Things that give you the sh1ts

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 8:58 am

norwood8 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:People with baby on board signs/stickers.

As bad as the my stick figure family stickers tbh.

Well, one makes me want to drive into them the other doesn't. :lol:

MatteeG · Post by **MatteeG** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:00 am

wristwatcher wrote:
Wedgie wrote:People with baby on board signs/stickers.

Yeah fancy people wanting others to take some care and not drive erratically around a car with a newborn it.

May not do that, but DOES make me sing the B Sharps version

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:05 am

Wedgie wrote:People with baby on board signs/stickers.

I agree, can't stand 'em. What year is it? 1989? I thought those things went out with Reebok Pumps and Fido Dido t-shirts.

The stick figure family things can also take a running jump. Call me cold-hearted, but I don't really care about who is in your family, since I don't know you and I've only seen the rear end of your car.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:09 am

The arsehole that stole all my outdoor Christmas decorations last night - and pulled out my new mini acacia tree that was only planted 2 weeks ago when I had the front yard landscaped.

Why the **** would anyone steal a tree?

Post by **Wedgie** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:30 am

Poor tree, it was probably petrified.
Its lucky we have gum control in Australia.
Must have been some shady bastards.

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:38 am

No-one should bough down to this type of violence.
However, I wood like to think we can root out this problem by tapping into the phloem of information.
I'm pining for the day we can leave all trees to stand in peace.

Post by **Wedgie** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:46 am

Thoughts are with you FC, you must be feeling sapped.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:49 am

Which branch of the law was this reported to?
It's just twigged with me that maybe you're barking up the wrong tree.

Post by **Wedgie** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:54 am

Always one that takes it too far...

JK · Post by JK » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:55 am

Footy Chick wrote:The arsehole that stole all my outdoor Christmas decorations last night - and pulled out my new mini acacia tree that was only planted 2 weeks ago when I had the front yard landscaped.

Why the **** would anyone steal a tree?

We had 4 Yakka's (Sp??) stolen within a few days of planting them .. Although that didn't really surprise me around this way. Also had about 5 tree/plant's stolen from our old office at Flinders Park when they'd only been in the ground for about 48 hours.

Fken lowlifes!!

Mr Beefy · Post by **Mr Beefy** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:57 am

Wedgie wrote:Always one that takes it too far...

Good call Wedgie, I'm releafed that's over

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:03 am

Yes, the quality of puns hasn't impruned much.

JK · Post by JK » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:05 am

Magellan wrote:Yes, the quality of puns hasn't impruned much.

Sheers for the laugh mate :partyman:

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:05 am

I'm offended that you've tree-ted this like a joke.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:07 am

I'm leafing this one alone.

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:08 am

Footy Chick wrote:I'm offended that you've tree-ted this like a joke.

My apologies, no more tree puns forest of the day.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:13 am

If I find the lowlife that stole my tree, he's rooted.

Post by **Wedgie** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:20 am

Hope they don't hurt the trees, lumber pain can be difficult to deal with

Dogwatcher · Post by **Dogwatcher** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:23 am

You guys can't see the forest for the trees, Magellan's reference of Fido Dido is just gold!

Mr Beefy · Post by **Mr Beefy** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:38 am

Dogwatcher wrote:You guys can't cedar forest for the trees, Magellan's reference of Fido Dido is just gold!

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