by wristwatcher » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:27 pm
Pokies!!!
Now they are shit at the best of times but the new Pokies are made for absolute muppets.
I stopped in for a sneaky froth after work and had $50 I clearly did not want. The new Pokies are all big colourful pictures. I had the same stupid picture of some dumbass samurai woman in every box covering the page. I though "**** me, it's payout time" yep $6.30. I laughed and giggled and checked out the rules and values and saw 5 aces equals 12cents. 12 scatters gets you free games. 7 free games where all prizes are equal.
Why the hell would anyone in there right mind play that crap. I felt much better losing the second half of my $50 on Showgun and some other old machine.
Pokies full stop give me the shits and it's not the fact I threw money away, the new Pokies are just ludicrous. I will stick to with Sports betting if I am going to attempt to throw cash donations away.
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