Diary of some pregnant blokes

[Lightning McQueen]

*Bump*

Anyone currently baking up a little human?

Consider the advice contained within.

Currently waiting for the "Diary of a vasectomy" thread to open up.

Geez mate, I had a horrendous experience.

[Dutchy]

Got a mate who had 4 kids and then an accident made it 5, all good except the first 4 are all beautiful well mannered, polite kids and put all of ours to shame...the 5th however is a little ****! Its gold....

I don't get the term "accident", did the man fall over on the woman with an erection and it fell into her vagina and he ejaculated?

Strange set of circumstances, I wonder how that would play out with the house judge?

His Mrs does clean the house naked, so could well have happened!

My old boss had 2 kids aged 2 & 4, they went for a 3rd and got triplets...5 kids under 5

[Lightning McQueen]

Got a mate who had 4 kids and then an accident made it 5, all good except the first 4 are all beautiful well mannered, polite kids and put all of ours to shame...the 5th however is a little ****! Its gold....

I don't get the term "accident", did the man fall over on the woman with an erection and it fell into her vagina and he ejaculated?

Strange set of circumstances, I wonder how that would play out with the house judge?

His Mrs does clean the house naked, so could well have happened!

My old boss had 2 kids aged 2 & 4, they went for a 3rd and got triplets...5 kids under 5

Yikes, I'd be applying for jobs in PNG.

[Pag]

Going through it at the minute, wife is 22 weeks.

Has become impossible to do a weekly food shop. One week addicted to milo, next week cant stand Milo. That week it's all about toasted cheddar and spring onion sandwiches, next week never wants to see spring onion again. The only constant has been her hatred of the smell of any meat cooking in a saucepan or frypan, which severely hampers my cooking options when she's around.

Apart from that, going well. No serious issues for mum or bub, not finding out gender.

[Smashed Crab]

My missus is 24 weeks pregs this week. Same as you Pag, last night "what do you want me to cook for dinner dear?" I listed off about 12 different meals (chicken, lamb, fish, random vegemite), nup don't want any of them. Do you have a suggestion darling coz I'm out of ideas? No. Well guess were starving tonight.

[bennymacca]

Have a 20 month old.

I thought it would be awesome but its way better than i could imagine. He basically never requires settling during the night, even if he wakes up he mostly self settles.

I think it makes it much easier to be patient with him. His tantrums dont piss me off yet either, they are still funny though im sure that will change.

[Booney]

Have a 20 month old.

I thought it would be awesome but its way better than i could imagine. He basically never requires settling during the night, even if he wakes up he mostly self settles.

I think it makes it much easier to be patient with him. His tantrums dont piss me off yet either, they are still funny though im sure that will change.

It'll be the wrong time, the wrong place and all of a sudden they won't be cute anymore.

[bennymacca]

haha. yep i am waiting for that.

as i said, both the wife and i getting full night's sleep would help a ton. i would lose my patience quickly if he started cracking it after keeping us up all night

[Q.]

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[Booney]

Thread is suddenly relevant

weey-heyy Q man!

Wondered about the not so cryptic "the three of us together"!

Congrats mate.

[Lightning McQueen]

Thread is suddenly relevant

Awesome, so we have a "q" on it's way. Congratulations.

[Q.]

Hehe thanks lads

It's a boy btw, yet to agree on a name... Apparently Beowulf and Hardwynne are not appropriate

[nuggety goodness]

Hehe thanks lads

It's a boy btw, yet to agree on a name... Apparently Beowulf and Hardwynne are not appropriate

Haha... Mrs Goodness wasnt keen on 'Phoenix Dark Star' either... had a mate willing to put coin in my hand if we did it too.... [emoji13]

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[Booney]

Hehe thanks lads

It's a boy btw, yet to agree on a name... Apparently Beowulf and Hardwynne are not appropriate

Frankenbrown?

[The Bedge]

Savoury could be a good name.

Savoury Keetch

or

Bacon-Cheese Keetch

or

Bacon-Tomato Keetch

[Booney]

Savoury could be a good name.

Savoury Keetch

or

Bacon-Cheese Keetch

or

Bacon-Tomato Keetch

LM, missed out here mate.

[bennymacca]

chalupa batman?

[Footy Chick]

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weey-heyy Q man!

Wondered about the not so cryptic "the three of us together"!

Congrats mate.

haha, I thought the same!

Daddy Q has a good ring to it

[amber_fluid]

Hehe thanks lads

It's a boy btw, yet to agree on a name... Apparently Beowulf and Hardwynne are not appropriate

What about calling him 'Far'?

[Q.]

All these fine suggestions will be going in the name jar we have in our bedroom. Thankyou for all of your assistance.