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Re: Kane Cornes

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In classic thread off track fashion... :lol:
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Booney wrote:In classic thread off track fashion... :lol:


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Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.

#producersacked
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Dogwatcher wrote:Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.

#producersacked

Are you at a Cup function?
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MW wrote:1. Perscription drugs are regulated and perscribed by a dr to relieve symptoms or fix issues
2. Illicit drugs are made in backyard sheds and only taken to get high.

Not sure what I am missing here


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Q. wrote:
MW wrote:1. Perscription drugs are regulated and perscribed by a dr to relieve symptoms or fix issues
2. Illicit drugs are made in backyard sheds and only taken to get high.

Not sure what I am missing here


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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.

#producersacked

Are you at a Cup function?


I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.
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Dogwatcher wrote:
I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.

I've read it 16 times and I'm still lost??
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:
I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.

I've read it 16 times and I'm still lost??


I wasn't at a cup function. But I watched the race at a pub called the Golden Fleece. I drank two beers, called Crown Lager, very quickly.
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And...can this thread, possibly, get more off topic? ;)
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Dogwatcher wrote:
I wasn't at a cup function. But I watched the race at a pub called the Golden Fleece. I drank two beers, called Crown Lager, very quickly.


Dipshit ;)

Dogwatcher wrote:Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.

#producersacked
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:
I wasn't at a cup function. But I watched the race at a pub called the Golden Fleece. I drank two beers, called Crown Lager, very quickly.


Dipshit ;)

Dogwatcher wrote:Saw one of the horses providing some prior to the race.
Cameras caught the full stretch.

#producersacked


Ahhhh, the first quote.

Someone was referring to smoking horseshit.
I saw a horse on screen providing some just prior to the race. Ugly television.
The cameras caught the full stretch, you'll know what I mean if you use your imagination.

#producersacked was a joke. However, it wasn't great work by whoever was putting the vision to air.


Jaysus - this sort of conversation is what happens to a footy forum when the AFL doesn't 'manurefacture' something for us to talk about during the off season.
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Dogwatcher wrote:I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.

When I first read this I thought you had drunk two beers in a 1970s service station.
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Magellan wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:I wasn't. Popped into the Golden Fleece to watch race, then back to work.
It was the quickest two Crownies I've ever drunk.

When I first read this I thought you had drunk two beers in a 1970s service station.


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Re: Kane Cornes

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Is the thread where we spew forth our disgust on Kane Cornes?

He and Kelli Underwood. When I hear their voices on the radio I'm tempted to smash the radio.

Kane's like his old man in his self righteous manner. I sent in a text to 5AA about the topic of the day but I used the wrong topic label even though everyone else knew what i meant but Kane still have to correct me on it. :roll:

The arrogance that exudes from him. It's all world drowning!
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