Things that give you the sh1ts

[Brodlach]

These puns are eggcellent, keep milking them of all it's worth.

Love dad jokes

[therisingblues]

My one week old fridge - which has already died

Surely there is a cooling off period

Depends on if the transaction has been frozen.

You might need an ice breaker, can't just go in cold.

[therisingblues]

not at all, they were great, didn't even question it.

Maybe because your fridge was broken and they warmed to it?

[RustyCage]

How dodgy! Buy a box of chicken bites at the Adelaide Oval and half of it is just scrunched up paper in the bottom of the box!

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[RustyCage]

My one week old fridge - which has already died

Surely there is a cooling off period

For the fridge maybe, but for the food and drinks the cooling off period has come to an end

[Pseudo]

How dodgy! Buy a box of chicken bites at the Adelaide Oval and half of it is just scrunched up paper in the bottom of the box!

it would be the healthiest thing in the box...

[RustyCage]

Tastiest thing too

[Footy Chick]

The fact that everytime my mother goes away, disaster strikes and im the one that gets stuck having to deal with it.

im currently waiting for the SA water cleaners to come and clean up after a water pipe burst out the front of the house and flooded everything but the inside of the house.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Might be a long night waiting....SA Water don't organise things too quickly

[Footy Chick]

Cleaners just got here. Mind you her house will be as musty as anything as she doesnt get back until saturday.

[Q.]

The price of singlets from SAAFL suppliers

[Mr Beefy]

The price of singlets from SAAFL suppliers

Given they are not match day uniform do you need to use SAAFL approved suppliers?
#bangladeshisingletsrus

[Q.]

The price of singlets from SAAFL suppliers

Given they are not match day uniform do you need to use SAAFL approved suppliers?
#bangladeshisingletsrus

Probs not I guess!

[Spargo]

Charles & Camilla.
F#ck off already!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Southern suburbs
A guy getting around on a motorcycle is marking houses with a chalk that has small dogs in it.
The dogs are then stolen for possibly backyard cage fighting purposes.

[Magellan]

Southern suburbs
A guy getting around on a motorcycle is marking houses with a chalk that has small dogs in it.
The dogs are then stolen for possibly backyard cage fighting purposes.

How true is this? Sounds like an urban myth.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Southern suburbs
A guy getting around on a motorcycle is marking houses with a chalk that has small dogs in it.
The dogs are then stolen for possibly backyard cage fighting purposes.

How true is this? Sounds like an urban myth.

It's true....speaking from experience

[Magellan]

That's horrible mt79, speaking as a dog owner and a civilised member of society.

Have you done anything about it? I presume it's the same dude on the bike who does the stealing? And where does he do the chalk marking?

Sorry for the Spanish Inquisition. (nobody expects it!)

[wristwatcher]

Southern suburbs
A guy getting around on a motorcycle is marking houses with a chalk that has small dogs in it.
The dogs are then stolen for possibly backyard cage fighting purposes.

It's pieces of crap like that who don't deserve to breathe oxygen let alone walk amongst the decent people of society. Scumbag!

[mighty_tiger_79]

The experience was with the in-laws.
Chalk mark over the lawn mainly.
Cops are aware as a number of other members of the public have made reports