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Booney wrote:Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.


Universe telling you, you didn't really need to eat it.... ;)

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Dickheads that make a late lane change to be at the front of a line at traffic lights, then take off like a turtle taking a dump.
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Booney wrote:Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.



I actually thought this post was about you taking a dump at first.
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Being greeted in the foyer by two fellow employees at 8:10am.

"Don't want to ambush you first thing in the morning.....buuuuut....."

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HH3 wrote:Being greeted in the foyer by two fellow employees at 8:10am.

"Don't want to ambush you first thing in the morning.....buuuuut....."

If I may use one of @Footy Chicks favourite words.......c**ts!


"I'll come and see you when I've started" is a good response.
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Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:Being greeted in the foyer by two fellow employees at 8:10am.

"Don't want to ambush you first thing in the morning.....buuuuut....."

If I may use one of @Footy Chicks favourite words.......c**ts!


"I'll come and see you when I've started" is a good response.


"For f**k sakes" is a good one too.

When two trucks are being held up, I don't really have the luxury of telling them to wait.

I also had texts on my phone when I woke up.

"Do this for me because I'll be late today"

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13 year anniversary at work.
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Footy Chick wrote:13 year anniversary at work.


Condolences.
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Footy Chick wrote:13 year anniversary at work.


2 days until 12 months retired!
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Footy Chick wrote:13 year anniversary at work.


10 years on August 18th and a nice little win over my CFO last week.

Victorian based company that I work for was going to put me under federal award and give me 8.5 weeks for my long service.

Good management on my end had my initial contract worded to be under South Australian law > 13 weeks at 10 years.

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The amount of roadworks between Melbourne and Adelaide it’s never ending. On the Victorian side in particular, which is fine if the road eventually gets better. I’m not convinced it will. The roads on the SA side are far better.
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Corona Man wrote:The amount of roadworks between Melbourne and Adelaide it’s never ending. On the Victorian side in particular, which is fine if the road eventually gets better. I’m not convinced it will. The roads on the SA side are far better.


The roadworks on the Adelaide side of Horsham are bloody ridiculous - It took me well over half an hour to get through them about a month back.
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Corona Man wrote:The amount of roadworks between Melbourne and Adelaide it’s never ending. On the Victorian side in particular, which is fine if the road eventually gets better. I’m not convinced it will. The roads on the SA side are far better.


The roadworks on the Adelaide side of Horsham are bloody ridiculous - It took me well over half an hour to get through them about a month back.

Yep that’s them. Still there too.
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I bet you don't come back in the "rate" thread the next time you drive that stretch to "rate" the new road.
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Footy Chick wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The amount of roadworks between Melbourne and Adelaide it’s never ending. On the Victorian side in particular, which is fine if the road eventually gets better. I’m not convinced it will. The roads on the SA side are far better.


The roadworks on the Adelaide side of Horsham are bloody ridiculous - It took me well over half an hour to get through them about a month back.

I had a car like that once too.
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Booney wrote:I bet you don't come back in the "rate" thread the next time you drive that stretch to "rate" the new road.

Yeah probably not. I will be flying back. The girls will stay in for a few more days then drive back. Hopefully I won’t be driving this stretch again for a little while now.
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Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:I bet you don't come back in the "rate" thread the next time you drive that stretch to "rate" the new road.

Yeah probably not. I will be flying back. The girls will stay in for a few more days then drive back. Hopefully I won’t be driving this stretch again for a little while now.


I drove back through Natimuk and little desert, comes out at Nhill.

But usually I drive through Edenhope and Naracoorte
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Footy Chick wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:I bet you don't come back in the "rate" thread the next time you drive that stretch to "rate" the new road.

Yeah probably not. I will be flying back. The girls will stay in for a few more days then drive back. Hopefully I won’t be driving this stretch again for a little while now.


I drove back through Natimuk and little desert, comes out at Nhill.

But usually I drive through Edenhope and Naracoorte


We went through Minyup to Bendigo....now that's an adventure.
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Minyip is where they filmed the Flying Doctors series, back in the day. Nice footy oval there too.
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