Johno6 wrote:well hes fired now, so wont happen again.
Shot then fired.
Things that make you laugh
Re: Things that make you laugh
by Pseudo » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:20 pm
Shot then fired.
Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by helicopterking » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:11 pm
Pseudo wrote:Johno6 wrote:well hes fired now, so wont happen again.
Shot then fired.
Maybe he just needed to reduce his workload.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by dedja » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:12 pm
Pity he couldn't pull it off ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Magpiespower » Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:07 am
The last coupe of pages in this thread!
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Magpiespower » Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:09 am
Breaking NT News...
PALMO KEEPIN' IT REAL
The people of Egypt are celebrating in the streets after President Mohamed Morsi was overthrown by the army after a week of bloodshed that killed nearly 50 people.
Portugal is on the brink of political collapse after two high level officials quit, feeding fears of new economic instability as financial markets take fright.
Temperatures rose at an unprecedented rate in the 21st century's first decade, making it the hottest on record, according to figures released by the UN.
And in Palmerston, residents Jules and Luke have told the NT News:
"We live in Bellamack and have only just moved here. Yesterday evening some hoons in a white ute drove into my neighbours bin, over a nature strip, knocking our bin flying across our front lawn."
"They laughed at my children who screamed at them 'what are you doing?' and sped off."
"Then tonight I was awoken by some weird bloke running down the street behind my house making all the dogs bark."
"He had no pants on."
PALMO KEEPIN' IT REAL
The people of Egypt are celebrating in the streets after President Mohamed Morsi was overthrown by the army after a week of bloodshed that killed nearly 50 people.
Portugal is on the brink of political collapse after two high level officials quit, feeding fears of new economic instability as financial markets take fright.
Temperatures rose at an unprecedented rate in the 21st century's first decade, making it the hottest on record, according to figures released by the UN.
And in Palmerston, residents Jules and Luke have told the NT News:
"We live in Bellamack and have only just moved here. Yesterday evening some hoons in a white ute drove into my neighbours bin, over a nature strip, knocking our bin flying across our front lawn."
"They laughed at my children who screamed at them 'what are you doing?' and sped off."
"Then tonight I was awoken by some weird bloke running down the street behind my house making all the dogs bark."
"He had no pants on."
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:32 pm
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:yeah if they supply the mags, then I would go for Unfair Dismissal
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6674368867
Matty Wade is a star and deserves more respect from the forum family!
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Re: Things that make you laugh
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Re: Things that make you laugh
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Re: Things that make you laugh
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Magpiespower » Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:33 pm
John St, Salisbury.
"I'm a nice person," the Skank firmly told the Feral.
"But seriously. Say that again. And you're walking into a punch in the face."
The Feral smirked.
"Skank."
She punched him in the face.
The End.
"I'm a nice person," the Skank firmly told the Feral.
"But seriously. Say that again. And you're walking into a punch in the face."
The Feral smirked.
"Skank."
She punched him in the face.
The End.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Pseudo » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:17 am
You could have stopped after "John St. Salisbury", and lost none of the humour.
Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.
Re: Things that make you laugh
by Failed Creation » Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:46 am
This sums me up perfectly.
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Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Magpiespower » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:51 pm
Pseudo wrote:You could have stopped after "John St. Salisbury", and lost none of the humour.
"Salisbury Town Centre" is the funniest sitcom that's never been made.
Except maybe "Elizabeth City Centre Food Court"...
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Failed Creation » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:02 pm
Magpiespower wrote:Pseudo wrote:You could have stopped after "John St. Salisbury", and lost none of the humour.
"Salisbury Town Centre" is the funniest sitcom that's never been made.
Except maybe "Elizabeth City Centre Food Court"...
Don't forget the spin-off, Smithfield Train Station...
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Magpiespower » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:45 pm
Failed Creation wrote:Magpiespower wrote:Pseudo wrote:You could have stopped after "John St. Salisbury", and lost none of the humour.
"Salisbury Town Centre" is the funniest sitcom that's never been made.
Except maybe "Elizabeth City Centre Food Court"...
Don't forget the spin-off, Smithfield Train Station...
Look out Chuck Lorre... SA Footy TV is coming!
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Pseudo » Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:07 pm
FFS....
Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.
Re: Things that make you laugh
by fisho mcspaz » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:16 am
Failed Creation wrote:Magpiespower wrote:Pseudo wrote:You could have stopped after "John St. Salisbury", and lost none of the humour.
"Salisbury Town Centre" is the funniest sitcom that's never been made.
Except maybe "Elizabeth City Centre Food Court"...
Don't forget the spin-off, Smithfield Train Station...
Munno Para shopping centre is a shocker.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Failed Creation » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:57 am
fisho mcspaz wrote:Failed Creation wrote:Magpiespower wrote:Pseudo wrote:You could have stopped after "John St. Salisbury", and lost none of the humour.
"Salisbury Town Centre" is the funniest sitcom that's never been made.
Except maybe "Elizabeth City Centre Food Court"...
Don't forget the spin-off, Smithfield Train Station...
Munno Para shopping centre is a shocker.
The original concept was for a show about the Gawler Central train line in general, but the powers that be thought focusing a season on each of main stations would be a better idea.
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Magpiespower » Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:04 am
Failed Creation wrote:The original concept was for a show about the Gawler Central train line in general, but the powers that be thought focusing a season on each of main stations would be a better idea.
Reakon there's enough juice for a Law & Order/CSI/NCIS type franchise with multiple spinoffs...
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Re: Things that make you laugh
by Psyber » Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:48 am
Now there are a few places I have never been...Failed Creation wrote:Don't forget the spin-off, Smithfield Train Station...Magpiespower wrote:"Salisbury Town Centre" is the funniest sitcom that's never been made.Pseudo wrote:You could have stopped after "John St. Salisbury", and lost none of the humour.
Except maybe "Elizabeth City Centre Food Court"...
(Though I stayed for 2 weeks with some friends who lived at Davoren Pk once.)
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