horse ownership down the line, no idea what I'd be up for $$$ wise though.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.


Jumped at $71 fixed...

Shit, seen it drifting but went to the mounting yard with 10 minutes to go, I was feeling good with it's jump and then finding the rails at the right time, we were expecting him to sit at the back but all went well to go forward, overall the run has installed confidence in us, would love to see a shorter journey with Cahill on him or Kah for anything over 1100.


Just seen who rode it, Mr Pellet gun man! An absolute dickhead, who isn't 100% committed to being a jockey.
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Just seen who rode it, Mr Pellet gun man! An absolute dickhead, who isn't 100% committed to being a jockey.

Yeah, wasn't amused when I seen who.
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My son getting an offer to become a Junior Member of the SACA ($200) 1 month after paying $385 for an Associate Ticket for him :evil:
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Dutchy wrote:My son getting an offer to become a Junior Member of the SACA ($200) 1 month after paying $385 for an Associate Ticket for him :evil:

Refund?
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:My son getting an offer to become a Junior Member of the SACA ($200) 1 month after paying $385 for an Associate Ticket for him :evil:

Refund?
Don't be silly. Offer mates the ticket....only rule is they have to buy the equivalent ticket amount in piss before Dutchy will buy them one back!
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.

What was the horses name?

Left Hand Man, ran in the 1st, watching the replay I can see where it all turned to shit, pretty dumb really, should have it so there's a band around hist wrist.
I know some people with a share in that horse. Do you know the other owners?
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