by HH3 » Wed May 13, 2015 11:55 am
by carey » Wed May 13, 2015 11:57 am
HH3 wrote:Ive typed 3 or 4 things and deleted them all before posting because they would get me a life ban....
Its a shame too, coz I should be in my element in this convo
Lets see what @johno6 has to say about the matter....
by Johno6 » Wed May 13, 2015 12:11 pm
by HH3 » Wed May 13, 2015 12:15 pm
Johno6 wrote:I am on my last warning before perma-ban
so I aint saying shit
by heater31 » Wed May 13, 2015 12:20 pm
HH3 wrote:Johno6 wrote:I am on my last warning before perma-ban
so I aint saying shit
You've changed man...
by Lightning McQueen » Wed May 13, 2015 12:25 pm
Johno6 wrote:I am on my last warning before perma-ban
so I aint saying shit
by Johno6 » Wed May 13, 2015 12:26 pm
heater31 wrote:HH3 wrote:Johno6 wrote:I am on my last warning before perma-ban
so I aint saying shit
You've changed man...
That's what happens when you put a ring on a woman's finger
by HH3 » Wed May 13, 2015 12:27 pm
Johno6 wrote:heater31 wrote:HH3 wrote:Johno6 wrote:I am on my last warning before perma-ban
so I aint saying shit
You've changed man...
That's what happens when you put a ring on a woman's finger
so its your fault then HH3!
by Johno6 » Wed May 13, 2015 12:28 pm
by HH3 » Wed May 13, 2015 12:29 pm
by Johno6 » Wed May 13, 2015 12:30 pm
by Pseudo » Wed May 13, 2015 4:28 pm
fisho mcspaz wrote:This was in a Roald Dahl book so you might want to take it with a pinch of salt, but there was a scene where the characters had to collect some bull semen. They just did it by grabbing the bull's wang while he was trying to mount a cow, put a rubber bag around it (evidently experiencing a shortage of bull-sized frangers), and let the bull keep happily banging away. When he was done, they made off with the bag, mixed the contents with glycerol in tubes, then froze the tubes in dry ice to preserve the little wrigglers. The glycerol somehow stopped the sperm from freezing to death. Why I'm participating in this conversation, I don't know. This is taking procrastination to a new level.
by Footy Chick » Wed May 13, 2015 8:27 pm
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by Footy Chick » Wed May 13, 2015 10:11 pm
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by stan » Thu May 14, 2015 8:21 am
Footy Chick wrote:At home with the Riccutios episode on Triple M this morning... bloody hilarious!
http://www.triplem.com.au/adelaide/shows/roo-ditts-breakfast/
by carey » Thu May 14, 2015 9:07 am
Footy Chick wrote:At home with the Riccutios episode on Triple M this morning... bloody hilarious!
http://www.triplem.com.au/adelaide/shows/roo-ditts-breakfast/
by Footy Chick » Thu May 14, 2015 10:10 am
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by Mythical Creature » Thu May 14, 2015 10:45 am
Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.
hardly an expert - I'm sure others here with more experience than me.
by Lightning McQueen » Thu May 14, 2015 11:43 am
Mythical Creature wrote:Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.
hardly an expert - I'm sure others here with more experience than me.
Im not going to call myself an expert, however when I was at Uni I would work weekends and holidays at SABOR near Clare. This is a place that doesn't collect Bull Semen however it does collect Pig Semen. My job during "collection" time was to bring in the boars from a list of pre-orders (each pig had a number) and take them into the "collection" room. I would then get the next one on the list and put it in a holding pen next to the room and wait for the Boar to finish* and take it back and repeat the cycle. There were 2 collection rooms so it was reasonably busy.
Basically, they had a plastic Sow which the Boar would mount and there would be another guy in the room who would help the Boar shoot it into a filtered container. The guy had to grab the pig dick and squeeze tight for about 10 minutes until the pig had finished. If anyone has seen a pig dick you would know that it is kind of like a screw*. Apparently a trick to make it more comfortable was to use your left hand as the dick was "left hand thread". I was asked if I wanted to give this a try which I refused. I was happy just transporting the pigs to and from their pens.
There were about 150 Boars at this place, however some were used more than others, depending on the farmers preference and bloodlines etc.
On weekends all I had to do was clean out their pens each day. Would take around 4 or 5 hours each day and could do it at whatever time I wanted to as long as it got done. So Saturdays I would do it first thing and on Sundays whenever I felt like it. For the weekend work I got $41 an hour to clean shit which in 2001 for a Uni student was and probably still is pretty good coin.
by Mythical Creature » Thu May 14, 2015 12:17 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Mythical Creature wrote:Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.
hardly an expert - I'm sure others here with more experience than me.
Im not going to call myself an expert, however when I was at Uni I would work weekends and holidays at SABOR near Clare. This is a place that doesn't collect Bull Semen however it does collect Pig Semen. My job during "collection" time was to bring in the boars from a list of pre-orders (each pig had a number) and take them into the "collection" room. I would then get the next one on the list and put it in a holding pen next to the room and wait for the Boar to finish* and take it back and repeat the cycle. There were 2 collection rooms so it was reasonably busy.
Basically, they had a plastic Sow which the Boar would mount and there would be another guy in the room who would help the Boar shoot it into a filtered container. The guy had to grab the pig dick and squeeze tight for about 10 minutes until the pig had finished. If anyone has seen a pig dick you would know that it is kind of like a screw*. Apparently a trick to make it more comfortable was to use your left hand as the dick was "left hand thread". I was asked if I wanted to give this a try which I refused. I was happy just transporting the pigs to and from their pens.
There were about 150 Boars at this place, however some were used more than others, depending on the farmers preference and bloodlines etc.
On weekends all I had to do was clean out their pens each day. Would take around 4 or 5 hours each day and could do it at whatever time I wanted to as long as it got done. So Saturdays I would do it first thing and on Sundays whenever I felt like it. For the weekend work I got $41 an hour to clean shit which in 2001 for a Uni student was and probably still is pretty good coin.
Were there magazines there with pictures of naked pigs in them too?
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