Kane Cornes
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In classic thread off track fashion... 
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If you want to go far, go together.
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Booney wrote:In classic thread off track fashion...

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Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.
#producersacked
Cameras caught the full stretch.
#producersacked
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Dogwatcher wrote:Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.
#producersacked
Are you at a Cup function?
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MW wrote:1. Perscription drugs are regulated and perscribed by a dr to relieve symptoms or fix issues
2. Illicit drugs are made in backyard sheds and only taken to get high.
Not sure what I am missing here
Evidently, a ******* lot.
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Q. wrote:MW wrote:1. Perscription drugs are regulated and perscribed by a dr to relieve symptoms or fix issues
2. Illicit drugs are made in backyard sheds and only taken to get high.
Not sure what I am missing here
Evidently, a ******* lot.
of course
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.
#producersacked
Are you at a Cup function?
I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.
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I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.
I've read it 16 times and I'm still lost??
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:
I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.
I've read it 16 times and I'm still lost??
I wasn't at a cup function. But I watched the race at a pub called the Golden Fleece. I drank two beers, called Crown Lager, very quickly.
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And...can this thread, possibly, get more off topic? 
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Dogwatcher wrote:
I wasn't at a cup function. But I watched the race at a pub called the Golden Fleece. I drank two beers, called Crown Lager, very quickly.
Dipshit
Dogwatcher wrote:Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.
#producersacked
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:
I wasn't at a cup function. But I watched the race at a pub called the Golden Fleece. I drank two beers, called Crown Lager, very quickly.
Dipshit
Dogwatcher wrote:Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.
#producersacked
Ahhhh, the first quote.
Someone was referring to smoking horseshit.
I saw a horse on screen providing some just prior to the race. Ugly television.
The cameras caught the full stretch, you'll know what I mean if you use your imagination.
#producersacked was a joke. However, it wasn't great work by whoever was putting the vision to air.
Jaysus - this sort of conversation is what happens to a footy forum when the AFL doesn't 'manurefacture' something for us to talk about during the off season.
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Dogwatcher wrote:I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.
When I first read this I thought you had drunk two beers in a 1970s service station.
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Magellan wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.
When I first read this I thought you had drunk two beers in a 1970s service station.
Blast from the past!
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Is the thread where we spew forth our disgust on Kane Cornes?
He and Kelli Underwood. When I hear their voices on the radio I'm tempted to smash the radio.
Kane's like his old man in his self righteous manner. I sent in a text to 5AA about the topic of the day but I used the wrong topic label even though everyone else knew what i meant but Kane still have to correct me on it.
The arrogance that exudes from him. It's all world drowning!
He and Kelli Underwood. When I hear their voices on the radio I'm tempted to smash the radio.
Kane's like his old man in his self righteous manner. I sent in a text to 5AA about the topic of the day but I used the wrong topic label even though everyone else knew what i meant but Kane still have to correct me on it.
The arrogance that exudes from him. It's all world drowning!
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