Things that give you the sh1ts

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Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
whufc wrote:How many games in the AFL are over as a contest before quarter time and at longest half time


Im hoping tomorrow nights game at AO's over by half time (the Roos way) so I can be a dick to Crows supporters.

Gonna give the old "Our Scott Thompsons better than your Scott Thompson" a good work out...

Yes brother :lol:


Our scott Thompson is better than yours.
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Coach Bombay wrote:
Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
whufc wrote:How many games in the AFL are over as a contest before quarter time and at longest half time


Im hoping tomorrow nights game at AO's over by half time (the Roos way) so I can be a dick to Crows supporters.

Gonna give the old "Our Scott Thompsons better than your Scott Thompson" a good work out...

Yes brother :lol:


Our scott Thompson is better than yours.


Hopefully he was still a dick to Crows supporters.
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People who sport Holden or ford merchandise.
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This Bloke
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helicopterking wrote:This Bloke



Is that Josh Thomas or something like that. Used to be on a quiz show for 90 seconds before I changed the channel.

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wristwatcher wrote:
helicopterking wrote:This Bloke



Is that Josh Thomas or something like that. Used to be on a quiz show for 90 seconds before I changed the channel.

Famous for being an unfunny Victorian comedian and award winning pillow biter.


That's the guy. Not sure if he actually has an accent, or if he is just putting it on. He's on a new Optus Ad, I can't help but change the channel.
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Pedestrians who have no spatial awareness

People who walk slow down the middle of the footpath.

People who take longer than 45 seconds to use an ATM, no excuse to take longer than 35 but I'll give an extra 10 for those who spud up and press the wrong pin

People who put butter on a sandwich

People who make a slurp noise when they drink a hot beverage

Obese people who expect you to offer your seat on a train. It's your fault your obese, it's not a disease - just ask Ricky Gervais!
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http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensl ... zsa3r.html

Someone killed a cat, cut its head off and wrote on the victims garage door "whers my money tik tok" (that was the spelling) , and set fire to their car.

Anyone who kills a defenceless animal on purpose should be trialled for murder when they are found !
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Coach Bombay wrote:Pedestrians who have no spatial awareness

People who walk slow down the middle of the footpath.

People who take longer than 45 seconds to use an ATM, no excuse to take longer than 35 but I'll give an extra 10 for those who spud up and press the wrong pin

People who put butter on a sandwich

People who make a slurp noise when they drink a hot beverage

Obese people who expect you to offer your seat on a train. It's your fault your obese, it's not a disease - just ask Ricky Gervais!


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It just dawned on me while doing my job.
Walking behind fat people in a supermarket shopping isle when they struggle to put one foot in front of another.
Then getting boxed in and not being able to get the split along the rails.
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beeroclock wrote:It just dawned on me while doing my job.
Walking behind fat people in a supermarket shopping isle when they struggle to put one foot in front of another.
Then getting boxed in and not being able to get the split along the rails.


Mystery shopper? ??
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beeroclock wrote:It just dawned on me while doing my job.
Walking behind fat people in a supermarket shopping isle when they struggle to put one foot in front of another.
Then getting boxed in and not being able to get the split along the rails.


The cold aisle sprint lane?
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Booney wrote:
beeroclock wrote:It just dawned on me while doing my job.
Walking behind fat people in a supermarket shopping isle when they struggle to put one foot in front of another.
Then getting boxed in and not being able to get the split along the rails.


The cold aisle sprint lane?


Have to look out for the high beams or a poke in the eye in the cold aisle.
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the appeal for the Warradale shooting a few years back on new years eve
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Booney wrote:
beeroclock wrote:It just dawned on me while doing my job.
Walking behind fat people in a supermarket shopping isle when they struggle to put one foot in front of another.
Then getting boxed in and not being able to get the split along the rails.


The cold aisle sprint lane?

It wasn't the cold isle but that makes sense. ( Fat people shopping for ice cream ).
I find the best perve is the deodorant or shampoo isle.
You know those chicks are looking after themselves.
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beeroclock wrote:
Booney wrote:
beeroclock wrote:It just dawned on me while doing my job.
Walking behind fat people in a supermarket shopping isle when they struggle to put one foot in front of another.
Then getting boxed in and not being able to get the split along the rails.


The cold aisle sprint lane?

It wasn't the cold isle but that makes sense. ( Fat people shopping for ice cream ).
I find the best perve is the deodorant or shampoo isle.
You know those chicks are looking after themselves
.


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Game of thrones

..... And the freaks that follow it like Scientology !!'

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southee wrote:Game of thrones

..... And the freaks that follow it like Scientology !!'

:evil:


I've never felt compelled to sit through an episode, I must admit. 'Old-timey' shows aren't my thing.

Still, there's plenty worse shit that people could be into...
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
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Im guessing im one of the minority that has never seen an episode

but I did hear it was the most downloaded episode the other day

Perhaps ill download an episode to see what the fuss is about
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