Port Adelaide 2017

[woodublieve12]

Carn Boon.

My point is, why not wear a polo if the weather suits? Or a decent fitted jumper/jacket if not? You'd look much better, probably be more comfortable and would still be supporting your team.

A grown man wearing a guernsey is just naff, sorry. Double minus points if its got a number on it. Triple minus points if its got a name on it.

Thoughts on team scarves Morrell???

[morell]

Carn Boon.

My point is, why not wear a polo if the weather suits? Or a decent fitted jumper/jacket if not? You'd look much better, probably be more comfortable and would still be supporting your team.

A grown man wearing a guernsey is just naff, sorry. Double minus points if its got a number on it. Triple minus points if its got a name on it.

Thoughts on team scarves Morrell???

They're fine - plus they keep you warm!

[Booney]

Fitted caps or snap backs?

Scarfe on a cold night / day?

My jacket, can it have a hood or not?

Guernsey's only for kids, why do they make them in "grown up" sizes, haven't the clubs read the rules of someone from America who uses "Brah" in his articles?

All these questions left unanswered, it's almost like I don't give a **** about the answers too.

[Booney]

Carn Boon.

My point is, why not wear a polo if the weather suits? Or a decent fitted jumper/jacket if not? You'd look much better, probably be more comfortable and would still be supporting your team.

A grown man wearing a guernsey is just naff, sorry. Double minus points if its got a number on it. Triple minus points if its got a name on it.

Thoughts on team scarves Morrell???

Bound to have one, yes.

[morell]

Fitted caps or snap backs?

Neither. Caps are for kids, too.

Scarfe on a cold night / day?

Allowed

My jacket, can it have a hood or not?

Depends what type but allowed most times. Jacket with no sleeves and a hoody though? Absolutely not.

Guernsey's only for kids, why do they make them in "grown up" sizes, haven't the clubs read the rules of someone from America who uses "Brah" in his articles?

There are a lot of fat kids and men with no style out there.

All these questions left unanswered, it's almost like I don't give a **** about the answers too.

Fear not! They are now answered. You're welcome

[PatowalongaPirate]

Carn Boon.

My point is, why not wear a polo if the weather suits? Or a decent fitted jumper/jacket if not? You'd look much better, probably be more comfortable and would still be supporting your team.

A grown man wearing a guernsey is just naff, sorry. Double minus points if its got a number on it. Triple minus points if its got a name on it.

Thoughts on team scarves Morrell???

Bound to have one, yes.

Tartan would be my guess.

[morell]

Carn Boon.

My point is, why not wear a polo if the weather suits? Or a decent fitted jumper/jacket if not? You'd look much better, probably be more comfortable and would still be supporting your team.

A grown man wearing a guernsey is just naff, sorry. Double minus points if its got a number on it. Triple minus points if its got a name on it.

Thoughts on team scarves Morrell???

Bound to have one, yes.

Tartan would be my guess.

Correct!

[Wedgie]

Should be some sort of swarm or scale graph, I think the age allowance alters slightly depending on the importance of the game.
Round 1 only babies can wear them. By round 10 teenagers are allowed.
Grand Final day means even grandfathers can wear them.

[Wedgie]

Throw alcohol into the graph and chicken heads might even get a spot.
Needs an alcohol reading of well over .3 though.

[morell]

Should be some sort of swarm or scale graph, I think the age allowance alters slightly depending on the importance of the game.
Round 1 only babies can wear them. By round 10 teenagers are allowed.
Grand Final day means even grandfathers can wear them.

Fair. Anything goes if your team is in the GF.

Happy to create a graph but Booney said he wouldn't be friends with me anymore if I did

[MW]

I swear this is some sort of new age trolling morell!

[bennymacca]

You have a double batch of the brownies this morning Morrell?

[The Bedge]

All these questions left unanswered, it's almost like I don't give a **** about the answers too.

Thoughts on team scarves Morrell???

Bound to have one, yes.

Sense you're a little upset and frustrated old mate?

[Spargo]

I swear this is some sort of new age trolling morell!

I'm not sure incessant bullshitting is new age.

[MW]

I swear this is some sort of new age trolling morell!

I'm not sure incessant bullshitting is new age.

It's almost like deliberately acting elitist to illicit a response...
Not sure I like it or not! Certainly getting the desired effect.

[Spargo]

I swear this is some sort of new age trolling morell!

I'm not sure incessant bullshitting is new age.

It's almost like deliberately acting elitist to illicit a response...
Not sure I like it or not! Certainly getting the desired effect.

Not sure it's an act either.

[Wedgie]

I disagree about hats too, if you know youre going to be looking in thw vicinity of where the sun is for a lot odf the day I'd prefer the person in front of me has a hat on as opposed to lifting his hand or aomething else which may obstruct my view.

[Booney]

All these questions left unanswered, it's almost like I don't give a **** about the answers too.

Thoughts on team scarves Morrell???

Bound to have one, yes.

Sense you're a little upset and frustrated old mate?

Frustrated with myself. I've been weighing up "unique" or "troll" in recent times, my decision has been influenced by today.

[Footy Smart]

Trengove advised Port Adelaide yesterday that he will be exploring his free agent rights, there was reports a three year deal was on the table for him.

From PA or from another club?

Told by a port mate he saw Jacko was on a red eye to Melbourne this morning.

[Lightning McQueen]

@morell, am I allowed to wear my duffle coat with Bowen Lockwood's number on the back?