mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Took the puppy for a walk down the beach and in a car on the beach front a woman was wearing her top fairly loosely to show her puppies
No growler?
by Spargo » Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:16 pm
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Took the puppy for a walk down the beach and in a car on the beach front a woman was wearing her top fairly loosely to show her puppies
by BoundaryRider84 » Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:35 pm
by The Dark Knight » Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:19 pm
BoundaryRider84 wrote:Geelongs Wacky Wednesday outfits. Jimmy Bartel nevers seems to fail
by Mr Beefy » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:06 am
OnSong wrote:I rate Tit Monday
Tit Monday:
This put it best. I didn't write it, for those who thought I did but i'll claim it if you want me to:
"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...
That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls. But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the pub after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.
So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.
As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make."
by PatowalongaPirate » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:52 am
by Booney » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:03 am
by Spargo » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:24 am
by Booney » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:29 am
Spargo wrote:Well I've got mine out today...
by Spargo » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:35 am
Booney wrote:Spargo wrote:Well I've got mine out today...
Pics or GTFO.
by mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:58 am
by mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:26 am
by Footy Chick » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:38 am
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:But I do rate the visuals here at the airport.....
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by Booney » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:47 am
Footy Chick wrote:mighty_tiger_79 wrote:But I do rate the visuals here at the airport.....
He's pervin' on your Missus @Booney
by OnSong » Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:43 pm
Mr Beefy wrote:OnSong wrote:I rate Tit Monday
Tit Monday:
This put it best. I didn't write it, for those who thought I did but i'll claim it if you want me to:
"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...
That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls. But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the pub after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.
So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.
As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make."
Any chance today is the day?
by OnSong » Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:46 pm
by Keefy » Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:49 pm
by Computer Crashed » Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:06 pm
by cracka » Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:16 pm
by Magellan » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:44 am
OnSong wrote:How I long for Tit Monday...
by The Dark Knight » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:13 pm
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