Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

Ages of employees here -

47, 48, 55, 57, 59, 62, 66, 67, 75...

Ageist.

Ours:
Males, 21, 30, 35, 40, 2x43, 44, 45, 46 & 2x60.
Females: 2x19, 20, 21, 2x23, 26, 30, 36, 43, 2x46, 47 & 49.

That's in our main area, there's other smaller areas that we don't see much.

[amber_fluid]

Ages of employees here -

47, 48, 55, 57, 59, 62, 66, 67, 75...

And me at 30. (Been Operations Manager for 3 years)

This gives me the shits, because basically, both guys under 50 are drivers, so not here.

Its a f**kin retirement village here...

Basically have to "troubleshoot" computer "problems" such as terminal things like minimised windows, colour printing, emails, turning computers on...etc.

Heaters always on.

I reckon we could halve the staff and run at the same pace...but it's not up to me.

Conversations would be good eh?

They don’t happen to be Crows supporters as well do they?

[Lightning McQueen]

Conversations would be good eh?

They don’t happen to be Crows supporters as well do they?

"What did you do on the weekend?"
"slept"

[Booney]

Conversations would be good eh?
They don’t happen to be Crows supporters as well do they?

"What did you do on the weekend?"
"slept"

Don't knock sleeping in on the weekend!

[Lightning McQueen]

Don't knock sleeping in on the weekend!

I remember that.

Saturday was my first one for quite some time, was made null due to the time I entered the workbench.

Got a couple of sleep-ins coming up before cricket season.

[HH3]

The conversations consist of them telling me what their family members do, and the advice they give their family members.

I zone out...sometimes get caught out when they ask a follow up question.

[HH3]

Its the last day of a week of my office mates holidays.

It's been heaven.

[amber_fluid]

The conversations consist of them telling me what their family members do, and the advice they give their family members.

I zone out...sometimes get caught out when they ask a follow up question.

Have you told them you play Gridiron?

[HH3]

The conversations consist of them telling me what their family members do, and the advice they give their family members.

I zone out...sometimes get caught out when they ask a follow up question.

Have you told them you play Gridiron?

They're aware.

[Booney]

The conversations consist of them telling me what their family members do, and the advice they give their family members.

I zone out...sometimes get caught out when they ask a follow up question.

Have you told them you play Gridiron?

They're aware.

Their level of interest compared to those of us in here?

[HH3]

The conversations consist of them telling me what their family members do, and the advice they give their family members.

I zone out...sometimes get caught out when they ask a follow up question.

Have you told them you play Gridiron?

They're aware.

Their level of interest compared to those of us in here?

Bout the same.

When they bore me to death, I use it as a retaliation weapon....

[amber_fluid]

The conversations consist of them telling me what their family members do, and the advice they give their family members.

I zone out...sometimes get caught out when they ask a follow up question.

Have you told them you play Gridiron?

They're aware.

Their level of interest compared to those of us in here?

Same same

[Booney]

Same same

Sad, I at least take a modicum of interest in what my world colleagues do outside of here.

[MW]

I can't believe you are still there HH3...you are a glutton for punishment

[HH3]

My favourite is talking about baseball stats with the accounts lady...

Its almost a case of euthanasia....

[HH3]

I can't believe you are still there HH3...you are a glutton for punishment

I've got a couple of opportunities possibly coming up.

I'm just over cautious of putting us in a bad financial situation.

This jobs secure.

[Lightning McQueen]

The conversations consist of them telling me what their family members do, and the advice they give their family members.

I zone out...sometimes get caught out when they ask a follow up question.

Have you told them you play Gridiron?

They're aware.

He always has his helmet on display.

[HH3]

The conversations consist of them telling me what their family members do, and the advice they give their family members.

I zone out...sometimes get caught out when they ask a follow up question.

Have you told them you play Gridiron?

They're aware.

He always has his helmet on display.

And my gridiron ones are always in the car.

[MW]

I can't believe you are still there HH3...you are a glutton for punishment

I've got a couple of opportunities possibly coming up.

I'm just over cautious of putting us in a bad financial situation.

This jobs secure.

Yeah I get that. Good luck with your opportunities mate

[Lightning McQueen]

Same same

Sad, I at least take a modicum of interest in what my world colleagues do outside of here.

Dude at work once said to this chick on a Monday "What did you get up to on the weekend?"
She replied with "I believe that is my own business and I'd like to keep it that way"

He was dumbfounded, it was gold, I used to call him Frank with a silent W.