Things that make you laugh

[HH3]

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/mcdonald8217s-staffer-asks-darwin-woman-if-her-breasts-were-real-as-she-ordered/story-fnihslxi-1226676973466

Fake

for sure. She looks half decent thou, and her "husband" looks twice her age!!. must be a shortage of good looking guys up there. Maybe i should return to darwin again

she could've worn a better top so we could make a better judgement and study them more closely!

I think its funny how she was so humiliated by the question that even after it had been sorted out by McDonalds behind closed doors, she brought it to the attention of the newspaper and the whole territory....just an attention seeking cracky

[mighty_tiger_79]

everyone will be checking her assets out now

[Magpiespower]

Bet a Super-Sized Big Mac Meal that Jodie is a topless waitress...

[Failed Creation]

Bet a Super-Sized Big Mac Meal that Jodie is a topless waitress...

That seems like a safe bet, but I doubt she'd stop at that. She'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...

[Magpiespower]

Latest episode of Adventures on the Gawler Central where our intrepid hero was sitting behind two skanks on the City-bound train...

"We need to start our own crew," the Skinny Skank said.
"Like the boys, eh?" the Fat Skank said.
"F@%k yeah."
"Need a killer name but."
"The Sluts!"
"F@%koff!" the Fat Skank protested. "I'm no slut."
"Me, either." The Skinny Skank was very unconvincing, which led me to believe she was lying her tits off and was, in fact, a slut. "What then?"

They pondered this dilemma and then the Fat Skank came up with:

"Adelaide Bitches!"
"ABC!" the Skinny Skank said, inspired. "Adelaide Bitch Crew."
"BBC! Boy Bashing Chicks."
"BBB! Boy. Bashing. Bitches."
"F@%k, yeah, bitch!"

The founding members of BBB high-fived and got off at the next station.

[Lightning McQueen]

Latest episode of Adventures on the Gawler Central where our intrepid hero was sitting behind two skanks on the City-bound train...

"We need to start our own crew," the Skinny Skank said.
"Like the boys, eh?" the Fat Skank said.
"F@%k yeah."
"Need a killer name but."
"The Sluts!"
"F@%koff!" the Fat Skank protested. "I'm no slut."
"Me, either." The Skinny Skank was very unconvincing, which led me to believe she was lying her tits off and was, in fact, a slut. "What then?"

They pondered this dilemma and then the Fat Skank came up with:

"Adelaide Bitches!"
"ABC!" the Skinny Skank said, inspired. "Adelaide Bitch Crew."
"BBC! Boy Bashing Chicks."
"BBB! Boy. Bashing. Bitches."
"F@%k, yeah, bitch!"

The founding members of BBB high-fived and got off at the next station.

That just made me blow a snot bubble, this deserves it's own thread, I've seen some rippers on that line.

[Dogwatcher]

the firing was for several other things previous
this was the "icing" on the cake so to speak.
he thought he was the hardest worker in the factory..... this was not true
I have no idea how he kept his job this long

No thanks, I dont want a slice.

The icing's dripping.

[Footy Chick]

and I think you used salt, instead of sugar

[HH3]

Latest episode of Adventures on the Gawler Central where our intrepid hero was sitting behind two skanks on the City-bound train...

"We need to start our own crew," the Skinny Skank said.
"Like the boys, eh?" the Fat Skank said.
"F@%k yeah."
"Need a killer name but."
"The Sluts!"
"F@%koff!" the Fat Skank protested. "I'm no slut."
"Me, either." The Skinny Skank was very unconvincing, which led me to believe she was lying her tits off and was, in fact, a slut. "What then?"

They pondered this dilemma and then the Fat Skank came up with:

"Adelaide Bitches!"
"ABC!" the Skinny Skank said, inspired. "Adelaide Bitch Crew."
"BBC! Boy Bashing Chicks."
"BBB! Boy. Bashing. Bitches."
"F@%k, yeah, bitch!"

The founding members of BBB high-fived and got off at the next station.

Sometimes I miss catching the train every day...

...then I remember the trains smell like piss, so not so much...

[Magpiespower]

That just made me blow a snot bubble, this deserves it's own thread, I've seen some rippers on that line.

Love catching the Gawler Central.

Always some funny/heavy s#!t going down!

[Strawb]

Ashton Agar the first Ashton to bag something over 50 since Ashton Kutcher

[Johno6]

and I think you used salt, instead of sugar

oh snap!!

[woodublieve12]

[Johno6]

Had a late breakfast out with the missus after work

She orders her meal says no tomatoes.

Gets extra tomatoes.

[Psyber]

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/mcdonald8217s-staffer-asks-darwin-woman-if-her-breasts-were-real-as-she-ordered/story-fnihslxi-1226676973466

Fake

Dunno - it is not always easy to tell just by sight - one may have to give her the benefit of the doubt, and examine them carefully to be sure...

[dedja]

The Royal baby circus ... seriously, who gives a faark?

[Pseudo]

The Royal baby circus ... seriously, who gives a faark?

If it's born hydrocephalic, or perhaps as a harlequin baby, then I might be interested...

[dedja]

Born black would be just dandy ...

[Pseudo]

^ WINNER

[HH3]

Had a late breakfast out with the missus after work

She orders her meal says no tomatoes.

Gets extra tomatoes.

Did you openly laugh at her?

I would've.