Things that give you the sh1ts

[Footy Chick]

The idiots who are complaining about the girl on the podium at the Chinese Grand Prix getting sprayed with champagne by Lewis Hamilton

Personally, I think Champagne should be slightly chilled and sipped from a suitable glass, and that anyone who shakes the bottle and sprays it is crass, and should be shot after they've paid everyone's dry cleaning bills - and for the wasted Champagne...

^^^ Champagne Psyber

[Booney]

The idiots who are complaining about the girl on the podium at the Chinese Grand Prix getting sprayed with champagne by Lewis Hamilton

Personally, I think Champagne should be slightly chilled and sipped from a suitable glass, and that anyone who shakes the bottle and sprays it is crass, and should be shot after they've paid everyone's dry cleaning bills - and for the wasted Champagne...

I Sir take a slightly different view. I consider shaking and spraying champagne around to be a much more tantalizing proposition than drinking it! Yes, I have tried what was described as "Excellent French champagne", upwards of $200 a bottle. If you have told me it was from a French poodle I would not have been surprised one bit.

[Footy Chick]

Wouldn't expect your 5015 taste buds to appreciate it

[Booney]

5014!

[Footy Chick]

Represent!

[Psyber]

The idiots who are complaining about the girl on the podium at the Chinese Grand Prix getting sprayed with champagne by Lewis Hamilton

Personally, I think Champagne should be slightly chilled and sipped from a suitable glass, and that anyone who shakes the bottle and sprays it is crass, and should be shot after they've paid everyone's dry cleaning bills - and for the wasted Champagne...

I Sir take a slightly different view. I consider shaking and spraying champagne around to be a much more tantalizing proposition than drinking it! Yes, I have tried what was described as "Excellent French champagne", upwards of $200 a bottle. If you have told me it was from a French poodle I would not have been surprised one bit.

I tend to drink Dominique Portet which is a Victorian made product at about $29.90 a bottle.
I like almost as much Taltarni Brut Rose once made by the same winemaker - about $24.90.

Of the French ones I favour Billecart-Salmon at about $84.
Moet Chandon and Dom Perignon are nice, but not good value for money.

The very advertised Veuve Clicquot probably does come from a poodle...

[Footy Chick]

Racking up 20000 posts and not even realising.

[Footy Chick]

NAB.

Settlement on my old place has gone from Monday to today, now to tomorrow because they keep losing paperwork.

I might get some money by the time i'm 50.

[Lightning McQueen]

NAB.

Settlement on my old place has gone from Monday to today, now to tomorrow because they keep losing paperwork.

I might get some money by the time i'm 50.

We had the same thing, keep your chin up, you've waited this long already.

[Booney]

The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

[Ron Burgundy]

The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

Should have sprayed her with your finest champagne.

[Booney]

The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

Should have sprayed her with your finest champagne.

[mighty_tiger_79]

But how does this give you the shits?

[heater31]

But how does this give you the shits?

He was seduced by a good looking female to buy shit he does not need....

[Lightning McQueen]

But how does this give you the shits?

He digested it instead of wearing it.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Hopefully when the bill comes in, its not too excessive and the boss just pays up

[The Ash Man]

The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

What type of business were they in?

[Coach Bombay]

Spiced Gouda - every **** time

[Brodlach]

NAB.

Settlement on my old place has gone from Monday to today, now to tomorrow because they keep losing paperwork.

I might get some money by the time i'm 50.

Funny, I thought you were already 50

[Footy Chick]

Gee, thanks. Let me just go hang myself after that glowing compliment

Let's now make that Thursday btw.