Funny things kids say and do

[Dogwatcher]

Here's the other thing; I don't run.

If you ever see me running, you ought to start running too, because something dangerous is chasing me.

The sheet didn't run. The Running Sheet is a legend. Someone lost the Running Sheet.

[gadj1976]

My daughter was in her carseat (aged about 3) as we cruised up and down the Yorke Peninsula whilst looking for a block of land to build upon.

We were coming back from a fairly long trip and she'd just woken up. She looked out her window and without missing a beat said "geez, there's a f***load of water out there".

[Booney]

My daughter was in her carseat (aged about 3) as we cruised up and down the Yorke Peninsula whilst looking for a block of land to build upon.

We were coming back from a fairly long trip and she'd just woken up. She looked out her window and without missing a beat said "geez, there's a f***load of water out there".

Fantastic. Monkey see/hear, monkey do.

[am Bays]

My daughter was in her carseat (aged about 3) as we cruised up and down the Yorke Peninsula whilst looking for a block of land to build upon.

We were coming back from a fairly long trip and she'd just woken up. She looked out her window and without missing a beat said "geez, there's a f***load of water out there".

Fantastic. Monkey see/hear, monkey do.

Yup

Miss 10 when she was Miss four came out with this pearler

The missus was driving and soemthing happened to make her say "Oh Shit"

The sound of tittering from the back seat, so the missus says, "Sorry kids, Mummy shouldn't say that"

Miss Then-four goes, "Yeah F*** is better!"

I found it hard to keep a straight face when I was told later likewise "her-indoors" when Miss Then-four came out with her words of wisdom!,

[The Ash Man]

Guy over the back was doing renos again last sat arvo while a mate and myself were having some beers watching the races.
Mr 3 goes to the back fence and says "oi man stop the noise daddy can't hear the horses"

[fisho mcspaz]

Absolute worst was at the Victor Harbor public toilets. I'd taken my son, then three, into the women's with me. One of the cubicles was occupied. My son asked quite loudly, 'Mummy, is that lady doing a wee or is she doing a poo?' I muttered that I didn't know, whereupon he bellowed 'I think she's doing a POO!' I picked him up and legged it before the woman came out.

We were walking past the cemetery at Pt Vincent when my youngest pointed at it and yelled out 'Look! That's where the zombie holes are!'

[Failed Creation]

Absolute worst was at the Victor Harbor public toilets. I'd taken my son, then three, into the women's with me. One of the cubicles was occupied. My son asked quite loudly, 'Mummy, is that lady doing a wee or is she doing a poo?' I muttered that I didn't know, whereupon he bellowed 'I think she's doing a POO!' I picked him up and legged it before the woman came out.

We were walking past the cemetery at Pt Vincent when my youngest pointed at it and yelled out 'Look! That's where the zombie holes are!'

That reminds me of this...

[woodublieve12]

My eldest (3 years old) asked me if I wouldn't put her younger sister (1) in the bin because she loved her... I assured her I wouldn't

[bennymacca]

My eldest (3 years old) asked me if I wouldn't put her younger sister (1) in the bin because she loved her... I assured her I wouldn't

i would probably go put her in the bin

[nuggety goodness]

I was giving Mrs NG a hug this morning (shes been sick for a couple of days) and NG Jnr (2) came around the corner. He spots us and yells...
'NO DADDYYYYYY!'
Then tries to pry us apart. When that doesn't work he walks off.

I thought it was all done and dusted until he came back with the wooden spoon and a very stern look on his face...

[Gozu]

Cute little kid with his older sister on the bus last week asking questions about absolutely everything asked her why the bus windows can't open she says it's to stop people from jumping out the window he immediately replies "but I wouldn't jump out the window" she says I know you wouldn't but some people might. He then looks at me and says to his sister "do you think that man would jump out the window?" she says no but I came so close to jumping in and saying "well I was considering it but I'm wearing a good shirt today so not this time".