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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Strawb » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:12 pm

http://www.standard.net.au/story/158479 ... cle/?cs=73
A CASK wine bladder thrown from a moving vehicle on Caramut Road has extensively damaged another car.


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Police are investigating the incident, which occurred about 1.30am Sunday.

They are calling for any witnesses who may have seen a dark-coloured station wagon heading north along Caramut Road around that time.

First Constable Emily Durham, of Warrnambool police, said the victims were driving a 2010 Ford hatchback toward Warrnambool when the goon bag was thrown from the dark-coloured wagon near the Woodford/Tower Hill turn-offs.

The goon bag, which was believed to be full or nearly full of wine, struck the grille of the hatchback, triggering the airbags.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:07 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:32 am

Agreed.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Stumps » Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:36 am

Richard Earle's man crush on Jason Gillespie
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:45 am

dude getting busted jerkin the gerkin at work yesterday

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:47 am

Johno6 wrote:dude getting busted jerkin the gerkin at work yesterday

classic


Who caught you?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:55 am

Johno6 wrote:dude getting busted jerkin the gerkin at work yesterday

classic


How did he get caught? Is he in trouble?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:59 am

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:dude getting busted jerkin the gerkin at work yesterday

classic


How did he get caught? Is he in trouble?


A bit of a wanker.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:00 pm

Johno6 wrote:dude getting busted jerkin the gerkin at work yesterday

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:lol: :lol:

Bet he is not at work today
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:11 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:dude getting busted jerkin the gerkin at work yesterday

classic


How did he get caught? Is he in trouble?


A bit of a wanker.


Hopefully this story has a happy ending....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:19 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Johno6 wrote:dude getting busted jerkin the gerkin at work yesterday

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:lol: :lol:

Bet he is not at work today

fair dry spell to resort to having a crack at work :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:22 pm

he got busted with the porn mag down his pants walkin out the toilet.


and no he isn't at work today lol

said he is seeing his dr about stress.

factory manager rang him to see how he went at drs, he said he hasn't been yet coz he is too busy fixing his mums car.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:24 pm

Fantastic! :lol:

You should let us pose a raft of questions on here and when he returns one after one just fire them at him*!!

1 - Couldn't you wait until you got home?

2 - Who were you thinking of?

3 - Did you have to stop/restart at any stage?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:26 pm

:lol: :lol:

the guys have a stash of "mags" that the old guys who worked their owned.
the guy was reading the same mag he got busted with at lunch, so obviously something took his fancy in it.

he told the guys he is going through a dry spell with his missus!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:26 pm

Booney wrote:Fantastic! :lol:

You should let us pose a raft of questions on here and when he returns one after one just fire them at him*!!

1 - Couldn't you wait until you got home?

2 - Who were you thinking of?

3 - Did you have to stop/restart at any stage?


4 - Why dont you have a phone that has internet, instead of stashing a porno in your pants?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:27 pm

I guess they can't do a thing unless they had one of these on the door.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:29 pm

hanks LM

printed that off.

also he has an old shitty phone apparently.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Hefty » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:35 pm

HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Fantastic! :lol:

You should let us pose a raft of questions on here and when he returns one after one just fire them at him*!!

1 - Couldn't you wait until you got home?

2 - Who were you thinking of?

3 - Did you have to stop/restart at any stage?


4 - Why dont you have a phone that has internet, instead of stashing a porno in your pants?


5 - Were you taking a shit at the same time you were stroking the bishop?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:43 pm

well hes fired now, so wont happen again.

I went to put that sign on the door and they said he wont be back.
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