by Spargo » Sat Sep 13, 2014 8:26 pm
WARNING WARNING WARNING
Shit dog roll alert
Cnr of Bath St & Partridge St - Glenelg South (formerly Cherry Blossom sushi)
Ordered 2 combination rolls with the lot
The meat consisted of roast pork, BBQ pork (there was no difference), satay chicken & BBQ chicken (dry as a nun's .......) and flavourless. There was no crackling but plenty of shitty fat.
It was placed into a plastic Chinese takeaway style container which had already been used & then weighed - yep, weighed. Then it was zapped in the microwave. This process was then repeated for the second roll, I mean, why wouldn't you do both at once to save time???
The salad was carrot, coriander, lettuce (wtf?) & cucumber. This was placed onto the roll first - wrong. The meat should go on first.
There was no butter or pate on the roll - nothing.
So after watching the incorrect construction of mine & the wife's lunch, it came as no surprise that there was one more "ripper" install for me.
A meek splash of soy with a token shake of pepper & salt was then capped off with - wait for it..... mayonnaise!
Yep, this clueless woman squeezed it liberally over the top like you would mustard on a hot dog. Only mustard does actually belongs on a hot dog, I've never, EVER encountered mayo on Vietnamese combo roll. I was too gobsmacked at what I had just witnessed to say anything. A small part of me actually was urging me to rush home to see what it tasted like.
Maybe Lenny could tell you - but she's my Kelpie.
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