Things that give you the sh1ts

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Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Ian Chappell


I second that motion. "When I was playing", "Wouldn't have done that when I was playing".

That's 40 ******* years ago Chappelli!


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Not sure if I put this in this thread or make me laugh thread, but

People who believe all Muslims are terrorists. Morons.
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The ads on Tapatalk in the unread topics tab (surely other people get them?) Go away!

The ads now at the start of EVERY Cricket Australia app video. FFS they shit me.
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woodublieve12 wrote:Not sure if I put this in this thread or make me laugh thread, but

People who believe all Muslims are terrorists. Morons.

Yep. Plenty of them going around at the moment.

Exhibit A: Donald Trump.
Exhibit B: People who attended today's 10th anniversary of the Cronulla riots (all 120 of them, apparently).
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It's scary, can't believe those idiots' votes are worth the same as mine!

There really should be an IQ test for all voters!
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George Pell and the Catholic church.
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shoe boy wrote:George Pell and the Catholic church.


I knew what this post was gonna be before I even clicked on the thread.
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The number of times I've been at a pub recently, and ventured to the toilets to see some young stud doing his hair in the mirror, then walkout with the tap still running full bore. I'm no tree hugger and someone else grooming themselves is their business, but FFS seriously how hard is it to turn off a ******* tap?!?!
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Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna
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BZB27 wrote:Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna

Make sure you turn the tap off...
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Spargo wrote:
BZB27 wrote:Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna

Make sure you turn the tap off...


Yep and try not to faucet
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JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:
BZB27 wrote:Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna

Make sure you turn the tap off...


Yep and try not to faucet

Sounds like a total drip.
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Not this shit again
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HH3 wrote:Not this shit again

Not strictly a bathroom/tap reference, but they are often found in bathrooms, so I'll pay it. ;)
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I'll washer this one with interest.
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Booney wrote:I'll washer this one with interest.

I think we've already started to plumb the depths.
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Magellan wrote:
JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:
BZB27 wrote:Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna

Make sure you turn the tap off...


Yep and try not to faucet

Sounds like a total drip.


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Arsonists.
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Butt I'm sure he was on a date.
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