Things that give you the sh1ts

[Wedgie]

A bomb threat has been made at Titanium Security Arena tonight ahead of the 36ers game against Cairns the venue has been evacuated

A three point bomb?

[PatowalongaPirate]

Tissue boxes in car back windows.

[Magellan]

Tissue boxes in car back windows.

Just in case matters escalate a little too quickly than anticipated at the drive-in.

[Booney]

How Friday afternoon turns into Monday morning quicker than a teenager can make the problem of a mental image of Jennifer Hawkins go away.

[Dutchy]

That someone has a twitter handle @albertonpower and then gets on 5AA.....

[Booney]

That someone has a twitter handle @albertonpower and then gets on 5AA.....

Sounds like a flog.

[Footy Chick]

The interwebs on my work computer being so slow that it takes 20 minutes to do something that normally takes 3 minutes. No one else is having problems.

[Footy Chick]

The interwebs on my work computer being so slow that it takes 20 minutes to do something that normally takes 3 minutes. No one else is having problems.

[Magellan]

The interwebs on my work computer being so slow that it takes 20 minutes to do something that normally takes 3 minutes. No one else is having problems.

The interwebs on my work computer being so slow that it takes 20 minutes to do something that normally takes 3 minutes. No one else is having problems.

Maybe because you're doing things twice?

[RustyCage]

Car breaking down (again) last night and being stuck in the Riverland overnight.

(The car breaking down again shits me, not the being stuck in the Riverland part, or having to have a day off work because of it)

[helicopterking]

Crazy Cat Women behind me. Yells at her cats at any random time of day, sets my dog off, then she shouts at my dog to shut up, which in turn wakes up my 5 month old boy.
This can happen at any time of day and night, been woken numerous times between 1am and 5am with her yelling 3-4 times a week.
I'm pretty sure it's a new housing trust home, she interrogates one cat about the whereabouts of the other cat.
Next door neighbours have had numerous arguments with her asking her to shut up, which results in the police getting called by both parties complaining about noise.
Anyone had any issues like this before, is Housing SA the place to put the complaints?

[Booney]

Crazy Cat Women behind me. Yells at her cats at any random time of day, sets my dog off, then she shouts at my dog to shut up, which in turn wakes up my 5 month old boy.
This can happen at any time of day and night, been woken numerous times between 1am and 5am with her yelling 3-4 times a week.
I'm pretty sure it's a new housing trust home, she interrogates one cat about the whereabouts of the other cat.
Next door neighbours have had numerous arguments with her asking her to shut up, which results in the police getting called by both parties complaining about noise.
Anyone had any issues like this before, is Housing SA the place to put the complaints?

Yep, contact Housing SA. Although, by the sounds of it, she might be a relocate already. They might just move her from one place to the next.

PS - Would it be possible to get your dog to meet and greet the cats?

[helicopterking]

Crazy Cat Women behind me. Yells at her cats at any random time of day, sets my dog off, then she shouts at my dog to shut up, which in turn wakes up my 5 month old boy.
This can happen at any time of day and night, been woken numerous times between 1am and 5am with her yelling 3-4 times a week.
I'm pretty sure it's a new housing trust home, she interrogates one cat about the whereabouts of the other cat.
Next door neighbours have had numerous arguments with her asking her to shut up, which results in the police getting called by both parties complaining about noise.
Anyone had any issues like this before, is Housing SA the place to put the complaints?

Yep, contact Housing SA. Although, by the sounds of it, she might be a relocate already. They might just move her from one place to the next.

PS - Would it be possible to get your dog to meet and greet the cats?

He's a Big softy, just chases them out they jump the fence and sit on her roof.

[Spargo]

Might be easier just to make the cats "go away"...

[Magellan]

Might be easier just to make the cats "go away"...

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[Footy Chick]

That's mean.

[HH3]

I will fight you all

[mighty_tiger_79]

I had a woman in a Torah driving on the wrong side of the road heading towards me, she swung really wide to go around a parked car.
I'd just raised my arms suggesting 'wtf are you doing?' and immediately I get the finger.
Another incident at the roundabout of esplanade and Henley bch RSS, a car didn't wanna give way to me, so I banged on the horn.

In both instances both drivers instantly gave me the finger.

That tells me they are always in these situations

[shoe boy]

George Pell and his institution !

[Lightning McQueen]

One of my daughter's teachers keeps confiscating her phone, the other day someone's phone rang and he immediately blamed her, he called for the principal as she wouldn't hand it to him as she showed him it was in her bag, on silent and there were no missed calls on it.

My daughter is pretty much a straight A student that has a cheeky side and likes to crack jokes, she does obey rules though and wouldn't mention it to me if she was in the wrong, I've told her that she is not to give her phone to anyone without my permission and the school has to ring me if they intend on taking it from her, if it was to go missing I will do my block in as she is 13 and has to report to me wherever she is going and provide times of her movements, it is our saviour, I stress out if I can't contact her outside of school hours.