Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:20 am

The Dark Knight wrote:Hahahaha, that is a manbun. My brother has long hair which he's had for ages and actually looks more respectable with his hair in a man bun. On the other hand I saw a guy at work with a man bun and it looked god awful lol.


It looks like a modern-day equivalent of a mullet.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:24 am

The man bun, another example of the overt feminisation of modern men.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:07 am

This ^
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby shoe boy » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:08 am

Israel PM Netanyahu preaching to Congress about Iran. This bloke should be up for war crimes against humanity and stands before Congress to demand no reconciliation with Arabs is no surprise to anyone.

Pleases me to note 20 members of congress protested against his visit and stand.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:03 pm

Q. wrote:The man bun, another example of the overt feminisation of modern men.


Here's one way to deal with said "trend".....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:13 pm

Hefty wrote:
Q. wrote:The man bun, another example of the overt feminisation of modern men.


Here's one way to deal with said "trend".....



Great video, but it's hard to take a Saffer with a stupid moustache seriously.

He looks like he ought to hang out with those hipsters from Bondi.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:06 pm

Booney wrote:Your local friendly bar staff will be most helpful in any situation.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:08 pm

Hefty wrote:
Q. wrote:The man bun, another example of the overt feminisation of modern men.


Here's one way to deal with said "trend".....



Bit hypocritical for a hipster to be complaining about being a sheep and following a trend
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:09 pm

The Ash Man wrote:Origin Energy.
Over 2 years ago I was receiving bills for a property in Vic. As they had merged my name with another bloke.
Went to the ombudsman and was all sorted and a credit was sent my way.
12 months later I called to say I hadn't seen a bill and was informed they were using up my credit.
2 weeks ago I got a letter saying no one is registered at my address.
I have now received a bill for $4K as a back dated bill to the day I connected.

I have also found out that they can only back bill when it's their fault 9 months.
Ombudsman here I come.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:09 am

My cats.

I have probably posted about them in this thread before but gahhhhhh.

Currently what annoys me that most is the fact that all the other neighbourhood cats invade the backyard looking for food, and instead of asserting their territorial rights, our cats wimp out and end up letting the intruders run roughshod over them, so it's not unusual to have six or seven cats in the backyard at any given time.

I am looking out of my office window and sure enough, there's a sea of furry cocked ears out there anticipating food. F*** off, freeloaders. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:04 pm

Feed your cats inside. That solves that problem.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:06 pm

Slug gun? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:20 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:My cats.

I have probably posted about them in this thread before but gahhhhhh.

Currently what annoys me that most is the fact that all the other neighbourhood cats invade the backyard looking for food, and instead of asserting their territorial rights, our cats wimp out and end up letting the intruders run roughshod over them, so it's not unusual to have six or seven cats in the backyard at any given time.

I am looking out of my office window and sure enough, there's a sea of furry cocked ears out there anticipating food. F*** off, freeloaders. :evil:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby nuggety goodness » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:52 am

I think we need to start a new thread entitled...

*First World Problems*

This time of the year annoys me...
AFL about to kick off with EPL entering the closing stages. I find enough time to follow one sport but trying to balance my love for both amongst the hectic life that i lead.

Considering Stoke are flying high and my bullies will most probably not i think i know where my attention will be!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Tue Mar 10, 2015 4:24 pm

The idiot in the crowd yelling out the players nicknames at AFL games as if his known them for years and mates with them all.

So annoying.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue Mar 10, 2015 4:58 pm

carey wrote:The idiot in the crowd yelling out the players nicknames at AFL games as if his known them for years and mates with them all.

So annoying.....


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Stumps » Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:20 am

am Bays wrote:
carey wrote:The idiot in the crowd yelling out the players nicknames at AFL games as if his known them for years and mates with them all.

So annoying.....


Yessss, Duck....



fair call, happens on this forum a fair bit too
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:05 am

carey wrote:The idiot in the crowd yelling out the players nicknames at AFL games as if his known them for years and mates with them all.

So annoying.....

Well maybe I like calling it out when "Narni spoils it to Spitter who inturn passes to Goldy who then handballs to the running Ziebs who finds Dish on the lead who then gives it to Boomer who runs in to the open goal" (that'll make Scotty in the coaches box happy) ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:59 am

Spargo wrote:
carey wrote:The idiot in the crowd yelling out the players nicknames at AFL games as if his known them for years and mates with them all.

So annoying.....

Well maybe I like calling it out when "Narni spoils it to Spitter who inturn passes to Goldy who then handballs to the running Ziebs who finds Dish on the lead who then gives it to Boomer who runs in to the open goal" (that'll make Scotty in the coaches box happy) ;)



As long as that happens at least 15-16 times in round 1 I'll be happy...... ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:10 am

Footy Chick wrote:Feed your cats inside. That solves that problem.


I stopped feeding them inside after our orange boy started making off with bits of food and hoarding them under my eldest son's bed. When we shut the bedroom door he promptly stalked into the lounge room and pissed all over the floor. He would also piss on the floor if he didn't like the food given him. When I was growing up I had another orange cat who behaved similarly - if he didn't like the food, he would piss on the clean laundry, but only ever Mum's clothes. No one else's. Because Mum was the one who fed him. He was as thick as two planks but he certainly never missed his mark with the laundry.

Anyway, right now I'm trialling a week of feeding them in the laundry to see how that goes. [-o<
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