Things that give you the sh1ts

Q. · Post by Q. » Sun May 25, 2014 11:21 am

Don't **** with my sleep.

Q. · Post by Q. » Sun May 25, 2014 11:22 am

They're back now though.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Sun May 25, 2014 1:05 pm

Q. wrote:Dpt of Planning, Transport and Infrastructure deciding the chainsaw and mulch limbs from the trees in the median strip...at 6AM this morning.

Two of the blokes copped an absolute spray from me and within five minutes they'd packed up and moved on.

Apparently the effwit next door to us had his petrol-driven blower-vac going at 7.00 AM during the week - within metres of our bedrooms. I wasn't around, but the rest of the household suffered. Am going to have a few choice words with him when I see him next ...

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Mon May 26, 2014 3:39 am

Frickin' jet lag.

Note time of post.

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Mon May 26, 2014 7:34 am

Pseudo wrote:Frickin' jet lag.

Note time of post.

Either that or you have have an "itch" that needs scratching, with the assistance of the www....

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Mon May 26, 2014 9:17 am

am Bays wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Frickin' jet lag.

Note time of post.

Either that or you have have an "itch" that needs scratching, with the assistance of the http://www....

Perhaps ... (husky voice) what are you wearing ...

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon May 26, 2014 9:55 am

Oh no....
Its tony Abbotts phone sex worker

smac · Post by **smac** » Mon May 26, 2014 12:20 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Q. wrote:Dpt of Planning, Transport and Infrastructure deciding the chainsaw and mulch limbs from the trees in the median strip...at 6AM this morning.

Two of the blokes copped an absolute spray from me and within five minutes they'd packed up and moved on.

Apparently the effwit next door to us had his petrol-driven blower-vac going at 7.00 AM during the week - within metres of our bedrooms. I wasn't around, but the rest of the household suffered. Am going to have a few choice words with him when I see him next ...

Pseudo wrote:Frickin' jet lag.

Note time of post.

Did you get up and mow the lawns?

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Mon May 26, 2014 5:05 pm

gadj1976 wrote:
bays09 wrote:Kendall Brettig

wtf is wrong with her voice. Needs to get the **** off the radio

Might be struggling through the lurgi like the rest of South Australia.

Haven't listened to 5aa in a while but she sounds weird when she starts a sentence now before falling into her normal voice. Sounds like she is trying to put on an old persons voice or something

Post by **heater31** » Tue May 27, 2014 8:41 am

F**ksticks that don't check things properly then you go to a client with one side of an argument now I have to do a backflip of Steven Trigg proportions..... :evil:

Post by **Footy Chick** » Tue May 27, 2014 8:54 am

Why doesn't that surprise me :roll:

Bully · Post by **Bully** » Tue May 27, 2014 9:14 am

Spargo wrote:Chicks that wear all revealing, low cut tops with their fun bags falling out all over the place - that shoot you a dirty look when they catch you having a perv. Cover'em up if ya don't want me looking!

On the flip side, there are two or three young secretaries I see almost daily who are obviously more than happy to flaunt their assets and have no issue with men AND women copping an eyeful. To these ladies, I thank & applaud you.

my office on the gold coast seems to have numerous of these

Being the gold coast they all look fake thou but they don't mind showing them off with tight fitting tops and low cut, very short skirts etc.

My boss certainly has his priorities in the right place when hiring but I am not complaining

carey · Post by **carey** » Tue May 27, 2014 9:21 am

carey wrote:F**kwits on the road that as soon as it rains think the speed limit drops to 30km an hour! Here's some advice if you don't like driving in the rain stay of the F**king road you F**king brain dead F**king idiots!

BUMP

This again!

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Tue May 27, 2014 9:27 am

carey wrote:
carey wrote:F**kwits on the road that as soon as it rains think the speed limit drops to 30km an hour! Here's some advice if you don't like driving in the rain stay of the F**king road you F**king brain dead F**king idiots!

BUMP

This again!

Same goes for f**kheads tailgating and swerving through traffic when its raining. I have been known to say I hope they flip their car into a ditch so I can pull them out and tell them they got what they deserved.

Bully · Post by **Bully** » Tue May 27, 2014 10:05 am

Yep ^^

I had one woman in front of me once doing this ( driving really slowly in the rain ) I passed her and got in front after waiting pateintly behind. We got to a set of traffic lights and she got out and knocked on my window and told me I was driving to fast in the rain. I was doing about 55 in a 60 zone

(and she was going to report me to police.

Little did she realise I had a dash cam recording everything. after her rant, I pointed to the camera and said "go on, its all on camera and I will meet you at the cop shop". Once she saw the camera she walked off in a huff

tipper · Post by **tipper** » Tue May 27, 2014 10:19 am

Bully wrote:Yep ^^

I had one woman in front of me once doing this ( driving really slowly in the rain ) I passed her and got in front after waiting pateintly behind. We got to a set of traffic lights and she got out and knocked on my window and told me I was driving to fast in the rain. I was doing about 55 in a 60 zone (and she was going to report me to police.

Little did she realise I had a dash cam recording everything. after her rant, I pointed to the camera and said "go on, its all on camera and I will meet you at the cop shop". Once she saw the camera she walked off in a huff

why is it some people seem to appoint themselves to the position of "grand holy i do everything right" and feel it is their duty to tell strangers off??

the other day (not in the rain) i had a bloke that was walking his pushie in the bike lane on the wrong side of the road (i think he was walking the kids to school, there were some on the footpath, but then, he should have been there too...) waving at me and shouting for me to slow down..... i was doing the speed limit ffs you pelican. clear day, dry road, daylight, absolutely nothing wrong with it at all!

Post by **Footy Chick** » Tue May 27, 2014 10:45 am

Apologies in advance to Heater, whom this has nothing to do with.

Phone call just received from Customer service officer (and I use that term very loosely) from my builder. (that's right, I STILL don't have a house

)

Her: Our supervisor says he can't locate a cat door, can we just credit you back the X amount of $$?

Me: You serious? You've had 18 months and you're telling me 2 days before my first inspection? If he can't find a door, how the hell am I supposed to?

Her: Well he said he couldn't find anything similar and he didn't know what you wanted.

me: Well he didn't bother ringing me to ask, did he?

FFS, the only thing keeping me hanging on at this point is the fact that it's almost over.

Post by **heater31** » Tue May 27, 2014 10:49 am

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue May 27, 2014 10:54 am

FC - your building journey certainly has been a living nightmare!

Post by **heater31** » Tue May 27, 2014 11:03 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:FC - your building journey certainly has been a living nightmare!

Feck me even I've got grey hairs! I'm very serious :shock:

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