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beeroclock wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:Went to the dentist yesterday feeling fine. Spent $692 and walked out with nerve damage when the anaesthetic wore off and finished up walking out of the dentist at 7.35pm after arriving for my first root canal at 8.30am. $900 lighter in the pocket and having experienced the most painful day of my life. :evil: This goes beyond "things that give you the shits" I am now a certified "ANTI DENTITE!!!"

I've got plates in my lower jaw from a break which have killed the roots in what we thought 3 teeth.
My dentist sent me to a root canal and diagnostic specialist in the city to find out the exact problems.
It was only two teeth that need root canals so the specialist gave me the treatment plan and costs.
My dentist is a Bupa plus member where as the SPECIALIST is just that but with deeper pockets. I acknowledge their profession though and what they had done to get there.
Same treatment different dentist is a whopping $2500 after benefits payed back.
Specialist $3000.
My dentist $ 538.00.
Find yourself a Bupa plus dentist member people.

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Self-assembly flat pack furniture.

"Assembly time two hours", said the instructions.

Two hours my hairy white arsehole.

Started around 11 AM. Took a half hour break for lunch, and the same for dinner, and a tea break at some point. Ended up giving the final twist of the allen key at 9 PM.

I'm tired, my limbs are sore, I have a headache, and if anyone ever presents me with an allen key again I'm going to shove it up their clacker.
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ikea?
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Le Cornu. Which means we paid about three times as much for the same level of frustration.
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Pseudo wrote:Self-assembly flat pack furniture.

"Assembly time two hours", said the instructions.

Two hours my hairy white arsehole.

Started around 11 AM. Took a half hour break for lunch, and the same for dinner, and a tea break at some point. Ended up giving the final twist of the allen key at 9 PM.

I'm tired, my limbs are sore, I have a headache, and if anyone ever presents me with an allen key again I'm going to shove it up their clacker.


lol what were you building?
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small coffee table ...
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dedja wrote:small coffee table ...


I was gonna say photo frame...
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Sis in laws partner has a chest virus/cold/cough and is contagious... My wife is 32 weeks pregnant and my daughter is under the age of 2.

NOW WHY THE **** WOULD COME ANYWERE NEAR MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER WHEN YOU DON'T NEED TOO YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!! CHUCK IN MY SIS IN LAW INTO MY GRIPE, SHE SHOULD ALSO KNOW BETTER!!!!

Now my wife is starting to feel crook!!! Thankfully my daughter hasn't felt crook yet...

I bloody hate sis in laws partner, she is a dead set piece of sh*t
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woodublieve12 wrote:Sis in laws partner has a chest virus/cold/cough and is contagious... My wife is 32 weeks pregnant and my daughter is under the age of 2.

NOW WHY THE **** WOULD COME ANYWERE NEAR MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER WHEN YOU DON'T NEED TOO YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!! CHUCK IN MY SIS IN LAW INTO MY GRIPE, SHE SHOULD ALSO KNOW BETTER!!!!

Now my wife is starting to feel crook!!! Thankfully my daughter hasn't felt crook yet...

I bloody hate sis in laws partner, she is a dead set piece of sh*t


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woodublieve12 wrote:Sis in laws partner has a chest virus/cold/cough and is contagious... My wife is 32 weeks pregnant and my daughter is under the age of 2.

NOW WHY THE **** WOULD COME ANYWERE NEAR MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER WHEN YOU DON'T NEED TOO YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!! CHUCK IN MY SIS IN LAW INTO MY GRIPE, SHE SHOULD ALSO KNOW BETTER!!!!

Now my wife is starting to feel crook!!! Thankfully my daughter hasn't felt crook yet...

I bloody hate sis in laws partner, she is a dead set piece of sh*t

:lol: Sorry, the content of the post isn't funny, and i'm sorry the wife is sick, but the passion in these sentences brought a smile to my face :)

In all seriousness though, very thoughtless, i have a few mates whose partners a pregnant at the moment or have little kids, and I wont go around them if im sick nor would I expect them to come bring their virus' to my daughter
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The amount of work coming back to after a long weekend, then realising i've got one less day to get on top before i get swamped with more work Friday :(

Will no doubt be spending the next few weeks catching up.. now if only i can stay off SAFOOTY for a while..
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Phantom Gossiper wrote:Will no doubt be spending the next few weeks catching up.. now if only i can stay off SAFOOTY for a while..


@Footy Chick & I can arrange this if you like ;)
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Clients who blatantly lie to my work colleagues about things that I discuss with them face to face.....

And work colleagues that have no clue and lie to clients about things I
tell them face to face ;)


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Phantom Gossiper wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Sis in laws partner has a chest virus/cold/cough and is contagious... My wife is 32 weeks pregnant and my daughter is under the age of 2.

NOW WHY THE **** WOULD COME ANYWERE NEAR MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER WHEN YOU DON'T NEED TOO YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!! CHUCK IN MY SIS IN LAW INTO MY GRIPE, SHE SHOULD ALSO KNOW BETTER!!!!

Now my wife is starting to feel crook!!! Thankfully my daughter hasn't felt crook yet...

I bloody hate sis in laws partner, she is a dead set piece of sh*t

:lol: Sorry, the content of the post isn't funny, and i'm sorry the wife is sick, but the passion in these sentences brought a smile to my face :)

In all seriousness though, very thoughtless, i have a few mates whose partners a pregnant at the moment or have little kids, and I wont go around them if im sick nor would I expect them to come bring their virus' to my daughter

From the moment i met this chick i have had a really bad feeling about her...

Very immature, attention seeker... Talks about sh*t....

Here's something else gave me the sh*ts,
i qoute some thing she said about my daughter.. "She's so cute i wanna punch her"..... Are you bloody serious??? Who says that...

On a funny note she has the ability to talk alot of crap and make stuff up which is pretty amusing.. More to the point i enjoy laughing at her not with her...
This is another true story... My birthday is september 11th... My wife talking about my birthday and what to get me (i obviously wasn't there) after a brief pause, spaz chimes in with (we already knew her for a year or two prior to this) "My nan and pop was supposed to be on that plane which flew into the towers"... YOU KIDDING ME OUT OF NO WHERE YOU BRING OUT THIS MASSIVE STATEMENT.... She was at my birthday the year before and never mentioned it... Spaz
There is sooooo many more, she the type of person where you could say you have a pussy cat, then she'll chime in with i have a tiger... spaz
she has also put on heaps of weight and always wears inappropriate attire... fat spaz...
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woodubelieve - you need to start a new thread that has a daily quote from her, sounds like there are some crackers you could share for us!
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What about a "Quote of the day" type thread, where we can all put dumb shit people say in one convenient place.
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HH3 wrote:What about a "Quote of the day" type thread, where we can all put dumb shit people say in one convenient place.


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Another one...

"i have cradle cap"... Mother in law replies, "you can't, only babies get that and you are an adult. You have dandruff"... Spaz responds "nah i definitely have cradle cap"... Mother in law just rolls her eyes.

Mother in law has been a peadiatric nurse for roughly 30 years....
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woodublieve12 wrote:Another one...

"i have cradle cap"... Mother in law replies, "you can't, only babies get that and you are an adult. You have dandruff"... Spaz responds "nah i definitely have cradle cap"... Mother in law just rolls her eyes.

Mother in law has been a peadiatric nurse for roughly 30 years....


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