Stoned Service

[therisingblues]

How many of you have a memorable experience being served by a stoned person?

I recently attended an open inspection. I walked into the kitchen of the property and saw straight away that the agent, in his impeccable suit, hosting the open was clearly off his tits. When he adjusted to the fact that there were people in the room apart from himself his face was split by this massive grin and then he said, "Hey! I can't believe anyone turned up! Hey this is cool". He launched in to this description about how no one came to his last inspection, but then another couple came in and he quickly calmed down.

Please share your stories of getting served by a stoned person here, but try to leave out any detail that might identify the poor lad, we don't want anyone to get in trouble here.

[Booney]

Stoned service? I'm a born and bred Western suburbs of Adelaide lad, fair to say it would be easier recalling times I've been served by someone not bent.

[Pseudo]

Stoned service? I'm a born and bred Western suburbs of Adelaide lad, fair to say it would be easier recalling times I've been served by someone not bent.

Unless you were bent yourself at the time ...

[Booney]

Coles, Port Adelaide.

Young lad behind the cold meat counter, Sunday around noon. Off his chops. Eye balls looked like someone has spilled some sauce on fried eggs.

Shattered, but still at least motivated....if I had got there an hour later though.

[Lightning McQueen]

Coles, Port Adelaide.

Young lad behind the cold meat counter, Sunday around noon. Off his chops. Eye balls looked like someone has spilled some sauce on fried eggs.

Shattered, but still at least motivated....if I had got there an hour later though.

There'd be no kabana left.

[Computer Crashed]

On The Run - Northern Suburbs.
Chick was hammered.
Couldn't even look me in the eyes to serve me.
First thing she says when she opened her mouth was - gidday mate,what ya want.
Looked like an ice freak too.
F$$k off you stupid biatch.

[Lightning McQueen]

On The Run - Northern Suburbs.
Chick was hammered.
Couldn't even look me in the eyes to serve me.
First thing she says when she opened her mouth was - gidday mate,what ya want.
Looked like an ice freak too.
F$$k off you stupid biatch.

That's my missus

[Computer Crashed]

On The Run - Northern Suburbs.
Chick was hammered.
Couldn't even look me in the eyes to serve me.
First thing she says when she opened her mouth was - gidday mate,what ya want.
Looked like an ice freak too.
F$$k off you stupid biatch.

That's my missus

Get rid of her then.

[RustyCage]

Bridge Road?

[Computer Crashed]

Bridge Road?

Main Nth.
Somewhere near Munno.

[Psyber]

This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...

[Booney]

This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...

Perhaps you're more accustomed to seeing acute cases of drug abuse as opposed to those of us who pick up on a slightly stoned servo attendant.

[Lightning McQueen]

This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...

Your butler would go in to the shops for you hey?

[MatteeG]

This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...

[Psyber]

This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...

Perhaps you're more accustomed to seeing acute cases of drug abuse as opposed to those of us who pick up on a slightly stoned servo attendant.

While it is true I've been more in contact with the severely affected in my profession, I've met the slightly stoned in the past.
One of my old mates (who died last year) was a former SA President of the Angels and I mixed with his mates sometimes.
Enough to be told," You're a mate of his, so you're a mate of ours. Anyone gives you hassles just call!"

Take note about ageist comments and pictures, Mattee...

[Psyber]

This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...

Your butler would go in to the shops for you hey?

My girlfriend would tell you I'm too mingy to trust staff with my money...

[mighty_tiger_79]

Isn't this thread how you get your meat cooked at the Woodville Hotel??

[Magellan]

While it is true I've been more in contact with the severely affected in my profession, I've met the slightly stoned in the past.
One of my old mates (who died last year) was a former SA President of the Angels and I mixed with his mates sometimes.
Enough to be told," You're a mate of his, so you're a mate of ours. Anyone gives you hassles just call!"

Take note about ageist comments and pictures, Mattee...

Not sure if that's got anything to do with service, but it certainty resembles "Stone"...



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_%281974_film%29

[Computer Crashed]

Isn't this thread how you get your meat cooked at the Woodville Hotel??

On that pub.
Had lunch there two weeks ago on a Sunday.
I don't know why they think they can charge what they charge for the stuff they dish up.
It's a no from me.

[Grenville]

Ordered a couple of pizzas from a pizza shop in Sefton Park shops many moons ago, asked for delivery but was told the delivery van had broken down. When we ran the gauntlet and picked it up ourselves the haze we were met with was straight out of a Cheech and Chong movie.