Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

I would also start putting LinkedIn in the browsing history....

Just about everyone here is on it, no one knows my log in details any way, I leave seek open when I leave my desk.

[Booney]

Have you asked for more?

Yep, did after last years review, the GM and my own manager sat me down and went through all the extra work that I do and all my KPI's and then re-submitted to HO only to be knocked on the head.

I've asked if I can work in the factory on weekends to get some extra coin but HO said no as I'm on salary and it opens up a dangerous can of worms for other employees that work more than the standard 7.5 hours per day that we get paid for, I could understand that but I'm sure they could find ways, I spent years in the factory doing many different roles before coming into the office so it would be more beneficial to have skilled worker opposed to someone green and requiring training.

I'm not asking again this year, it is crap, I'm very loyal to them and need to assert my ire in other forms.

Sounds like you need more leverage, like a job offer from elsewhere.

Bingo!

I'm offering you 10k per year more right now and a new FMCV.

Consider yourself with a job offer.

[Lightning McQueen]

Bingo!

I'm offering you 10k per year more right now and a new FMCV.

Consider yourself with a job offer.

Where do I sign? These guys would shit themselves, usually when someone hands their resignation in they ask them to finish up immediately but still pay their remaining duration, I wonder what they would do in my case.

I wouldn't do anything to burn my bridge but I'm not sure what they'd think.

[HH3]

Bingo!

I'm offering you 10k per year more right now and a new FMCV.

Consider yourself with a job offer.

Where do I sign? These guys would shit themselves, usually when someone hands their resignation in they ask them to finish up immediately but still pay their remaining duration, I wonder what they would do in my case.

I wouldn't do anything to burn my bridge but I'm not sure what they'd think.

Imagine if they called your bluff and asked you to leave....

[Lightning McQueen]

Imagine if they called your bluff and asked you to leave....

Hooray, a month off with pay, I have cashies I can do in the interim.

I'd never leave a job without another one ready to go.

[Spargo]

I have cashies I can do in the interim.

$20 mouth, $50 **** ?

[Lightning McQueen]

I have cashies I can do in the interim.

$20 mouth, $50 **** ?

[Johno6]

i think my missus earns around 20k a year more than me.

by my calculations, that's a lot of head jobs.

[Lightning McQueen]

i think my missus earns around 20k a year more than me.

by my calculations, and that's a lot of head jobs.

A few years back the ex and I were struggling for cash after she got laid off so she offered to put herself out there and try to make some money the old fashioned way.

After the first night she got in and was all buggered but happy with herself as she threw down her takings for the night on the dinner table.

I counted it all up and said well done love, $160.20, great work and it's only a Monday night but can I ask who gave you the 20 cents?

"All of them" she replied.

[HH3]

Our charity lolly box just got restocked, and everything in there's shit.

They're gonna miss out on chasing me for the money I owe them, like every other month.

[Lightning McQueen]

Our charity lolly box just got restocked, and everything in there's shit.

They're gonna miss out on chasing me for the money I owe them, like every other month.

Ha, I used to just write other people's names after studying their hand writing.

[Lightning McQueen]

Our charity lolly box just got restocked, and everything in there's shit.

They're gonna miss out on chasing me for the money I owe them, like every other month.

Ha, I used to just write other people's names after studying their hand writing.

I wasn't alone though, Glenn should've had diabetes.

[Spargo]

Getting 9/10 legs right in a Sportsbet multi
Only cost me $4.5k

[HH3]

Our charity lolly box just got restocked, and everything in there's shit.

They're gonna miss out on chasing me for the money I owe them, like every other month.

Ha, I used to just write other people's names after studying their hand writing.

The salt and vinegar chips got me.

I'm $2.70 in debt, and they were terrible.

[Booney]

Our charity lolly box just got restocked, and everything in there's shit.

They're gonna miss out on chasing me for the money I owe them, like every other month.

Ha, I used to just write other people's names after studying their hand writing.

The salt and vinegar chips got me.

I'm $2.70 in debt, and they were terrible.

S&V, what do you expect?

[Spargo]

Our charity lolly box just got restocked, and everything in there's shit.

They're gonna miss out on chasing me for the money I owe them, like every other month.

Ha, I used to just write other people's names after studying their hand writing.

The salt and vinegar chips got me.

I'm $2.70 in debt, and they were terrible.

S&V, what do you expect?

WORST

FLAVOUR

EVER

[HH3]

S&V, what do you expect?

WORST

FLAVOUR

EVER

Oh, we have some f**kin chip connoisseurs over here everybody!!

[Booney]

S&V, what do you expect?

WORST

FLAVOUR

EVER

Oh, we have some f**kin chip connoisseurs over here everybody!!

Don't get in this shape without knowing what I like.

Plain
BBQ
Chicken
Shit from my shoe
S&V

[Lightning McQueen]

S&V, what do you expect?

WORST

FLAVOUR

EVER

Oh, we have some f**kin chip connoisseurs over here everybody!!

Shit yeah, disgraceful flavour.

[Lightning McQueen]

S&V, what do you expect?

WORST

FLAVOUR

EVER

Oh, we have some f**kin chip connoisseurs over here everybody!!

Don't get in this shape without knowing what I like.

Cheese & Onion
Light and Tangy
Plain
BBQ
Chicken
Shit from my shoe
Nanna
S&V