Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

Who uses electricity nowadays anyway?

[HH3]

who uses alarm clocks still anyway?

the only one a sparking power line should stop your alarm is if you get electrocuted by one of the falling powerlines and it destroys your phone.

What if your phones on charge, power goes out, phone stops charging and dies before the alarm goes off?

What now, f**k head?

[Footy Chick]

Perhaps I'm not making myself very clear.

If whoever's responsible for the maintenance of that tree had done their job in the first instance, this wouldn't have happened.

The wind was gone, there was no danger. What would the odds be of burning the neighbourhood down if it were left for an extra 3 hours

Ive been awake since 3am FFFS, everything is going to give me the shits today.

Including people who are shitty at me for being shitty.

[MW]

FFFS...haven't seen that before lol

[the milky bar kid]

who uses alarm clocks still anyway?

the only one a sparking power line should stop your alarm is if you get electrocuted by one of the falling powerlines and it destroys your phone.

What if your phones on charge, power goes out, phone stops charging and dies before the alarm goes off?

What now, f**k head?

Sadly said person is well on the way to drug addiction & a sad pneumonia death

[OnSong]

who uses alarm clocks still anyway?

the only one a sparking power line should stop your alarm is if you get electrocuted by one of the falling powerlines and it destroys your phone.

What if your phones on charge, power goes out, phone stops charging and dies before the alarm goes off?

What now, f**k head?

“Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries… They Die. ‘Why aren’t you listening to your walkman?’ ‘I can’t. My Batteries died in my lap this morning… They were so young. The twins are gone.’
If you’re a battery, you’re either working or you’re dead… It’s a shit life.”

[OnSong]

Perhaps I'm not making myself very clear.

If whoever's responsible for the maintenance of that tree had done their job in the first instance, this wouldn't have happened.

The wind was gone, there was no danger. What would the odds be of burning the neighbourhood down if it were left for an extra 3 hours

Ive been awake since 3am FFFS, everything is going to give me the shits today.

Including people who are shitty at me for being shitty.

I still don't get it. Can you clarify things further? Maybe draw up a sign to illustrate your point.

[am Bays]

Perhaps I'm not making myself very clear.

If whoever's responsible for the maintenance of that tree had done their job in the first instance, this wouldn't have happened.

The wind was gone, there was no danger. What would the odds be of burning the neighbourhood down if it were left for an extra 3 hours

Ive been awake since 3am FFFS, everything is going to give me the shits today.

Including people who are shitty at me for being shitty.

KA-BOOM

[HH3]

who uses alarm clocks still anyway?

the only one a sparking power line should stop your alarm is if you get electrocuted by one of the falling powerlines and it destroys your phone.

What if your phones on charge, power goes out, phone stops charging and dies before the alarm goes off?

What now, f**k head?

Sadly said person is well on the way to drug addiction & a sad pneumonia death

RIP

[Johno6]

RIP Everybody in FC's street

[Footy Chick]

FFFS...haven't seen that before lol

Use this as a warning as to how shitty i am...was (until Onsong and AM Bays postred )

For you onsong:



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[Booney]

[mighty_tiger_79]

The strangest things take off in this thread

last week it was eggs and now its chainsaws

[bennymacca]

[Footy Chick]

brawling was so much classier back in the day...

[stan]

Benny, I havr no beef with you but for some reason I now want to punch you.

[bennymacca]

Benny, I havr no beef with you but for some reason I now want to punch you.

Thank you?

[Footy Chick]

[dedja]

What's Nick Riewoldt got to do with any of this?

[The Ash Man]

Pre-employment "aptitude" tests.
Just call them a psych analysis and be done with it