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Re: I need to know....

Postby tipper » Wed May 03, 2017 1:19 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:If the goat is male, does that make you gay?

Same deal, a mate asked.


only if you cuddle afterwards.....
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Wed May 03, 2017 1:24 pm

tipper wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:If the goat is male, does that make you gay?

Same deal, a mate asked.


only if you cuddle afterwards.....


No, I don't think that's true.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby toot toot » Wed May 03, 2017 1:54 pm

Booney wrote:
toot toot wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I have two work provided laptops, one I'm meant to take home and use in emergencies to save me from having to come back into the office in the middle of the night, it is meant to be able to work remotely using hotspot from my work provided iPhone but it doesn't, I can get it working via my house wifi though.

Question: Am I able to claim part of my phone bill on tax because of this?


Technically you're meant to do a 4 week log of your usage each year.

https://www.ato.gov.au/Individuals/Inco ... -expenses/

"If you have a bundled plan, you need to identify your work use for each service over a 4-week representative period during the income year. This will allow you to determine your pattern of work use which can then be applied to the full year.

A reasonable basis to work out your work related use could include:

Internet:
•the amount of data downloaded for work as a percentage of the total data downloaded by all members of your household
•any additional costs incurred as a result of your work-related use – for example, if your work-related use results in you exceeding your monthly cap."


Thanks mate, and can I add all you lovely people at the ATO do a sterling job.


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Spargo » Wed May 03, 2017 1:55 pm

Booney wrote:
tipper wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:If the goat is male, does that make you gay?

Same deal, a mate asked.


only if you cuddle afterwards.....


No, I don't think that's true.

A good goat'll do that...
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Thu May 04, 2017 2:14 pm

Who kicked the can, Phil or Liz?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Footy Chick » Thu May 04, 2017 2:24 pm

Booney wrote:Who kicked the can, Phil or Liz?


That's the million dollar question.

I have my money on either him (or he's now palliative) , or they're broke and are sacking a heap of staff.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Thu May 04, 2017 2:32 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:Who kicked the can, Phil or Liz?


That's the million dollar question.

I have my money on either him (or he's now palliative) , or they're broke and are sacking a heap of staff.


They were both seen at Lord's yesterday in good health, however at 95 and 92 you can get tapped on the shoulder at any time, day or night.

Protocol dictates nothing is officially announced until 8am London time, around 3 hours from now. ( 4:30 our time )
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Footy Chick » Thu May 04, 2017 2:43 pm

Just odd that they've called this meeting at 3.30am (UK time) - so it's gotta be big.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Thu May 04, 2017 3:13 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Just odd that they've called this meeting at 3.30am (UK time) - so it's gotta be big.


For sure, one of them is gone.

If she had decided to abdicate they wouldn't call a meeting at 3am.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby valleys07 » Thu May 04, 2017 3:29 pm

Flags are at half mast, so I have heard.

Prince Philip is my guess.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby am Bays » Thu May 04, 2017 3:39 pm

Despite the mad panic on news.com.au sites there is hardly a mention on smh or The Age.

Nine news states that there is media speculation that a meeting has been called about 10 stories down

The ABC and BBC online sites don't mention anything about a "meeting being called of household staff"

Maybe just a rouse to get us to click onto news.com.au??
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Re: I need to know....

Postby bennymacca » Thu May 04, 2017 3:47 pm

am Bays wrote:Despite the mad panic on news.com.au sites there is hardly a mention on smh or The Age.

Nine news states that there is media speculation that a meeting has been called about 10 stories down

The ABC and BBC online sites don't mention anything about a "meeting being called of household staff"

Maybe just a rouse to get us to click onto news.com.au??


its all over twitter as well.

but yeah likely some clickbait articles going on
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 04, 2017 3:51 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Just odd that they've called this meeting at 3.30am (UK time) - so it's gotta be big.

Well it's 6:17am there ATM
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Re: I need to know....

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu May 04, 2017 3:53 pm

4-30pm our time there will be an announcement
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Re: I need to know....

Postby HH3 » Thu May 04, 2017 5:06 pm

How does this affect anybody?

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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Thu May 04, 2017 5:07 pm

HH3 wrote:How does this affect anybody?



Will certainly impact upon Phil and Liz if one of them is dead. ;)
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Re: I need to know....

Postby amber_fluid » Thu May 04, 2017 5:16 pm

Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:How does this affect anybody?



Will certainly impact upon Phil and Liz if one of them is dead. ;)


Nothing a bit of necrophilia can't fix! :lol:
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Re: I need to know....

Postby bennymacca » Thu May 04, 2017 5:46 pm

HH3 wrote:How does this affect anybody?

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Re: I need to know....

Postby HH3 » Thu May 04, 2017 5:49 pm

What do they even do?

They're just the original Kardashians
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Re: I need to know....

Postby heater31 » Thu May 04, 2017 5:56 pm

Booney wrote:Who kicked the can, Phil or Liz?

Neither, 'arry has shot one past the keeper and Charles will be a grandad in December 17...... ;)
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