Things that make you laugh

[Spargo]

Just read on Facebook on some stupid page that fossils were created in labs by the government and that the earth is only 6 thousand years old. What a brainwashed dick. Even the average Christian would surely know that dinosaurs existed and deep down that we came from evolution.

Seriously, is there anything you aren't an expert on, Coach?

[bennymacca]

Just read on Facebook on some stupid page that fossils were created in labs by the government and that the earth is only 6 thousand years old. What a brainwashed dick. Even the average Christian would surely know that dinosaurs existed and deep down that we came from evolution.

Seriously, is there anything you aren't an expert on, Coach?

so you are saying he is wrong?

[Coach Bombay]

Just read on Facebook on some stupid page that fossils were created in labs by the government and that the earth is only 6 thousand years old. What a brainwashed dick. Even the average Christian would surely know that dinosaurs existed and deep down that we came from evolution.

Seriously, is there anything you aren't an expert on, Coach?

so you don't believe the dinosaurs existed? What about the Mayan people? They were here before earth apparently. You should check out Ricky Gervais stand up on evolution and the bible. So funny.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Guy in prison in Britain managed to send in a fake email saying he was due for parole

took 3 days to realise the mistake

[Footy Chick]

Why old people shouldn't use the interwebs - #1

The email i just got from an old dear complaining that she doesn't want to receive her magazine by email anymore as it wastes too much of her printer ink in printing it off

[HH3]

Why old people shouldn't use the interwebs - #1

The email i just got from an old dear complaining that she doesn't want to receive her magazine by email anymore as it wastes too much of her printer ink in printing it off

Its a good point. She might wanna snuggle up with her cat and blanket to read, like I do.

[Lightning McQueen]

There was an article in the Advertiser last week about my 12 year old daughter to which she mentions playing cricket against her brother usually ends in a fight, but she wins.
I just had a look at the online story and her 9 year old brother has gone to the trouble of commenting on it that he wins the fights........idiot.

[Footy Chick]

I saw that.. needs to work on structured sentences does Darc...lol

[Footy Chick]

Why old people shouldn't use the interwebs - #1

The email i just got from an old dear complaining that she doesn't want to receive her magazine by email anymore as it wastes too much of her printer ink in printing it off

Its a good point. She might wanna snuggle up with her cat and blanket to read, like I do.

Then she should have it mailed to her...like normal people.

[Lightning McQueen]

I saw that.. needs to work on structured sentences does Darc...lol

Yeah, must've got too excited and giggly and hit the submit button too quickly, I get it a lot from him with his witty texts.

[heater31]

Why old people shouldn't use the interwebs - #1

The email i just got from an old dear complaining that she doesn't want to receive her magazine by email anymore as it wastes too much of her printer ink in printing it off

Its a good point. She might wanna snuggle up with her cat and blanket to read, like I do.

Then she should have it mailed to her...like normal people.

How the hell then did she end up on the email list? Still get mine in the snail mail and makes good dinner table reading.

[HH3]

Why old people shouldn't use the interwebs - #1

The email i just got from an old dear complaining that she doesn't want to receive her magazine by email anymore as it wastes too much of her printer ink in printing it off

Its a good point. She might wanna snuggle up with her cat and blanket to read, like I do.

Then she should have it mailed to her...like normal people.

Maybe thats why she was emailing you? To ask for that.

[Footy Chick]

Why old people shouldn't use the interwebs - #1

The email i just got from an old dear complaining that she doesn't want to receive her magazine by email anymore as it wastes too much of her printer ink in printing it off

Its a good point. She might wanna snuggle up with her cat and blanket to read, like I do.

Then she should have it mailed to her...like normal people.

How the hell then did she end up on the email list? Still get mine in the snail mail and makes good dinner table reading.

you only end up on a mailing list if you request e-comms as you're preferred method. you literally need to subscribe to it.

When I read it though, she reminded me of the Kingswood Country episode when Thelma went to Melbourne and packed the wireless so she could listen to Sydney radio stations

[Lightning McQueen]

The term "fun pillows".

[HH3]

The term "fun pillows".

Sums them up pretty well

[am Bays]

A comment on facebook re the knob-head Port supporter and the AFL coach who had his space invaded:

"Bring back the plastic, it never behaved poorly"

[carey]

Monday mornings at work after the Crows lose and Port win.

Gold

[tipper]

Just read on Facebook on some stupid page that fossils were created in labs by the government and that the earth is only 6 thousand years old. What a brainwashed dick. Even the average Christian would surely know that dinosaurs existed and deep down that we came from evolution.

sadly, i know several christians that believe exactly that. and to think i married into their family

[Booney]

My Mrs.

She's a real hoot, she starts every conversation with "Are you even listening to me?". Oh how we laugh.

[Q.]

My Mrs.

She's a real hoot, she starts every conversation with "Are you even listening to me?". Oh how we laugh.

True story, my buddy talks in his sleep and the only thing he says is "I'm listening Bel, I'm listening"