I need to know....

[heater31]

Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

He's too busy picking up shit after his teenage children

[amber_fluid]

Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

He's too busy picking up shit after his teenage children

Either that or he fell down the stairs in the dark carrying his CC's

[Lightning McQueen]

Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

Thanks for your concern, had to take the day off to tend to a few things.

[Lightning McQueen]

Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

He's too busy picking up shit after his teenage children

Pfft, no chance of me doing that, just send repeated photo's of said shit to them.

Having said that, no one else in the house is allowed to do the dishes, they do have to rinse everything they use though.

[amber_fluid]

Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

Thanks for your concern, had to take the day off to tend to a few things.

Thank f*ck for that........ we were worried sick, mate!
I nearly didn't get through my day yesterday without your Dad jokes.

[Lightning McQueen]

Thank f*ck for that........ we were worried sick, mate!
I nearly didn't get through my day yesterday without your Dad jokes.

You're only human.

[Brodlach]

Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

Thanks for your concern, had to take the day off to tend to a few things.

I'm missed the dad jokes, had no new material for the kids last night

[Lightning McQueen]

Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

Thanks for your concern, had to take the day off to tend to a few things.

I'm missed the dad jokes, had no new material for the kids last night

What were they making?

[Brodlach]

A mess

[Johno6]

my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

[Lightning McQueen]

my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

When you find the right drink that she likes and you know which phase that you have to strike during.

[Brodlach]

my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

Plan ahead, hire a hooker

Or see if HH3 likes weddings

[Dutchy]

my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

Im sure there is a wedding somewhere in Adelaide tomorrow...just need a babysitter

[Johno6]

I need to know if anyone from here is having a wedding in Adelaide tomorrow and has had a couple of people pull out late?
must have a disabled toilet accessible to the public.

[Johno6]

my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

Plan ahead, hire a hooker

Or see if HH3 likes weddings

first, ******* lol at hh3 comment

second, with how much the daughter is costing me atm I cant afford to hire a hooker, I need to be the hooker

[HH3]

I don't know of any weddings, but I can check my public toilet pinboard.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Anybody here have test and tag qualifications?
If so, how easy/hard is the course?

[Spangas]

my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

ready for another daughter already???

[MW]

my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

genuine LOL
it's all over mate...all over

[Pseudo]

I need to know if anyone from here is having a wedding in Adelaide tomorrow and has had a couple of people pull out late?
must have a disabled toilet accessible to the public.

Mate, if you hadn't pulled out late then you wouldn't be missing the action in disabled toilets right now...