Things that make you laugh

[woodublieve12]

well hes fired now, so wont happen again.

I went to put that sign on the door and they said he wont be back.

i'd like to be a fly on the wall when he explains to his wife why he got the flick...

She'd have to feel partly responsible too

[Failed Creation]

well hes fired now, so wont happen again.

I went to put that sign on the door and they said he wont be back.

Fired for pulling the pud is a bit of a dick move. At least he didn't pull it out in front of an audience...

[Lightning McQueen]

well hes fired now, so wont happen again.

I went to put that sign on the door and they said he wont be back.

Fired for pulling the pud is a bit of a dick move. At least he didn't pull it out in front of an audience...

So he got the sack?

[woodublieve12]

well hes fired now, so wont happen again.

I went to put that sign on the door and they said he wont be back.

Fired for pulling the pud is a bit of a dick move. At least he didn't pull it out in front of an audience...

i reckon it was probably a bit premature to sack him...

[Failed Creation]

well hes fired now, so wont happen again.

I went to put that sign on the door and they said he wont be back.

Fired for pulling the pud is a bit of a dick move. At least he didn't pull it out in front of an audience...

i reckon it was probably a bit premature to sack him...

On the bright side, he can go home and paint the ceiling.

[Booney]

So, lets get this straight.

Did he get fired for rubbing one out at work or the pornography?

Cause if you allow the latter you have surely got to allow the former.

[Failed Creation]

So, lets get this straight.

Did he get fired for rubbing one out at work or the pornography?

Cause if you allow the latter you have surely got to allow the former.

They don't call them 'stroke mags' for nothing...

[mighty_tiger_79]

yeah if they supply the mags, then I would go for Unfair Dismissal

[mickey]

yeah if they supply the mags, then I would go for Unfair Dismissal

I'd go for it anyway! What 1 does in a locked toilet is between him and his hand.

[mickey]

He could have been reading the articles

[Booney]

He could have been reading the articles

Reading an article while working an artery?

[Johno6]

the firing was for several other things previous

this was the "icing" on the cake so to speak.

he thought he was the hardest worker in the factory..... this was not true

I have no idea how he kept his job this long

[smac]

Sounds to me like he was the hardest worker in the factory.

[test]

That's the sort of thing that will stay with him forever, when I started my apprenticeship 12 years ago I was told a story about a guy gettin caught in the site shed jacking off over a calendar, it happened 10 years before I started and even now the story still gets told! He was in a different department to me so I never even met him but will never forget his name!

[Booney]

the firing was for several other things previous
this was the "icing" on the cake so to speak.
he thought he was the hardest worker in the factory..... this was not true
I have no idea how he kept his job this long

No thanks, I dont want a slice.

[Failed Creation]

the firing was for several other things previous
this was the "icing" on the cake so to speak.
he thought he was the hardest worker in the factory..... this was not true
I have no idea how he kept his job this long

No thanks, I dont want a slice.

[woodublieve12]

my daughter this morning. give my wife a kiss goodbye to go to work, daughter wasn't a huge fan of that (she's almost 11 months old) gives her mum a kiss and looks at me funny, for a giggle i go to give wife another kiss good bye, before i coud i felt a little hand push me away... probably not that funny but i thought it was. she's a little champ..

[woodublieve12]

the firing was for several other things previous
this was the "icing" on the cake so to speak.
he thought he was the hardest worker in the factory..... this was not true
I have no idea how he kept his job this long

No thanks, I dont want a slice.

well played sir

[smac]

the firing was for several other things previous
this was the "icing" on the cake so to speak.
he thought he was the hardest worker in the factory..... this was not true
I have no idea how he kept his job this long

No thanks, I dont want a slice.

But you would've otherwise, I bet.

[mickey]

Sounds to me like he was the hardest worker in the factory.

Took the phrase 'Hard worker' the wrong way?