Things that give you the sh1ts

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:45 am

The Ash Man wrote:
Booney wrote:The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

What type of business were they in?

Interstate and international freight logistics.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:02 am

Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:
Booney wrote:The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

What type of business were they in?

Interstate and international freight logistics.

We use a metro freight company that does that. They send in barbie types with beers.

Whereas Kings sent in Sam Lonergan....nice enough bloke, but he just didn't show enough skin.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:47 am

HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:
Booney wrote:The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

What type of business were they in?

Interstate and international freight logistics.

We use a metro freight company that does that. They send in barbie types with beers.

Whereas Kings sent in Sam Lonergan....nice enough bloke, but he just didn't show enough skin.

Kings, they are persistent if nothing else. We use Jet metro wise, Kings ring me pretty much monthly to "check in" how we're going.

Another carrier we use sent in Scott Welsh....goodbye.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:54 am

We use Progress.

Kings "lost" a whole delivery of ours worth about $500, and we even gave them a second chance, but they are terrible.

They ring or just pop in at least once a week, coz they're not far from here. They've been told they have no chance of getting the business, but they keep coming back. Every time someone pops in, it makes it even less likely we'll go with them because now they're just annoying.

carey · Post by **carey** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:51 pm

Footy training last night therefore playing on Anzac Day which I hold in such high regard, Only to snap my finger where the bone has broken through the skin. Go to the Lyell Mac as it's the closet hospital at which stage the Nurse dresses my finger straight away, The Doctor comes see me straight away as one Iced out Dero starts going off cause been there under police watch for 4 hours in the waiting room. Over the top of hearing all the swearing and abuse I hear I'm being transferred to the RAH where I had the finger fixed straight away with 7 stitches and booking with a tendon specialist next Friday.

Certainly gives me the shits.....

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:13 am

carey wrote:Footy training last night therefore playing on Anzac Day which I hold in such high regard, Only to snap my finger where the bone has broken through the skin. Go to the Lyell Mac as it's the closet hospital at which stage the Nurse dresses my finger straight away, The Doctor comes see me straight away as one Iced out Dero starts going off cause been there under police watch for 4 hours in the waiting room. Over the top of hearing all the swearing and abuse I hear I'm being transferred to the RAH where I had the finger fixed straight away with 7 stitches and booking with a tendon specialist next Friday.

Certainly gives me the shits.....

I did that at a training many moons ago, it looked pretty freaky and didn't have a drop of blood, I can now do some pretty cool things with that finger.
What finger was it.

carey · Post by **carey** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:34 am

My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:38 am

Mmmmm, Endone....

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:41 am

carey wrote:My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

Typing one handed must be a bitch too :lol:

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:03 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
carey wrote:My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

Typing one handed must be a bitch too

He might be using his dictaphone.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:04 pm

carey wrote:My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

I guess you're not playing then, mine was my pinky so I was able to play.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:29 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
carey wrote:My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

Typing one handed must be a bitch too

He might be using his dictaphone.

It doesn't matter what he's putting to his phone, does it?

carey · Post by **carey** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:03 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
carey wrote:My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

I guess you're not playing then, mine was my pinky so I was able to play.

Unfortunately no mate I won't be able to play. We had Lockleys away as well so my day was planned. Play at Lockleys straight to Adelaide oval to hopefully watch us beat the Hawks by under a kick.

Now it'll be a dozen red cans watching us play Lockleys listening to the mrs winge that I'm drinking to much then go to Adelaide oval.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:05 pm

carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
carey wrote:My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

I guess you're not playing then, mine was my pinky so I was able to play.

Unfortunately no mate I won't be able to play. We had Lockleys away as well so my day was planned. Play at Lockleys straight to Adelaide oval to hopefully watch us beat the Hawks by under a kick.

Now it'll be a dozen red cans watching us play Lockleys listening to the mrs winge that I'm drinking to much then go to Adelaide oval.

Then drink some more there!

carey · Post by **carey** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:09 pm

Correct LM.

I'll catch up with Boon and Failed Creation pre game for a bevy.

gadj1976 · Post by **gadj1976** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:15 pm

Belle Gibson

Selfish bitch.

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:42 pm

Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:
Booney wrote:The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

What type of business were they in?

Interstate and international freight logistics.

Let me guess. They were from Kerry's??

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:28 am

Nope.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:27 pm

Footy tips
5/9

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:30 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Footy tips
5/9

Me - 3/9

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