The never ending No AFL in the SANFL whinge thread

[GMcG]

We are doing one for our Under 18's in their Grand Final this weekend ... how about you ?

Big one that one.

about as big as winning the reserves grand final?

[PhilH]

Hey I can only work with what I have, I am not into changing history so a banner slogan can rhyme

[Booney]

Hey I can only work with what I have, I am not into changing history so a banner slogan can rhyme

That Bulldogs banner wanker has much to answer for, people take them far too seriously because of him.

I knew the world would reach a point where crepe paper was offensive, happened sooner than I thought but then again people are getting offended more and more easily nowadays.

[Wedgie]

Hey I can only work with what I have, I am not into changing history so a banner slogan can rhyme

That Bulldogs banner wanker has much to answer for, people take them far too seriously because of him.

I knew the world would reach a point where crepe paper was offensive, happened sooner than I thought but then again people are getting offended more and more easily nowadays.

We got a few people upset about ten years ago when we had something about Jars unleashing his cocks.

[PhilH]

Just ***** win

[Ian]

Hey I can only work with what I have, I am not into changing history so a banner slogan can rhyme

That Bulldogs banner wanker has much to answer for, people take them far too seriously because of him.

I knew the world would reach a point where crepe paper was offensive, happened sooner than I thought but then again people are getting offended more and more easily nowadays.

We got a few people upset about ten years ago when we had something about Jars unleashing his cocks.

This one, which year was it? 2005? 2006? doesn't seem that long ago but it must be.

[cennals05]

If it looks like a Power Reserves team,
If it walks like a Power Reserves team,
If it talks like a Power Reserves team,
Then it’s not a Magpie

Yes we merged,
But it’s still better than being
the Power Reserves

This is the year
That the Eagles will win
Pretty sure we're a shoe-y in

[stan]

If it looks like a Power Reserves team,
If it walks like a Power Reserves team,
If it talks like a Power Reserves team,
Then it’s not a Magpie

Yes we merged,
But it’s still better than being
the Power Reserves

This is the year
That the Eagles will win
Pretty sure we're a shoe-y in

Thats alot of words on a banner mate. You going lend them a hand in creating it?

[Dogs72]

Roses are red
magpies need teal blue
We've won a premiership this millennium
Unlike you........
You couldn't make a gf this century until you got taken over by full timers
Now piss off out of our comp

Sorry, couldn't rhyme the last two lines.

[Spargo]

You've tried to fool us
With your one club stunts
Everyone sees through it
You deluded bunch of...

[GMcG]

Hey I can only work with what I have, I am not into changing history so a banner slogan can rhyme

That Bulldogs banner wanker has much to answer for, people take them far too seriously because of him.

I knew the world would reach a point where crepe paper was offensive, happened sooner than I thought but then again people are getting offended more and more easily nowadays.

gee, thanks Booney, I thought you loved me!

[Jim05]

Hey I can only work with what I have, I am not into changing history so a banner slogan can rhyme

That Bulldogs banner wanker has much to answer for, people take them far too seriously because of him.

I knew the world would reach a point where crepe paper was offensive, happened sooner than I thought but then again people are getting offended more and more easily nowadays.

gee, thanks Booney, I thought you loved me!

Is he talking about that Western Bulldogs cocksmack who thinks he is a comedian?

[GMcG]

I thought he was referring to CENTURION's Eric the Banner!!

[RB]

One thing that certainly needs to change is the name of the team. The vast majority of the team are not Magpie footballers, but Power reserves. If they are going to call themselves the Magpies, then, once the Power are out of the finals, the team should be comprised totally of MAGPIE footballers, not Power squad members (Power reserves). As one player stated yesterday, we know very little of the Magpie identity, we just play for the few boys in this team for whom the Magpies means something.

I have no problem in Power Reserves players playing for Port, just that it really has to be Power Reserves, not Magpies.

Cheers

We have a right to say what we think of our competition, but definitely no right to tell a club what they call themselves.

Come on, the "Magpies" are hardly a club, they're just the reserves side for the Power.

You can't dictate what they call themselves, but really, common sense has to be paramount, I mean they're the Power reserves side. They have nothing in common with the old Magpies save the prison bar.

[LMA]

What about

If a B grade side beats an A grade team
Then the standard of league is a bad dream
Stop whinging, train harder to be the best
Your club said yes to our war chest

[MW]

What about

If a B grade side beats an A grade team
Then the standard of league is a bad dream
Stop whinging, train harder to be the best
Your club said yes to our war chest

Claiming the Crows war chest? Port dont pay a cent mate.

[LMA]

Yeah keep telling yourself that

[am Bays]

You've tried to fool us
With your one club stunts
Everyone sees through it
You deluded bunch of...

One for Woodville and one for West Torrens...

[GMcG]

What about

If a B grade side beats an A grade team
Then the standard of league is a bad dream
Stop whinging, train harder to be the best
Your club said yes to our war chest

how about Noooooooooo, ya crazy dutch bastard!

[Grenville]

I thought he was referring to CENTURION's Eric the Banner!!

No one would dare speak of Eric in such a tone.