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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Coach Bombay wrote:Oscar Pistorius case

If he was black and poor he would never see daylight again

I agree, he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.


I heard he wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it
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I heard people were re using the jokes we heard a year ago..............
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He doesn't have a leg to stand on!

Made that one up myself!
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HH3 wrote:He doesn't have a leg to stand on!

Made that one up myself!


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yeah I heard that he is missing his legs
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Arsonist attack in sheidow park. What the **** is wrong with people
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Coach Bombay wrote:Arsonist attack in sheidow park. What the **** is wrong with people


My Grandmas (80) house got rolled at Warradale a couple of days ago. Took some model cars that were here late husbands, but trashed the joint.
I'm not sure there is much hope for society anymore.
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The new MAC advert. Buckle up honeybuns....terrible
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Having to use a pre-paid Telstra 4G wifi modem as a temporary solution while working in outer Perth..
Expensive and patchy in response times.

Also irritating was the fact that the plug in version I bought 3 years ago for $180, and used successfully for 14 weeks then, could not be re-activated despite past assurances it would be possible. I had to buy a new device ($120). Both purchases included 5GB data download.

The local technician tried to get the old one to work but the activation process with its new SIM just kept failing. He said there had been problems with reactivating older devices and suggested the new non-plug-in version that allowed multiple devices to connect was more reliable and a better buy now the price had dropped. (They'd been nearly $400 in 2012.).

I went along with it because I didn't have time to muck around

Compensation? Well, they didn't charge me for either $2 SIM and I got two bags of lollies - one for each day I had to drive to the Telstra outlet.
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helicopterking wrote:
Coach Bombay wrote:Arsonist attack in sheidow park. What the **** is wrong with people


My Grandmas (80) house got rolled at Warradale a couple of days ago. Took some model cars that were here late husbands, but trashed the joint.
I'm not sure there is much hope for society anymore.


Only going to get worse with SA's unemployment sky rocketing...it will be above 10% in a couple of years when Holden's finally shuts and Subs/Ships go
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MW wrote:
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Coach Bombay wrote:Arsonist attack in sheidow park. What the **** is wrong with people


My Grandmas (80) house got rolled at Warradale a couple of days ago. Took some model cars that were here late husbands, but trashed the joint.
I'm not sure there is much hope for society anymore.


Only going to get worse with SA's unemployment sky rocketing...it will be above 10% in a couple of years when Holden's finally shuts and Subs/Ships go

Add to that the number of suburban police stations being closed down...
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Seeing a baker from the bakery at seaford shopping centre take a piss in the island garden beds in carpark when they have access to the centres toilets.....
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Johno6 wrote:I heard people were re using the jokes we heard a year ago..............

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HH3 wrote:He doesn't have a leg to stand on!

Made that one up myself!


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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Seeing a baker from the bakery at seaford shopping centre take a piss in the island garden beds in carpark when they have access to the centres toilets.....


Should have "rolled" him.....




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HH3 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Seeing a baker from the bakery at seaford shopping centre take a piss in the island garden beds in carpark when they have access to the centres toilets.....


Should have "rolled" him.....




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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Seeing a baker from the bakery at seaford shopping centre take a piss in the island garden beds in carpark when they have access to the centres toilets.....

Hope the grot washed his hands atleast
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Current petrol prices + car Rego going up + CTP being privatised after the MAC sell off....
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Car rego is going up because of CTP increase.

This is just an Allianz cash grab before they lose their monopoly.
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Footy Chick wrote:Car rego is going up because of CTP increase.

This is just an Allianz cash grab before they lose their monopoly.

Speaking of which, I need some house insurance.
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