by Corona Man » Mon Apr 11, 2016 3:42 pm
bennymacca wrote:so I've spent a fair chunk of today just daydreaming about being able to hit a ball around and get paid for it.
Even if it means hitting quadruple bogies to choke down the stretch
That's easy BMac. Just hit 300 balls everyday for the next 4 years.... when you get to scratch, keep going. Unless you are +3 or better you are wasting your time. Then work your way through the minor tours. Sleep in you car, as you can't afford hotel rooms. Eventually graduate to one of the PGA tours..... then stand up in front of thousands of people (and millions on TV) and make a complete pelican of yourself!
Sound like fun..... no thanks, I'll take my desk job. If I screw up (and I do) at least its pretty much only me that knows I just chunked it in the water... or my equivalent of that.
If I were a pro golfer.... my kids would have starved!
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