Things that give you the sh1ts

[Spangas]

Totally agree, I quite often cycle, I do refuse to wear lycra though

Roger that. I will never 'get' the whole lycra thing.
Do most car drivers hate ALL cyclists or just ones who wear lycra and think they are in the Tour?

[HH3]

I usually don't mind cyclists. Even the ones that ride on the white line of the bike lane. Im not an impatient person.

BUT...

I was driving through the back way between Clarendon and Kangarilla on Saturday morning, and noticed that the peloton was taking up the whole lane. About 5 wide.

I think now that cars can cross solid lines to pass, the cyclists aren't even gonna try to leave any room.

Because the road has so many blind bends, I was stuck behind them for ages, and when I did finally make my move, i was not too happy that I had to hope another car wasn't coming around the next bend at 80km/h plus.

[Q.]

There's a bloke at my gym who wears only compression pants on his bottom half. Like, it's funny when we do it at footy training because we all know each other and do it for a larf, but FFS nobody wants to see your junk in public and especially when you're grunting through sets on the bench press.

[HH3]

There's a bloke at my gym who wears only compression pants on his bottom half. Like, it's funny when we do it at footy training because we all know each other and do it for a larf, but FFS nobody wants to see your junk in public and especially when you're grunting through sets on the bench press.

Speak for yourself....

[heater31]

There's a bloke at my gym who wears only compression pants on his bottom half. Like, it's funny when we do it at footy training because we all know each other and do it for a larf, but FFS nobody wants to see your junk in public and especially when you're grunting through sets on the bench press.

Simply not acceptable at footy training either!

Had a bloke try to rock this combo at cricket training during the winter months....not in my house sunshine

[Q.]

Simply not acceptable at footy training either!

Had a bloke try to rock this combo at cricket training during the winter months....not in my house sunshine

My chosen combo is the long tights with the 9-inch tights over the top. Keeps the package tight and makes the buttocks look firm.

[Lightning McQueen]

Simply not acceptable at footy training either!

Had a bloke try to rock this combo at cricket training during the winter months....not in my house sunshine

My chosen combo is the long tights with the 9-inch tights over the top. Keeps the package tight and makes the buttocks look firm.

A pair of footy socks down the front too?

[Q.]

Simply not acceptable at footy training either!

Had a bloke try to rock this combo at cricket training during the winter months....not in my house sunshine

My chosen combo is the long tights with the 9-inch tights over the top. Keeps the package tight and makes the buttocks look firm.

A pair of footy socks down the front too?

It's usually where I stash my box handler gloves.

[Lightning McQueen]

It's usually where I stash my box handler gloves.

I like handling box's, not usually with gloves on though.

[MW]

There's a bloke at my gym who wears only compression pants on his bottom half. Like, it's funny when we do it at footy training because we all know each other and do it for a larf, but FFS nobody wants to see your junk in public and especially when you're grunting through sets on the bench press.

Simply not acceptable at footy training either!

Had a bloke try to rock this combo at cricket training during the winter months....not in my house sunshine

Being a little precious no?
I do this when running during winter...as long as I am comfortable with it screw you guys

[Footy Chick]

Simply not acceptable at footy training either!

Had a bloke try to rock this combo at cricket training during the winter months....not in my house sunshine

My chosen combo is the long tights with the 9-inch tights over the top. Keeps the package tight and makes the buttocks look firm.

Does anyone here always say "buttocks" in a Forrest Gump voice?

[Jase]

Have you ruled out anxiety? When my 9 yr old daughter was around 7, she had tummy pain issues for 6 months before it was finally diagnosed with anxiety about some stuff that was happening at school that we did not know about nor did she want to talk about

Hey everyone, thanks for your concern... all tests have come back negative for anything really nasty but we still want to try and figure out what is going on. He has been admitted to hospital now so we will see what happens next.

Anxiety has been mentioned as has constipation and a whole raft of other things but liver, kidneys, lungs etc are ok so just trying to remove possibilities...

The nurses and doctors are awesone though... brilliant people...

[MW]

While never admitted, we went through a shitload of tests and ultrasounds etc until it was finally realised. The relief that nothing major was wrong was soon replaced with anger over the $100's of medical bills for no reason.

[Booney]

Simply not acceptable at footy training either!
Had a bloke try to rock this combo at cricket training during the winter months....not in my house sunshine

My chosen combo is the long tights with the 9-inch tights over the top. Keeps the package tight and makes the buttocks look firm.

Does anyone here always say "buttocks" in a Forrest Gump voice?

I did. And I'm wondering if @Q. prefers to wear that or if it's what he prefers to look at.

[Q.]

Simply not acceptable at footy training either!
Had a bloke try to rock this combo at cricket training during the winter months....not in my house sunshine

My chosen combo is the long tights with the 9-inch tights over the top. Keeps the package tight and makes the buttocks look firm.

Does anyone here always say "buttocks" in a Forrest Gump voice? [emoji38]

I did. And I'm wondering if @Q. prefers to wear that or if it's what he prefers to look at.

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[wristwatcher]

People who take time out of my day and oxygen out of my air once a year to complain about horse racing on Melbourne Cup day. Shut up and enjoy a wonderful day on the Australian sporting Callander you pack of muppets

[Spangas]

People who take time out of my day and oxygen out of my air once a year to complain about horse racing on Melbourne Cup day. Shut up and enjoy a wonderful day on the Australian sporting Callander you pack of muppets

No.

[Booney]

People who take time out of my day and oxygen out of my air once a year to complain about horse racing on Melbourne Cup day. Shut up and enjoy a wonderful day on the Australian sporting Callander you pack of muppets

No.

Go to Morphetville. Ask one of the trainers, strappers, stable hands if you can borrow a horse for 5 minutes. Now, see if you can get it to do something it doesn't want to.

A mates daughter has just started riding track work as part of her traineeship, she, like all horse people, is stark raving horse mad, she can't believe how excited some of them get prior to doing their track work and how some get edgy, jealous almost, of those who have left the stable before they have.

[Lightning McQueen]

People who take time out of my day and oxygen out of my air once a year to complain about horse racing on Melbourne Cup day. Shut up and enjoy a wonderful day on the Australian sporting Callander you pack of muppets

You should be able to place a bet for your horse to come 7th, I'd clean up on that.

[heater31]

People who take time out of my day and oxygen out of my air once a year to complain about horse racing on Melbourne Cup day. Shut up and enjoy a wonderful day on the Australian sporting Callander you pack of muppets

No.

Go to Morphetville. Ask one of the trainers, strappers, stable hands if you can borrow a horse for 5 minutes. Now, see if you can get it to do something it doesn't want to.

A mates daughter has just started riding track work as part of her traineeship, she, like all horse people, is stark raving horse mad, she can't believe how excited some of them get prior to doing their track work and how some get edgy, jealous almost, of those who have left the stable before they have.

Heard Peter Moody sum it up best once 'All Racehorses are elite athletes. I'm just their coach.'