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Capper strikes again

Postby dinglinga » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:14 pm

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22 ... om=mostpop

Warwick Capper sells homemade porn tape

FALLEN football great Warwick Capper has reached a new low by attempting to carve out a career as a porn star.

Capper, 44, has made an X-rated movie with his 25-year-old Gold Coast girlfriend Kristy and sold it for a "six-figure sum" to an adult film distributor.

Capper, who last month was accused by his ex-wife Joanne of never having paid child support, shot the hour-long movie at his Gold Coast home.

Since finding fame with the Sydney Swans in the 1980s - at one stage becoming the highest-paid player in the AFL - Capper's fortunes have been on the slide as he tried anything to maintain a public profile.

He has been a stripper, a Gold Coast meter man, a lollipop man and a stay-at-home dad.

Capper recently announced he would stand as a candidate for mayor in next March's Gold Coast council elections.

He has also launched a website selling memorabilia from his playing days, called warrickcapper.com.au - with his name misspelled.

The movie, lasting an hour and nine minutes, has been bought by a Melbourne distributor for a six-figure sum, and is set to feature on an American website.

Capper said the film was "tastefully" compiled.

Stils of the movie viewed by The Sunday Telegraph show the film, show in a hotel room, is hard-core and anything but tasteful.

"I've had a lot of practice being a sex symbol so if you've got it, flaunt it," Capper said.

"It's every man's fantasy. I think I'm Australia's answer to Paris Hilton.

"Someone also said I am like David Beckham.

"I'm a good-looking footballer with the same quick wit."

A father to 13-year-old Indiana, Capper said his son didn't know about his latest exploits.

Capper's ex-wife Joanne last month told A Current Affair the Sydney Swans and Brisbane Bears player had never paid child support for their son.

Her lawyer, Stephen Baldwin, said a single payment of $885.20 had been made as part of the couple's property settlement during their 2005 divorce but, despite his career earnings, Capper had failed to contribute to his son's maintenance thereafter.

The film's buyer Robert, who did not wish to disclose his surname, said he was a long-time Swans fan.

He said the tape could fetch close to $1 million.

"He's got a remote control, zooming in and zooming out," Robert said.

"That is an hour and nine minutes of non-stop action.

"I've had some offers so far, but at the end of the day I want more than what I paid.

"There is a company over there (in America) that I'm dealing with at the moment.

"But I'm just waiting on the bench because once everyone knows about it they are all going to come running.

"I'm sure it's going to collect over the $800,000 to $900,000 mark.

"At the end of the day his name says it all, and porno would be the next word I could think of.

"Warwick Capper's gone XXX."

Capper has a long and notorious rap sheet.

He posed nude numerous times for Penthouse magazine, once with his ex-wife Joanne.

Last year, he was beaten up and left with a bloody nose by a Russian film-maker on the Coober Pedy set of the road movie Yobbo Up The Guts.

He currently manages a real-estate centre on the Gold Coast.

In his prime, Capper kicked 388 goals from his 123 games with Sydney and Brisbane.

The flamboyant forward, known for his tight shorts, kicked 103 goals in 1987.

He was twice runner-up in the Coleman Medal - in 1986 behind Brian Taylor and 1987 behind Tony Lockett.
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby Dirko » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:21 pm

Good on him !! :D

Who wouldn't wanna be a porn star? :roll:
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby Psyber » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:17 pm

sjab wrote:Good on him !! :D

Who wouldn't wanna be a porn star? :roll:

Almost anyone who had to co-star with WC?? :wink:
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby saintal » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:48 pm

Anybody remember that god-awful capper segment on one of the footy shows? (or was it The Footy Show?..i cant remember). It has him and missus talking about sex for 5 or so minutes. Scary stuff.
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby Drop Bear » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:47 pm

Cappers are a s h o c k e r !!!
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby power01 » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:49 pm

the wiz strikes again!!!!!!!!!!!.......................
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:35 pm

Won't catch me buying or watching it.
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby silicone skyline » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:27 am

It's been done before Warwick, remember Craig McDermott? :lol:
That would be one funny movie.
Definitely worth a look i reckon.
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:12 am

MightyEagles wrote:Won't catch me buying or watching it.


He'll buy it and watch it but you just won't catch him LOL.

You can't take a bloke seriously if he doesn't do so himself. Or does he LOL. The only really poor Capperism to me was when he was talking about how long his schlong is at the 25th anniversary of the Swans move up north but if you're silly enough to let him speak at a club function.......

He's always appeared to me (I won't say come accross as) as nothing more than a harmless dill who has managed to do OK for himself despite the occaisional fall from grace.

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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby am Bays » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:05 am

Funny story about Capper

When he first moved to Brisbane on Skasey's big bucks he and Joanne finally brought a house up in the hills near the gold Coast...

The palyers were talking before training as all players do at all clubs when someoune asked Wazza,

"So hows the new house Wazz?"

"Yeah great up in the hills, great views, 300 deg views all 'round....."

The rest of them cracked up, Warrick didn't understand the joke..... :shock: :shock:
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby Strawb » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:55 pm

Who saw Jason Dunstall's Porn video on the footy show last night now that was a shocker
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby Wedgie » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:22 pm

I met Capper once, he is in real life exactly as he is on TV, funny and very dumb but entertaining none the less, he had me in stitches.
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Re: Capper strikes again

Postby Benchwarmer » Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:53 am

I worked with someone who had the misfortune of wearing number 37 with the Swans at one stage.

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