Things that give you the sh1ts

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I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!
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Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


Mate, she just took you to Perth for a double....you are going on a long spell ;)
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Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


If she ever does, just give me a hoy...ill take one for ya buddy...

(dont even care what you've been looking at)
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Ive been look at girl on guy stuff, missionary position.

its pretty messed up man
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heater31 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


Mate, she just took you to Perth for a double....you are going on a long spell ;)


explains why all the un used condoms were chucked in the bin

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HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


If she ever does, just give me a hoy...ill take one for ya buddy...

(dont even care what you've been looking at)


You will when that donkey rolls up
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scoob wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


If she ever does, just give me a hoy...ill take one for ya buddy...

(dont even care what you've been looking at)


You will when that donkey rolls up



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Seems like neither of you have stumbled upon that side of the internet
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Squids wrote:Seems like neither of you have stumbled upon that side of the internet



if you ask my work employer he will tell you I have completed the internet.

im waiting for the sequel to come out.
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Johno6 wrote:Ive been look at girl on guy stuff, missionary position.

its pretty messed up man


I have typed 3 different replies to this, and Im pretty sure I would be having a little break from SA Footy if I submitted any of them...
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Johno6 wrote:
Squids wrote:Seems like neither of you have stumbled upon that side of the internet



if you ask my work employer he will tell you I have completed the internet.

im waiting for the sequel to come out.


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HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:Ive been look at girl on guy stuff, missionary position.

its pretty messed up man


I have typed 3 different replies to this, and Im pretty sure I would be having a little break from SA Footy if I submitted any of them...


trust me its worth it

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It was pretty good, but I think you could do better.
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I still find the leg humping one quite amusing to look back on... ah the memories!
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Johno6 wrote:there's one rule in particular on the internet I prefer to abide by........

Rule 34?
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Be sure to get one of these also

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Pseudo wrote:
Johno6 wrote:there's one rule in particular on the internet I prefer to abide by........

Rule 34?



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Bus drivers inability to brake gradually. There goes my Achilles again, thanks dickhead.
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Wedgie wrote:Bus drivers inability to brake gradually. There goes my Achilles again, thanks dickhead.


WTF were you doing catching a bus?

You get done DUI or something?
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He is being a good boy catching the bus, as it is easier and cheaper for where he is living and working.
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