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helicopterking wrote:The total mis management of the Darling River and Menindee lakes system. Shattering to see the state it is in now. Yet no one is held accountable.

It was shithouse 20 years ago....
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helicopterking wrote:The total mis management of the Darling River and Menindee lakes system. Shattering to see the state it is in now. Yet no one is held accountable.

It was shithouse 20 years ago....


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people who take longer than 30 seconds at the ATM
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Coach Bombay wrote:people who take longer than 30 seconds at the ATM


But some ATM are notoriously slow, to the point you get scared that the money won't be coming out, and your going to have to check your account to make sure it hasn't. Then be scared it came out after you walk off and someone else gets it.
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The ATM in the old Crows auditorium at footy park was the slowest ATM IN.THE.WORLD

On topic, people who call ATM's ATM Machines.

THat would then make it a ATMM! :?

Which is why I just say hole in the wall :lol:
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Footy Chick wrote:The ATM in the old Crows auditorium at footy park was the slowest ATM IN.THE.WORLD

On topic, people who call ATM's ATM Machines.

THat would then make it a ATMM! :?

Which is why I just say hole in the wall :lol:


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Finding a science experiment in the back of our work fridge.

It was a solid, I believe, it is now primarily liquid and without risking opening it, I'm assuming some of it is now gas.

That cheap imitation Tupperware is barely holding together its own structural integrity.

Ick.
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I won't put anything in our work fridge if I can help it.

It's a biological hazard of which @Valleys07 will attest to.
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Footy Chick wrote:The ATM in the old Crows auditorium at footy park was the slowest ATM IN.THE.WORLD

On topic, people who call ATM's ATM Machines.

THat would then make it a ATMM! :?

Which is why I just say hole in the wall :lol:


That was indeed a stinker of an ATMM
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Yeah by the time you got your money, you weren't even thirsty anymore.
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Booney wrote:
beef wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Leaving for work 10 minutes later than normal this morning, thinking that it was school holidays and there'd be no traffic on the roads.

shouldve just started school holidays this week anyway. My kids had a pupil free day tuesday leave early friday (being last day) so do a big 2 1/2 days this week before two days off. Pupil free days give me the sh1ts.


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Footy Chick wrote:Yeah by the time you got your money, you weren't even thirsty anymore.


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Finding myself day-dreaming Homer style today and not getting any work done :?

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Footy Chick wrote:Finding myself day-dreaming Homer style today and not getting any work done :?

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typical raa workers...
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Are you dreaming this.....

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people over sharing on public transport... I have zero interest in hearing about you trying for the bay and how long you have been off the pill... Conversation wasn't with me but from several rows away...
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woodublieve12 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Finding myself day-dreaming Homer style today and not getting any work done :?

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typical raa workers...
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woodublieve12 wrote:people over sharing on public transport... I have zero interest in hearing about you trying for the bay and how long you have been off the pill... Conversation wasn't with me but from several rows away...


Noise cancelling headphones, my man. They're even great without an MP3 player.

I rarely get bothered or harrassed by people on public transport (or in shopping centres) when I put them on.
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Failed Creation wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:people over sharing on public transport... I have zero interest in hearing about you trying for the bay and how long you have been off the pill... Conversation wasn't with me but from several rows away...


Noise cancelling headphones, my man. They're even great without an MP3 player.

I rarely get bothered or harrassed by people on public transport (or in shopping centres) when I put them on.


I had some really good headphones in on the way home from the city after work one night.

Didn't hear the f**kwits running up behind me before they king hit me.

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