We welcome your suggestions to replace Never Tear Us Apart as the Port song. 40,000 Port fans singing that is like someone trying to claim a retired number at a footy club. It just shouldn't be allowed to happen.
Anyway, here's my picks (keeping things light-hearted

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Ship of fools - World Party
I'm with stupid - Pet Shop Boys
Fool in the rain - Led Zepplin (for wet games)
Or why can't they just use Bound for Glory or Show No Mercy.... Just because it's already been done

Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better..