Things that give you the sh1ts

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:19 pm

Oops!

I guess they tried to butter her up.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:20 pm

These puns are eggcellent, keep milking them of all it's worth.

Love dad jokes

therisingblues · Post by **therisingblues** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:03 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:My one week old fridge - which has already died

Surely there is a cooling off period

Depends on if the transaction has been frozen.

You might need an ice breaker, can't just go in cold.

therisingblues · Post by **therisingblues** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:05 am

Footy Chick wrote:not at all, they were great, didn't even question it.

Maybe because your fridge was broken and they warmed to it?

Post by **RustyCage** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 5:24 pm

How dodgy! Buy a box of chicken bites at the Adelaide Oval and half of it is just scrunched up paper in the bottom of the box!

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Post by **RustyCage** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 5:26 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:My one week old fridge - which has already died

Surely there is a cooling off period

For the fridge maybe, but for the food and drinks the cooling off period has come to an end

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 7:29 pm

RustyCage wrote:How dodgy! Buy a box of chicken bites at the Adelaide Oval and half of it is just scrunched up paper in the bottom of the box!

it would be the healthiest thing in the box...

Post by **RustyCage** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 7:35 pm

Tastiest thing too

Post by **Footy Chick** » Sun Nov 08, 2015 9:31 pm

The fact that everytime my mother goes away, disaster strikes and im the one that gets stuck having to deal with it.

im currently waiting for the SA water cleaners to come and clean up after a water pipe burst out the front of the house and flooded everything but the inside of the house.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Sun Nov 08, 2015 9:34 pm

Might be a long night waiting....SA Water don't organise things too quickly

Post by **Footy Chick** » Sun Nov 08, 2015 10:12 pm

Cleaners just got here. Mind you her house will be as musty as anything as she doesnt get back until saturday.

Q. · Post by Q. » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:53 am

The price of singlets from SAAFL suppliers

Mr Beefy · Post by **Mr Beefy** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:28 pm

Q. wrote:The price of singlets from SAAFL suppliers

Given they are not match day uniform do you need to use SAAFL approved suppliers?
#bangladeshisingletsrus

Q. · Post by Q. » Tue Nov 10, 2015 1:10 pm

Mr Beefy wrote:
Q. wrote:The price of singlets from SAAFL suppliers

Given they are not match day uniform do you need to use SAAFL approved suppliers?
#bangladeshisingletsrus

Probs not I guess!

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:45 pm

Charles & Camilla.
F#ck off already!

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 5:56 pm

Southern suburbs
A guy getting around on a motorcycle is marking houses with a chalk that has small dogs in it.
The dogs are then stolen for possibly backyard cage fighting purposes.

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:03 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Southern suburbs
A guy getting around on a motorcycle is marking houses with a chalk that has small dogs in it.
The dogs are then stolen for possibly backyard cage fighting purposes.

How true is this? Sounds like an urban myth.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:30 pm

Magellan wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Southern suburbs
A guy getting around on a motorcycle is marking houses with a chalk that has small dogs in it.
The dogs are then stolen for possibly backyard cage fighting purposes.

How true is this? Sounds like an urban myth.

It's true....speaking from experience

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:34 pm

That's horrible mt79, speaking as a dog owner and a civilised member of society.

Have you done anything about it? I presume it's the same dude on the bike who does the stealing? And where does he do the chalk marking?

Sorry for the Spanish Inquisition. (nobody expects it!)

wristwatcher · Post by **wristwatcher** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:39 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Southern suburbs
A guy getting around on a motorcycle is marking houses with a chalk that has small dogs in it.
The dogs are then stolen for possibly backyard cage fighting purposes.

It's pieces of crap like that who don't deserve to breathe oxygen let alone walk amongst the decent people of society. Scumbag!

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